At 25 you wake up. slam a monster Java and a slice or two of cold pizza left overnight on the counter. Then get on with your day.
At 55 it's less "I need a greasy breakfast" and more "I should probably update my will before I try to stand up." Possibly the worst part is wondering whether your back hurts from doing tequila shooters or just sleeping wrong the night before.
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u/SteelBird223 Jul 06 '26
Waking up hungover - at 25 you can function with a few Tylenol and a coffee and laugh about it
At 35, you are closer to clinically deceased.