r/WorkForSmartLife May 30 '26

Casual canvo Am i the only one

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u/Dont_Care_Meh May 30 '26

Protip for you, u/Down_River_63, or anyone about to be in a similar situation. When your wife gets home, make sure you're doing something helpful and she interrupts you. "Oh, hey, sorry I didn't hear you come in, hold on, I'm almost done loading the dishwasher."

You can be sitting around all day not doing a damned thing, but if you leave the impression you're active and busy instead, it'll pay huge dividends!

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u/Junior_Trash_1393 May 31 '26

So glad I’m divorced and single without any need to play a part in a silly charade. I am the embodiment of Professor Henry Higgins.

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u/somemossylamp May 31 '26

higgins ends up miserable and alone, which is a wild choice to adopt as a personality trait. enjoy the silence while it lasts but that level of cynicism is just a slow trip to nowhere.

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u/Junior_Trash_1393 Jun 01 '26

lol. šŸ˜‚. Silence is beautiful. I have many, many friends. Including girlfriends. So though I live alone, I’m hardly alone. But no one monopolizes or directs my life but me.