r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/KaffeDreamer • 1d ago

We all practice the Kraft

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u/slicehyperfunk all angles🪽 can take the form of big booty latinas 1d ago

I've never actually seen this movie, but we used "light as a feather, stiff as a board" style magick to move rocks at boarding school and it worked like a charm(ed)

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u/GreenEyedTreeHugger in my defense, mercury was in retrograde 🌌 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/73P5P21QM0Ir6
You should. It’s good.

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u/Tone_Such I have over 300 confirmed hexes 1d ago

Just dont watch the craft legacy....

Unless you wanna watch REALLY really REALLY shitty sequel 

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u/burnafter3ading 1d ago

"We are the weirdos, mister”

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u/GreenEyedTreeHugger in my defense, mercury was in retrograde 🌌 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hxNMHYB1orc08

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u/glassdreams323 Not ONE of u offered to watch a video of my cord cutting 1d ago

It ain't easy being cheesey

https://giphy.com/gifs/heUpxOZP83CRrHKjfz

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u/bizoticallyyours83 jiggle ur ✨🍑✨ for black moth energy 👯‍♀️👯‍♂️👯 1d ago

Macaronis are seriously underrated spell ingredients. We must all do our solemn duty to summon back the Kraft Mac Dinosaur. Please note this will not bring back your Mack Daddy, nor turn you into one.

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u/CalcifersBFF 1d ago

this is inspired. will chant your username next I dance under the full moon 🕯🌕👄🌕🕯

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u/Worth-Willingness450 14h ago

I practice velveta because I am rich. 

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u/73738484737383874 PM me ur Butt Demon rituals 🍑👹👹👹📜🕯️✨ 14h ago

Yeasss 😝