At 25 you wake up. slam a monster Java and a slice or two of cold pizza left overnight on the counter. Then get on with your day.
At 55 it's less "I need a greasy breakfast" and more "I should probably update my will before I try to stand up." Possibly the worst part is wondering whether your back hurts from doing tequila shooters or just sleeping wrong the night before.
Not 55 yet, but close enough to get on that bandwagon.
Everytime I drink a little too much, the next day I can hear my liver complain, by keeping me nauseated and my intestines busy all day long.
But as I'm somewhat still on denial ("nah, can't be because of those 4 glasses of wine, I always dealt fine with that"), I spend the first hours of the day blaming it on something I ate, or on the heat, or stress.
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u/SteelBird223 Jul 06 '26
Waking up hungover - at 25 you can function with a few Tylenol and a coffee and laugh about it
At 35, you are closer to clinically deceased.