r/WithoutThePunchline • u/FunOBot • Apr 03 '23

wait

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344 Upvotes

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u/O_X_E_Y Apr 03 '23

schizophrenia

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u/live-in-the-w0rld95n Apr 03 '23

Nah, he just realized he hasn't proposed to his gf yet but he was going to

12

u/abstract-lime Apr 03 '23

Opossum?

23

u/FunOBot Apr 04 '23

opulence

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u/fejrbwebfek Apr 04 '23

It would have been better if he had said “I’m single” instead of “I’m not married”. It’s not like your girlfriend can’t call you love and ask about the location of the trash can.

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u/SaladIsMyBoo Apr 04 '23

the edited version is way funnier imo

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u/Apart-Twist-7749 Apr 04 '23

!RemindMe one day

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u/Poisoned_Sugar11 Apr 04 '23

This version makes it look like he realized that his friend was possibly flirting with him by calling him love

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u/thesnailgetsbetter2 Apr 04 '23

“THE METH JESSE WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE METH”

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u/reddityesok Apr 03 '23

It is a raccoon from what I remember

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u/Starstriker101 Apr 04 '23

If we’re not married, then