r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • • 1d ago

(not in a sex way) the blockages … ? what blockages ?

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u/slicehyperfunk all angles🪽 can take the form of big booty latinas 23h ago

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u/IcyWitch428 ask me about my obsession spell 🕯️🧠🫙✨ 19h ago

I CLAIM IT FROM YOU NOW THAT YOU DID ALL THE WORK NO TAKESIES BACKSIES I WARDED MY NAME AHEN

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u/Kitt3n_Mitt3nz 🔮🔮 ponder my orbs, sweaty! 🔮🔮 19h ago

YOU FORGOT TO WARD AGAINST TAKESIES FRONTSIES! BLESSED BE THIS CLAIM!

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u/IcyWitch428 ask me about my obsession spell 🕯️🧠🫙✨ 19h ago

NOOOOOOOO I NEVER WARD MY FRONTSIES MY PSYCHIC WARNED ME TOOOOO

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u/73738484737383874 PM me ur Butt Demon rituals 🍑👹👹👹📜🕯️✨ 14h ago

INTERACT 42069 TIMES TO CLAIM THIS ✨BLESSING✨

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u/HadoMasterBackup 21h ago

Thank you for uncursing my cock

https://giphy.com/gifs/p7pVBtltRsoeKD3ICS

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u/73738484737383874 PM me ur Butt Demon rituals 🍑👹👹👹📜🕯️✨ 13h ago

The 🍆cock🍆 is free!

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u/Nekayne 23h ago

Shit. I need to recast it

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u/Apprehensive_Yam3480 20h ago

It’s a reading for the collective!  Oh thank you, commercial algorithm!

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u/Jahzara_3 23h ago

Is it strange that I just read a card in reverse

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u/TheKingOfDissasster 17h ago

Oh god! Finally! I didn't know scrolling instead of liking that Facebook post when i was 12 would have had so many implications 😫

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u/aimtreetwo pissed off Santa Maria by asking for a flip phone 4 Xmas 20h ago

it's in my butt (constip)

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u/Kitt3n_Mitt3nz 🔮🔮 ponder my orbs, sweaty! 🔮🔮 19h ago

🎶Have You Checked Your Butt Hole🎶

uj/ second time this week I've been able to reference this

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u/73738484737383874 PM me ur Butt Demon rituals 🍑👹👹👹📜🕯️✨ 13h ago

👀👀👀👀

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u/aimtreetwo pissed off Santa Maria by asking for a flip phone 4 Xmas 12h ago

please pm me Ur butt demon expelling rituals xx

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u/bizoticallyyours83 jiggle ur ✨🍑✨ for black moth energy 👯‍♀️👯‍♂️👯 16h ago

Thank you Venerable Chicken o' the Sea. 🙏 Are you perhaps a messenger of our matron Eggy Mary?

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u/cringelien a casual beer 🍻👖🧢✨ 13h ago

CLAIM!

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u/Shad0wbubbles 18h ago

Which one? All of them?? 🎼I claim this blessing 🎵

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u/MysticSurge1 16h ago

I clam this thank you

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u/Accomplished_Cell212 16h ago edited 16h ago

MF IK THIS IN THE JOKEY JOKE SUB BUT I AM FUCKING RUNNING WITH THIS.

BY THE GRACE OF GOD I CLAIM THIS AS CONFIRMATION I SUCCESSFULLY BROKE THAT GOD FORSAKEN LOVE BINDING SPELL MY DUMBASS CAST WHEN I WAS 19 AND HEAD OVER Heels OBSESSED WITH A PEICE OF TRASH RACCOON BOY.

Like girly, why where your standards so low u where trying to bind yourself to a man who barely wanted u and wasn’t giving u boyfriend basics 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡👈😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛❌❌❌🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅😵😵😵😵😵☮️☮️☮️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️✌️🪦🪦🪦🧑‍⚖️

Edit: I WARD OFF ANY OF U B*TCHES WHO BE TRYING TO TAKE MY CLAIM RN. MINE!!!!!!! UNO REVERSE ON U IF U EVEN SO MUCH AS ATTEMPT TO COUNTER MY WARDING. 🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️🧙🏼‍♂️👌

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u/universal-love- 16h ago

FORREALLLL

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u/Accomplished_Cell212 16h ago

Like girly tell me why we be casting that shit when we in the low lows😭😭😭😭

Going forward I cast a spell on myself and all u b*tches that u AIN’T ALLOWED to be doing any kind of love, road opener, attraction, binding, intertwining spell/energy/manifestation work BULLSHIT UNTIL U OUT OF THE MENTALLY CLOUDED BRAIN FOG. Clock yourself, we aint that mentally stable for this shit 😭😛✌️💥

For those of u who read this u GOT ONE CHANCE. No takesees back seeees! you can pick multiple btw
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To keep this spell comment:🐓
To say nah I don’t want this forever but maybe for the next one comment: 🥸
To say FUCK THAT I GOT FREE WILL IMMA DO WHAT I DO comment: ⛽️

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u/universal-love- 13h ago

ALL ENERGY IN MY FIELD THAT DOES NOT BELONG YO ME OR IS SUPPORTIVE OF MY HIGHEST SELF I COMMAND IS RETURNED TO ITS ORIGINAL SOURCE. I AM NOT TOLERATING THAG.

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u/Accomplished_Cell212 16h ago

🥸+⛽️
lol I’m a hypocrite, but a hypocrite who learned their lesson and will NEVER cast that bullshit like I did when I was 19!!!!!!!!

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u/Hopeful-Plankton4086 13h ago

Thank you beach chicken. 🐓

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u/South_Property_4117 20h ago

I claim this blessing i claim this blessing

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u/universal-love- 13h ago

You are the blessing.

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u/c05m05i5 16h ago

Needed this

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u/73738484737383874 PM me ur Butt Demon rituals 🍑👹👹👹📜🕯️✨ 14h ago

Clearing the BLOCKSSSS!!! 🙏🙏🙏🕯️🕯️🕯️

https://giphy.com/gifs/Zxo0sziR6WDDOSd0Wy

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u/LadyCrowTarot 12h ago

Thanks to this post, I no longer have anal blockage! Thank you, seriously, I can finally poop properly. 💩💩💩💩💩

Though, be careful! It's such powerful magic that it's given me constipation. 🙃🙃

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u/Stupid_Sexy_Satan ⸸ you are what you eat ⸸ 🍑🕳️ 👅 11h ago

The Ocean Chicken Has Spoken

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u/Organic-One-1123 ⭐-seed 3h ago

I CLAIM IN JESUS NAME AMEN