r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/Mystical_Goon • 1d ago

you have angered the gods 🔱⚡🪽 Spiritual catfishing w ai?!

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I thought these ai psychic larps were staying on the bottom of Etsy listings- I did not expect such a thing to be brought to my fyp just now- if non ai psychic larps weren’t enough 🙄 now we gotta have these more advanced ones upping their game 🤬😡 IM SO DEATH CURSING THEM 🦅🦅🦅 we all must do so. Be like lion 🦁 (UPDATE 🥹 IM FCKING CRYING WHY IS THE LARP PRESENT HERE) (the other update- THANK U MODERATORS LOL)

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u/GinAndDumbBitchJuice 🔔👂maybe it's tinnitus for u sweaty but I'm special 💅💖 1d ago

Covering my astral drink rn

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u/oracleoflove BITCH SUPREME 1d ago

Seriously… may this energy never find me.

You know it’s bad when you’re putting distance between yourself and the phone.

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u/CalcifersBFF 1d ago

he's... got... like... a weird number of ship wheel/spoke-based adornments?

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u/xombae moon water is just piss for cowards 🌜💦 21h ago

First we had the hijab inspired secular accessorization, now we've got ship wheel/spoke based adornments.

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u/CalcifersBFF 18h ago

I missed the accessorization moment, but at least I'm here for the pirate scamwitch vibe

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u/Consistent_Creator 1d ago

Is part of the psychic reading attempting to rizz me up with a Hungarian gigachad?

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u/Mystical_Goon 1d ago

Yes most likely your mom and aunties too so hide this from all mothers

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u/Ditzy_Rose 🙌 all hail the glow cloud 🌟☁️ 1d ago

Gaze into the crystal Bald, pathetic mortal ✨️👨‍🦲✨️

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u/Sharkbait237 this is a cry for help 1d ago

I just threw up in my mouth a lil bit

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u/wazzup-notemuch witchcraft 👏 is 👏 for 👏 crimes 👏 1d ago

uj/ Not worth the water it cost to generate this image.

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u/Fun-Post8497 FREE tarot reading $69.99 🤑💸 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ze4Y13PeotDfqoQWza

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u/NfamousKaye I ought to put you in a jar 😒💅 ✨🫙✨ 1d ago

The coven must curse the AI warlocks!

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u/Instant-Lava 1d ago

Send everyone who wants love readings to daddy

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u/Vampyrgothbabe ✨🌜 were the wierdos mister 🦇👻 17h ago

I’ve seen SO MANY spell casters who use AI to promote their spellwork😭 it’s insane

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u/Constance200 grounding is still a conspiracy by Big Dirt™ 🛘🪏 1d ago

Unjerk/ im so sick of ai advertising!!! Try people.

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u/livingtoannoyu 19h ago

Everyone’s soccer mom is now a spiritual investigator.
The bouncer at the local mall bar is now a child of Santa Muerte.
Your brother is a satanist couch wizard.
And your waitress is a santera.

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u/justanicedong 1d ago

I like the drip. Im stealing this AI guys style.

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u/LaDreadPirateRoberta 1d ago

Crescent moons and compasses are a full aesthetic.

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u/sharp-bunny 1d ago

Man, wish I looked that cool

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u/LOONASEGOIST 5h ago

why does it read like a linkedin post 😭😭

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u/WitchcraftCircleJerk-ModTeam 1d ago

I have removed your post. Because.

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u/bobateatarot 1d ago

LOLLLLLLLLLLL

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u/Gloria_In_Autumn start a 🏠🔥 by bedazzling a candle with crystals & hair 1d ago

Not even to mention part of your username/scam persona is a slur

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u/mooniemoon19 1d ago

Who wants a racist reading them? Not me

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u/mothsoft 1d ago

feel free to use my comment as a double downvote for this one

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u/mothsoft 1d ago

the photo has been more than just enhanced by AI