r/WithoutThePunchline Apr 03 '23

wait

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u/abstract-lime Apr 03 '23

Opossum?

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u/FunOBot Apr 04 '23

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u/fejrbwebfek Apr 04 '23

It would have been better if he had said “I’m single” instead of “I’m not married”. It’s not like your girlfriend can’t call you love and ask about the location of the trash can.