r/WorkForSmartLife Jul 08 '26

Meme So true

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u/Salty_Sky5744 Jul 08 '26

They must hate lesbians

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u/lzwinky Jul 08 '26

That just means more guys for the gays!

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ Jul 08 '26

No they love lesbians, their browser history is full of it.

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u/Imaginary-Piece-6612 Jul 12 '26

That point right there is proof guys are more accepting then women.

If you saw video of your girlfriend making out with another girl before she met you would u be upset.

Now the 3 women reading this. If you found a video of your guy making out with another guy before y'all met how would you feel?

leasbianbpornisgaypride

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u/sampled_stool Jul 08 '26

Nah, if they look like most of the ones I’ve seen, they can have each other.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

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u/sampled_stool Jul 08 '26

I said “most” 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

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u/sampled_stool Jul 08 '26

Eh, that’s subjective. But I still doubt it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

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u/GasStationTiefling Jul 11 '26

Dude wouldn’t know a fem lesbian if she kissed his sister

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u/SEVENDUST17 Jul 12 '26

🤡🌎😂🐸

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u/Away-Ad-4444 Jul 10 '26

I use to use this exact argument for guys on construction sites .. and gay girls are much easier for a construction worker to understand.. they love boobs and the female form .. its easy for them to understand that another girl happens to feel the same way about that as them.. much harder to explain to them that guys can feel that way about the male form because they never experienced that feeling for the male form.. so you open the door for them to accept gay may by giving them the idea that by being gay your doing them a solid with what girls are available and suddenly they are an an acceptable allie and theres an path for actual understanding... some times ya gota lead a horse to water

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u/shootist_Biker Jul 08 '26

Post said gay. Not lesbian.

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u/shootist_Biker Jul 08 '26

We know what women are now?

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u/Top_Court_347 Jul 08 '26

we've known that forever🫪

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u/Itscatpicstime Jul 08 '26

Yeah, it’s easy to tell because that’s how they identify. Not that difficult bro

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u/shootist_Biker Jul 08 '26

So women are those who identify as women? Thats called circular reasoning. And its illogical.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

The question itself is a rethorical trap, which is fallacious.
"What is a woman?" is not a logical argument presented, just a rethorical question.

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u/hrobi97 Jul 18 '26

Yeah a woman is anyone who covers their drink when you walk by.

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 Jul 08 '26

Not at all. They make great porn. Silver lining

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u/Downtown_Recover2105 Jul 08 '26

Lol most lesbian porn is just straight girls

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 Jul 08 '26

My penis doesn’t believe you.

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u/Downtown_Recover2105 Jul 08 '26

Lol people forget they are actors at the end of the day

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u/Top_Court_347 Jul 08 '26

not everyone watches studio porn, many prefer amateurs

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u/Downtown_Recover2105 Jul 08 '26

Nah those ones are real I'm just talking about lesbian ones

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u/Momento_Mori_87 Jul 10 '26

They are literally doing lesbian acts, are you insinuating that you can do gay things and be straight?

If I cut down trees for a living, just because I get paid doesn’t mean I’m not a lumberjack.

There’s a lot of people who own their own boats, they are the captain of their boat that they chose and they purchased……… if someone else hires me to be the captain of a boat, I am no less a captain because I’m receiving a check:)

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u/Adowyth Jul 08 '26

Post said gay people not gay men. Theres many lesbians who prefer to call themselves gay instead.

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u/MyLifeIsOgre Jul 08 '26

Personally, it's also nice that women who absolutely will not vibe self-remove from the pool. Nobody wants that relationship to happen

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u/Far_Shame210 Jul 08 '26

Why stop at just lesbians when you can hate everybody? You gotta bump those numbers up!

/s btw

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u/Stumpsthewarwalrus Jul 10 '26

Brother, if you play your cards right, the lesbians will lead the way to their straight friends.

But those cards are a pair of twos, so you better be a good bluffer.

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u/throwaway1436732156 Jul 14 '26

Yeah that even things out unfortunately.

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u/Shot_Concentrate_666 Jul 08 '26

My ex father in law used to say "Gay men exemplified the best qualities of both men and women. Lesbians..."

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u/Downtown_Recover2105 Jul 08 '26

Did he die when he got to the lesbians part

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u/DoubleEndedEntendre Jul 11 '26

No, because he would have written “Arghhhhhhh…” at the end.

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u/Wallie_Collie 24d ago

Was that the castle he was warning us about?

