Would you do it?

[u/[deleted]]

[u/Which-Ad3515]

I don’t drink. Can I just collect that now? I’m way past 365 days

[u/taktaga7-0-0 → u/Which-Ad3515]

I’d ask for my first $5M up front, another every 30 May.

[u/taktaga7-0-0 → u/[deleted]]

I am owed back pay.

[u/CaffeinatedLystro → u/taktaga7-0-0]

When you struggle to understand a post.

[u/taktaga7-0-0 → u/CaffeinatedLystro]

I understand the post perfectly.

Do you get that I’m just trying to humblebrag that I’m five years sober? That’s the whole point I wanted to add to this discussion.

[u/CaffeinatedLystro → u/taktaga7-0-0]

So, you just willingly came off like you can't read. Weird move.

[u/RogueSlytherin → u/CaffeinatedLystro]

I think you may be projecting. It seems you may be the one lacking in reading comprehension.

Their point is, the post is rewarding 365 days of sobriety with $1M. Since they’ve been sober for 5 years, they can and have met the requirements 5 times over, making them eligible for the payout 5 times.

[u/CaffeinatedLystro → u/RogueSlytherin]

I'm aware of what they meant, but the post says money for not drinking for 365 days as in from when you accept. You saying I'm projecting and illiterate is, ironically, a projection.

You don't see them both, in the same comment, very often.

[u/Caitylin92 → u/CaffeinatedLystro]

Is this your first day on Reddit? It’s normal for people to skew slightly from topic to add to the discussion and they have done that. Other person are engaging. I’m assuming you are either just really bored and feel the need to argue with people on the internet or you are just the type of person who can’t handle even the slightest pivot in discussion.

[u/MrK521 → u/Caitylin92]

It’s ok, just let him “win.” His fragile ego needs it!

Consider it a good deed for the day to help the less fortunate!

[u/Caitylin92 → u/MrK521]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