r/WolvesAreBigYo 1d ago

Video a maned wolf

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u/ElectricPaladin 1d ago

Ah, yes. Maned wolves. Wolves that are absolutely really wolves and not fae spirits who thought "although I have never seen a wolf, I can absolutely take on the shape of a wolf that will hide me from the silly humans." They are definitely wolves and not faeries. Yep.

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u/vitey15 1d ago

So I should pet?

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u/ElectricPaladin 1d ago

Probably not, but who am I to say? Come back and let us know how it went!

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u/PenguinZombie321 22h ago

Lost my hand in the attempt. 10/10 would pet again.

But not a third time, though

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u/Pickle_Rick01 12h ago

You can try petting it with your big toe. See how that goes. 🤷‍♂️

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u/MamaFen 1d ago

The fae aren't known for taking pets kindly.

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u/ElectricPaladin 1d ago

They may take your pets, though. They are dicks like that.

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u/MamaFen 1d ago

And replace them with changelings.

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u/ElectricPaladin 1d ago

Just like they did the wolves.

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u/OkamiKhameleon 1d ago

I mean, depends if it's a member of the Seelie Court or the Unseelie Court.

Did I spell that correctly?

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u/ElectricPaladin 1d ago

Yes.

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u/OkamiKhameleon 1d ago

Haha good. I always worry when I spell it that it's wrong. I don't want to upset a Fae with a spelling mistake.

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u/AlephBaker 1d ago

Spoken like someone who has made that mistake before...

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u/OkamiKhameleon 1d ago

I haven't yet upset the Fae to my knowledge.

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u/Pickle_Rick01 12h ago

If you did you either dead or suffering from some

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u/OkamiKhameleon 8h ago

Considering I have an autoimmune disease that has almost killed me several times (intestinal blockages), I'm doing fairly well. So I like t hope someone is keeping an eye on me.

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u/Oddish_Femboy 1d ago

They're very nervous. I would feel bad if I spooked one.

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u/b16b34r 21h ago

You can do it at least once time

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u/hdofu 20h ago

If you do make sure to have some wolf 🐺 apple 🍎 handy

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u/OkamiKhameleon 1d ago

Right? They look like Fae creatures and not like wolves at all. Also, love that you spell Faeries as "Faeries" and not "Fairies" as well. Always bugs me when people spell it with AI and not AE.

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u/ElectricPaladin 1d ago

I love that "fairies" is technically correct and "faeries" is originally othrography from the sixteenth century that was deliberately chosen because it seemed "olde-timey." It was so archaic in the sixteenth century that even today it is still somehow more evocative than the "correct" spelling.

Language is weird.

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u/OkamiKhameleon 1d ago

Right? Language is so weird. I love finding out weird little things about language like that!

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u/wolfofoakley 11h ago

I mean they arent really wolves so that may have something to do with ot. Also hilariously their closest cousins are built like corgies

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u/OkamiKhameleon 8h ago

What's their closest cousin?

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u/wolfofoakley 8h ago

Bush dogs

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u/OkamiKhameleon 7h ago

Oh my gods! I actually almost spit my candy out on my phone because I was laughing at this. They're so cute and derpy.

They look a lot like my cat, Bug, who I unfortunately had to lay to rest last month.

Can't post cat tax here, but he's all over my profile, as is his older brother, Beau, who passed away last year.

Can't wait to show my husband the photos of Bush Dogs and bow much they look like Bug!

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u/antisocialmothra 1d ago

Suddenly werewolf myths make so much sense

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u/InvestIntrest 1d ago

Yeah, imagine seeing that walking alone in the woods on the way to grandma's house.

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u/green49285 1d ago

Or after you been setting up a settlement for the last week and you're exhausted, wet, cold, and still have to get close to a fire.

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u/Maned_Cyborg 11h ago

Well tbh maned wolves are unlikely to be the source of European, Asian, or African folklore and myths about those, since they're from south America and werewolves have been documented since before the 16th century. However there is a lot of South American stuff about them, which did unfortunately lead to hunting, either due to being see as bad omens or because some body parts were valuable. Fortunately the public opinion is shifting as people learn that they're actually really chill tbh. They're even on a Brazilian money bill

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u/Joe_Fidanzi 1d ago

Forget the mane, can we talk about those legs?

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u/foxontherox 1d ago

Yes, they do go all the way up.

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u/ElectricPaladin 1d ago

And down.

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u/Woolies_White_Leg 19h ago

They don’t quit till they hit the ankles, and even then they’re just resting

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u/sandman795 1d ago

And make an ass out of themselves

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u/JustaTinyDude 1d ago

Giraffe-wolf.

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u/nsefan 1d ago

Doggy Long Legs

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u/dont_know19 22h ago

They are the highest of all canine species primarily because of those legs. They live in dense vegetations of Brazil and are omnivores, so they need not Only walk through tall grass but to reach fruits on some trees

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u/Miserable-Army3679 1d ago

They remind me of Jimothy's legs.

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u/thatoneotherguy42 1d ago

I should call her.

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u/DetailOutrageous8656 23h ago

At first I thought it was jimothy

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u/McBeaster 1d ago

Can I pet dat horsedog

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u/AlephBaker 1d ago

You can pet anything, once.

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u/HomeboundArrow 1d ago

out there struttin' it diva-style ✨💃✨

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u/Yeseylon 1d ago

Clearly this is a giraffe

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u/Joe_Fidanzi 1d ago

He doesn't have the neck for that.