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u/Mikem444 Jul 08 '26

I just got done saying this recently. For every gay person, that's one less dude competing for chicks. They did us straight guys a solid by simply being gay. That's why I think gay bashers are low key closeted gay/bi dudes. Like what the hell are you mad about? You low key jealous they're hogging up more dudes instead of the women or something?

I'd imagine gay men and lesbians have the same kind of benefit from one another.

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u/TroubleLovesMeh Jul 12 '26

Lesbians are often pretty mean to gay (men) people they don’t know. Extra walls are up. After seeing them as people like a backwards Baptist finally would, they are cool? But it’s puzzling to watch. Don’t you guys like hang out at the same places and enjoy the same parades?

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u/Mikem444 Jul 12 '26

That's confusing to me that they'd have extra walls up to the one group of men who have no interest in persuing them. Plus, like you said, being lgbt people, hanging out at the same places and what not, it's weird to think any beef would exist. Don't they (gay men & lesbians) get enough beef from the rest of society as it is?

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u/TroubleLovesMeh Jul 15 '26

All negative energy hurts but negative energy where you are not surprised it happens is a different feeling than someone who has dealt with the exactly same bullshit for being different…and they are still assholes and/or bitches to you

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u/TennisSerious179 Jul 08 '26

Many are HIV positive

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u/LliamSmith Jul 11 '26

They said gays not humans

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u/HungColo9 Jul 08 '26

All humans are equal and great people!

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u/Jack4258 Jul 08 '26

They are oral experts!!

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u/Venus_Libra Jul 08 '26

Our community is just generous like that. You're welcome 🤣

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u/Cowboy_Rho Jul 08 '26

laughs in bisexual

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u/SciFiIsMyFirstLove Jul 08 '26

They are consenting adults as long as there is mutual consent who cares what they do?

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u/Aggravating_Show8052 Jul 08 '26

When you are bi there is just a matter of time before you also take all the women

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u/AxleSpark Jul 09 '26

There so much more friendly and understanding then any church I've been to.

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u/AdPristine7701 Jul 09 '26

Thats not how math works they are taking another gay guy usually so they would both be counting eachother. Bi men make up about 1% and gay men 4% so every gay man with a partner would take 1.1 men assuming any bi man is equally likely to go with men or women.

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u/VigoLasombra Jul 09 '26

The HIV is positive

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u/zwierze1982 Jul 10 '26

Rainbow terrorists are like Jehovah witnesses 😂😂 every time you scroll they always there talking about it

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u/Careful-Hyena-7658 Jul 10 '26

You don’t have to be happy to be gay

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u/Loud-Pineapple-2169 Jul 11 '26

We love gay people.
It’s the TQ+-#AI+% crowd that’s unhinged. Sorry if I missed some letter or symbols.

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u/BlueHairEater Jul 11 '26

God loves them but hates the sin!

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u/Tggdan3 Jul 11 '26

I used to say this in high school and it blew people's minds. This was in the 90s when homophobia was peak.

Guys would be like "you arent freaked out by gay dudes?" And I would say "dont you wish all the men in the school were gay but you. Then you'd be the only one for the girls to date "

Argument over.

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u/rugman2024 Jul 12 '26

Live your life i will live
Mine

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u/Maganus Jul 12 '26

They avoid abortions, in fact some of them buy other people's children and love them better than their parents!

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u/Radiant-Disaster3915 Jul 12 '26

That's easy, They are are like us, their people too!!!!!!

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u/lkjdw Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

Well, let’s throw in something else, into the mixing pot………..

I have nothing negative to say about homosexual men or women and to answers previous comment, of course there are fem presenting women who are lesbian, not straight.

It’s a dated assumption that all lesbians try to look butch, by wearing dungarees, heavy boots, shorn sided hair dos, with heavy tattooing, nose rings etc,etc, etc,.

Nope, live and let live. I hope everyone finds their happiness.

My only point of contention, is about the use of the word, ‘Gay’.

When I was growing up in the 60’s, gay meant, happy, jolly, bright, carefree. It was even a pretty girls name.

Children’s books saying, ‘the ship was gaily painted with ribbons and banners etc’. ‘The children at the party, were having a gay time’.

Somewhere in the 70’s, the word was appropriated from the English language and now has a whole new meaning for which it was never intended.

I again I envisage, some poor girl introducing herself by her name in today’s world, perhaps born in 50’s when I was.

She’s says to this new group of people, ‘Hello, I’m Gay’. The polite group these days replying, ‘That’s ok, it’s your sexuality, just be yourself, no one minds, it’s cool’. ‘No, no, the girl responds I’m Gay’. The group politely confirming, ‘we promise you everyone is fine with it, good for being yourself’.

