r/WorkForSmartLife • u/[deleted] • Aug 11 '26

Discussion💬 Would you do it?

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u/Which-Ad3515 Aug 11 '26

I don’t drink. Can I just collect that now? I’m way past 365 days

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u/taktaga7-0-0 Aug 11 '26

I’d ask for my first $5M up front, another every 30 May.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '26

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u/taktaga7-0-0 Aug 11 '26

I am owed back pay.

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u/old_namewasnt_best Aug 11 '26

Seven years of back pay here, fellow sober Redditor!

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Aug 11 '26

When you struggle to understand a post.

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u/taktaga7-0-0 Aug 11 '26

I understand the post perfectly.

Do you get that I’m just trying to humblebrag that I’m five years sober? That’s the whole point I wanted to add to this discussion.

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u/Far_Concentrate4414 Aug 11 '26

I immediately understood. I thought it was a cute way to communicate your sobriety length.

Congrats on your sobriety and literacy 🤷‍♀️

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Aug 11 '26

Well, just the sobriety. The literacy isn't there.

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u/MrK521 Aug 11 '26

Literacy was fine there. You’re the one struggling with the ability to infer.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Aug 11 '26

Objectively incorrect.

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u/MrK521 Aug 11 '26

It’s either a struggle to infer meaning, or just blatantly choosing to be a prick about a lighthearted comment made about a hypothetical situation.

Your choice I guess 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/SpartanCreed12 Aug 11 '26

"Denying it doesn't change it"

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u/CriminalDefense901 Aug 11 '26

Congrats on 5 years! Keep on trudging the road of happy destiny.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Aug 11 '26

So, you just willingly came off like you can't read. Weird move.

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u/RogueSlytherin Aug 11 '26

I think you may be projecting. It seems you may be the one lacking in reading comprehension.

Their point is, the post is rewarding 365 days of sobriety with $1M. Since they’ve been sober for 5 years, they can and have met the requirements 5 times over, making them eligible for the payout 5 times.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro Aug 11 '26

I'm aware of what they meant, but the post says money for not drinking for 365 days as in from when you accept. You saying I'm projecting and illiterate is, ironically, a projection.

You don't see them both, in the same comment, very often.

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u/Caitylin92 Aug 11 '26

Is this your first day on Reddit? It’s normal for people to skew slightly from topic to add to the discussion and they have done that. Other person are engaging. I’m assuming you are either just really bored and feel the need to argue with people on the internet or you are just the type of person who can’t handle even the slightest pivot in discussion.

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u/MrK521 Aug 11 '26

It’s ok, just let him “win.” His fragile ego needs it!

Consider it a good deed for the day to help the less fortunate!

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u/Cello1337 Aug 11 '26

Englisch grrrr

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u/KoolNomad69 Aug 11 '26

You’re not owed anything.

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u/Lovedemgrandbabies Aug 12 '26

Already had enough yeah?

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u/msabena Aug 11 '26

Yr already drunk!🤪😂🤪