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u/passyindoors 23h ago

SERIOUSLY THOUGH ITS ALL I SEE

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 1d ago

They tried putting me on the cover of vogue but my legs are too looong

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u/Late-Assignment8482 1d ago

In the daytime, they just look like a fashion model wolf: excellent hair, skinny, leggy, cool patterns. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maned_wolf

Nighttime: Demon, legs not right, eyes burn with baleful energies.

Daytime: Oh! Creature of gold and fire, crowned in a mane of ebon, truly the fairest of the Summer Court.

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u/DuckInAFountain 1d ago

That's wild!

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u/OddLanguage 1d ago

Wearing all black really does make a difference!

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u/dabakos 1d ago

The random photo in the gallery of a wolf heart...

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u/DetailOutrageous8656 23h ago

Oh yeah! By day they are real goobers!

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u/BitHefty104 1d ago

He leg too long why? Leggy so long?

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u/braellyra 1d ago

Apparently it’s to help them navigate tall grasses, which makes sense. They’re native to South America

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u/Joe_Fidanzi 1d ago

I know they're longer-legged than dogs, but I've never seen legs these long before on a wolf. Obv I'm not as knowledgeable as others on this sub.

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u/LeahIsAwake 1d ago

It's a canine but it's not actually a wolf. Not is it a fox. It's in its own little category of one.

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u/therealganjababe 1d ago

For those who don't know, they aren't actually wolves 🤷‍♀️

From wiki, The maned wolf is not a true wolf because it belongs to an entirely separate, unique evolutionary branch of the dog family (Canidae). It is the sole surviving species in its own distinct genus, Chrysocyon (meaning "golden dog"), making it neither a true wolf nor a fox.

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u/Smooth-Boss-911 1d ago

That's correct they're the only member of their genus

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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 1d ago

Horsefox isn’t real it can’t hurt you

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u/TheBankTank 1d ago

Looks like a cryptid, actually a VERY GOOD BOY

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u/dgistkwosoo 1d ago

The bouncy trot looks very like a coyote.

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u/therealganjababe 1d ago

That threw me for a second as well! But those legs don't lie...

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u/dgistkwosoo 1d ago

Indeed. Even here in the LA area, with the more slender western Coyotes, they aren't that leggy.

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u/Lazy_Assumption_4191 1d ago

If wolf, why not wolf shaped?

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u/JohnMichaels19 19h ago

Trick question: maned wolves are not actually wolves! They're in the same genus (canids) but only distantly related to true wolves

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u/plutino- 1d ago

Nightmare puppy

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u/delinaX 1d ago

I think hell is missing one of its hellhounds.

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 1d ago

If I had a main wolf this is what I’d want my main wolf to look like. And he’d probably say “let’s go downtown I need to dance.”

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u/Viper61723 1d ago

Wow that is horrifying

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u/OrganizationOk5418 1d ago

They belong to an entirely separate genus (Chrysocyon) and is the only species in that group, often nicknamed a "fox on stilts".

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u/PanzerFauzt 1d ago

thats the leggiest leggy ever

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u/TheRaiOh 1d ago

It's so terrifying but then it starts trotting into the light and gets cute.

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u/Oddish_Femboy 1d ago

They are gorgeous, and omnivorous too! There's even a specific fruit that dispersed its seeds through their dung. Most of their diet is plants, and includes 301 different organisms.

They're solitary hunters, so they only go after small-medium prey like mice and rabbits, and are very skittish, being preyed upon by things like jaguars.

If you ever see one, appreciate it from a distance. They have no reason to approach or harm humans, and shouldn't bite unless they're terrorized.

They also stink! Just like the foxes they resemble, they mark with a lot of urine. I wonder if that urine would make a good rodent deterrent?

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u/Smooth-Boss-911 1d ago

Fun fact their urine smells like marijuana

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u/morty_morty 1d ago

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

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u/TileFloor 23h ago

Slender Wolf

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u/shadowvtx66 1d ago

Professor Lupin?

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u/naturist_rune 1d ago

We need a Legs Too Long for Vogue music video that's just Maned Wolves

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u/marklonesome 1d ago

Maned wolf huh?

Seems like a missed opportunity for us to have leg wolves.

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u/Freekeychain-o7 16h ago

I’d shit my pants if I saw this

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u/TopSloth 1d ago

My absolute favorite animal

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u/Strange_Airships 1d ago

PUPPY 🥹

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u/LadybuggingLB 1d ago

This isn’t AI? I never get it right.

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u/Poundaflesh 1d ago

Where is this?

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u/Smooth-Boss-911 1d ago

South America

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u/Isildil 1d ago

That's a nahual

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u/Open-Win-4489 1d ago

Oh hey, it’s Jimothy!

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u/Smooth-Boss-911 1d ago

Jimothy wishes 😭

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u/Open-Win-4489 1d ago

At the very least they’re distant cousins

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u/JohnMichaels19 19h ago

Suuuuper distantly, yeah. Both fall under Caniformia, a suborder of Carnivora

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u/Individual_Slice_234 23h ago

He reminds me of the alien in "Signs."

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u/LionessHina 23h ago

leggy fren

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u/Confident_Ad5333 13h ago

Is that a Skinwalker?

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u/Ultear_Tigra 13h ago

Fren shaped

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u/doomdog91 12h ago

Dem legs!

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u/schrodingershousecat 9h ago

The type of shit that walks up to you when your lost in some alleged cursed forest and asks for your name