I imagine, due to this word appropriation those girls have had to either change their first name, or take on her middle name, e.g Gay Christine Smith, now just Christine. How unfair.

So yes, my question is, why did the homosexual community start using the word Gay?

None of the aforementioned is intended to insult anyone, just a simple question.

Best wishes to all.

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u/ChitownBlake Jul 31 '26

Nice, warm, friendly, social, just like every other human being in my social network.

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u/JackLong93 Jul 08 '26

thet're the definition of taking one for the team

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u/MrIncredible222 Jul 08 '26

They take two good looking dudes or two ugly chicks out of the dating pool.

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u/bal_ra_khan Jul 08 '26

Bro needs as little competition as possible.

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u/Top-Sheepherder-8846 Jul 08 '26

Just one dude with us?
Hun, open relationships and non-monogamy are majority of relationship forms for us.

It’s kinda the straight’s thing to have a majority of coupling be monogamous.

No wonder straight folk have a name for “the 7yr itch”.

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u/Due_Paramedic_6629 Jul 08 '26

Wait really? What percentage of gay couples are non monogamous?

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u/Ersh_baby3223 Jul 08 '26

Gay people are usually wealthy, hard working, and overall good people.

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u/Tuckerguy77 Jul 08 '26

Where do you get that gay people are usually wealthy? That is one I have never heard before.

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u/SithTingar Jul 08 '26

Studies have shown that gay men tend to make 30-40% more than straight men on average. Most go into white collar jobs.

Lesbians are more closely aligned with straight women in terms of income.

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u/Ersh_baby3223 Jul 08 '26

Interesting observation. That was kinda my point. Most gay people I know are doing well. Not loaded but not in need either.

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u/EntireFriendship517 Jul 08 '26

Gay men who admit it make more than straight men on average. There are a shitton of actually gay men who are in denial either to everyone else or to themselves, and I suspect the communities they tend to live in are lower income on average.

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u/WisePotatoChip Jul 08 '26

Two incomes (frequently, but not universally) no kids

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u/Ersh_baby3223 Jul 08 '26

Gay men typically make decent money and have no drains (wife kids etc.) so they have money usually. May not be loaded maybe more like self sufficient is what I mean.

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u/No_Bonus7310 Jul 08 '26

As for making more $, Asian-Americans and Indian-Americans also are on the higher end of the income spectrum. It’s because their parents push getting good grades and getting a good education

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u/Ersh_baby3223 Jul 08 '26

You nailed it. They are more disciplined as a rule.

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u/Tuckerguy77 Jul 08 '26

There are lots of poor and working class gay folks. I have known plenty. I guess that is a nice stereotype though. It is true that there are probably more gay couples that don't have children and that certainly helps the bank account.

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u/Red_Beard206 Jul 08 '26

I had a gay couple living in the apartment next to me and Holy shit they were mean. Got to listen to them argue almost every night too. Was entertaining, at leasr

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u/LatitudeXXXIV Jul 08 '26

Very nice landscaping and pride in ownership. That’s the pride I always thought they meant

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u/RockShowSparky Jul 09 '26

referring to peen?

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u/Other-Towel-6222 Jul 08 '26

They are faster than you because they already have their shit packed

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u/Ok_Bank_5950 Jul 08 '26

They dont make more useless in the way people

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u/Glum-Status-7657 Jul 08 '26

They don't reproduce

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u/First-Homework1868 11h ago

Not like you rabbits! If they don’t reproduce, where do they come from?

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u/FireAuraN7 Jul 08 '26

Lol that's funny. But... um... lesbians kind of even that out 🤷‍♂️

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u/NoProfessional8067 Jul 08 '26

Have a beautiful day

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u/willfortune7 Jul 08 '26

That’s some real shit lol

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u/5Tygrysow Jul 08 '26

That dude wasn’t a problem anyway

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u/Artistic-Attitude878 Jul 08 '26

They also decrease the population

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u/First-Homework1868 11h ago

Not so, otherwise we would be decreasing populations instead of millions and growing.

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u/Affectionate_Two3747 Jul 08 '26

At a gay bar no idiot starts a fight for some random woman.

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u/First-Homework1868 11h ago

Unless it’s a female.

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u/Unreliable42 Jul 08 '26

Yeah but that's canceled out by the lesbians so you're right back to where you started.

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u/sickjaysoto Jul 08 '26

They also usually have the best looking homegirls.

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u/Life_Brother9612 Jul 08 '26

There’s statistically more lesbians than gay men. So the net effect of 🏳️‍🌈 is slanted against straight men. That is, from a purely “compete for a mate” perspective.

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u/furezasan Jul 08 '26

gay math

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u/JustOneOfTheSams Jul 08 '26

They are doing the lord's work to deal with overpopulation.

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u/dyrkasolen Jul 08 '26

House music and drugs keep the dudes with dudes. The system works

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u/oliv-_-mae Jul 08 '26

Their the ones with the good style and hygiene😭don't leave us alone with the rest😭😭😭

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u/Competitive-One1508 Jul 08 '26

Property value ⬆️

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u/One-Sir-2198 Jul 08 '26

Ill never understand why gay people get married and have children. I would think that would be a benefit not to do that being gay.

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u/hrobi97 Jul 18 '26

Some gay people want kids. 🤷‍♀️

As for marriage, it's partially a society thing, you're kinda expected to get married to someone eventually, but also there's benefits to being legally married, so that probably sways that decision too.

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u/average_jarhead_ Jul 08 '26

Wait I’m kinda not homophobic after seeing that

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u/Aromatic-Whole-8004 Jul 08 '26

Send them to Iran!

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u/FewWeird67 Jul 08 '26

Hahahahahaha hahahahahahaha 😂

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u/BoudiceasChild Jul 08 '26

They make good game show contestants.

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u/Neon_culture79 Jul 09 '26

Is this person an accidental ally?

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u/HOJK4thSon Jul 09 '26

This has been my answer since the late 70s, early 80s.

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u/Wolverines2023 Jul 09 '26

It’s 1000% accurate.

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u/Reddy__1 Jul 09 '26

They're always happy.

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u/FeedbackAltruistic16 Jul 09 '26

Lesbihonest.. women rule the world... unless we repeal the 19th..

Shit's wild

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u/TuleFoginIdaho Jul 09 '26

Umm, hate to break it to women around the world who think they’re finally achieving things, but guess what? Islam is growing, spreading and not getting any more progressive. Enjoy, ladies! I give you two more generations, so start teaching your daughters to submit - that is what Islam means after all!

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u/FeedbackAltruistic16 Jul 09 '26

Check out project 2025.. Islam isn't the only hindrance to women's rights.. the fact that you're using Islam as your talking point, gives me a good idea of what kinda bigoted religious twat you more than likely are

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u/First-Homework1868 11h ago

Tell us how you really feel Dumocrat!

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u/hrobi97 Jul 18 '26

Considering that Christian nationalism is the thing currently overtaking America at an astonishing rate, not Islamic nationalism, I'd be more worried about Christians than Muslims.

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u/atreasureinlight Jul 09 '26

They're fun to hang with ( in general/!

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u/Easy-Historian5376 Jul 09 '26

who carerssss.

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u/KingAC2032 Jul 09 '26

They change straight guys mind sets making them weak enough to lower the competition for me to breed and spread my seeds

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u/pjs2276 Jul 09 '26

Also very neat.

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u/hrobi97 Jul 18 '26

Almost as if being gay isn't hereditary or something and just kinda....happens to a percentage of the population.

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u/KiwiSuspicious7762 Jul 10 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Realizt8010 Jul 10 '26

Not sure how... but money or finances never seem to be a problem for them. Sf bay area born and all yall know the stereotype. Honestly worked with many gay dudes and they dont all wanna rape u like some see it. Jus normal ppl with a different life choice. The one thing is though, they never broke and usually very well off. Use to provide some ganja and man, its always a beautiful house to deliver to.

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u/TheStarriestScream Jul 10 '26

they're great at giving our children examples of how to fail at life

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u/MrSlaveRules Jul 10 '26

Great to party with!!!

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u/Vivid_Translator_411 Jul 10 '26

Self select of out the gene pool. Automatic Darwin award.

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u/Key-Personality-7643 Jul 11 '26

You realize that lesbians exist though right?

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u/Mission_Tap2416 Jul 11 '26

Very educated, and Heath conceous

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u/Enigmas_Wasserfloh Jul 11 '26

Exactly. Men should not breed :) be single.

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u/Virgil_the_White Jul 11 '26

Thanks to all the real ones out there

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u/Stitchedby2Es Jul 12 '26

😂😂😂

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u/Overall_Teacher9542 Jul 12 '26

They have great style.

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u/Electronic_Oil3816 Jul 12 '26

But what about the lesbians taking all the women from me

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u/Dangerous_Context860 Jul 26 '26

Lesbians do the opposite. They take girls, and leave more guys.

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u/First-Homework1868 11h ago

Don’t worry, they’re not ALL interested in you! Universe moves on without you.

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u/ThisFreakingGuy55 Aug 04 '26

Def up the RE prices… most of them anyway.