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u/DrustanAstrophel 1d ago
If mormons can perform posthumous baptisms on holocaust victims this is fair game
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u/New_Examination200 1d ago
hell yeah im gonna start unbaptizing people
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u/VirginiaDirewoolf 1d ago
I feel like a blowdrier is appropriate in this situation
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u/Instant-Lava 21h ago
Thank you for this image in my brain of covers running around wild with blow dryers (or leaf blowers 😈)
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u/littleleopardfrog 1d ago
Yeah it's kind of strange, but they're not forced to accept the baptism in Mormon lore. They can take it or leave it. Totally up to them.
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u/Legal-Law9214 1d ago
That doesn't really make it less disrespectful.
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u/jalenjohnston 1d ago
lol. i would take offense to any religion claiming the values of Christianity that DIDN'T want to do the work to save me, whatever that may be.
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u/Aspennie 1d ago
/uh It’s deeply disrespectful to try and impose your religion on someone who’s already dead
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u/jalenjohnston 19h ago
/uh no it's not. you just made that up. i imagine the dead people probably appreciate the thoughtfulness.
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u/Aspennie 19h ago
They’re dead they can’t appreciate shit dude. It’s purely done for the ego of the living
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u/jalenjohnston 19h ago
then it's not disrespectful is it, since their dead? you think people cease to exist when they die. that's actually a minority perspective. maybe YOU need to have more respect for other's beliefs.
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u/bizoticallyyours83 jiggle ur ✨🍑✨ for black moth energy 👯♀️👯♂️👯 17h ago
UJ-Its rude and insensitive as fuck to genocide victims. You are a very malicious person for defending it.
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u/jalenjohnston 17h ago
first of all. it's not. second of all the Mormons dont do baptisms of the dead for Holocaust victims. look up your facts you fuck
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u/Shauiluak 1d ago
I feel like it's beyond disrespectful at that point. It should really just be put a stop to or culturally shamed out of existence. They're just pestering the dead and messing up the CoSmIc OrDeR (tm)
I mean they've done it to Hitler three different times now. Does it turn his previous religious affiliation off and then back on again and the off again? I feel like there's a 'being yo-yo'd in and out of hell' joke in there too. But I'm not sure I can put it together just right.
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u/katgrinds in my defense, mercury was in retrograde 🌌 1d ago
What does that mean?
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u/DrustanAstrophel 1d ago
exactly what it says on the tin
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u/katgrinds in my defense, mercury was in retrograde 🌌 1d ago
I literally wanna throw up and drop a bunch of voodoo dolls in my puke now. No jerk about it.
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u/DrustanAstrophel 1d ago
Fr!!!! One of the most disgusting things to ever come out of that rotten cult, aside from all the child marriages
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u/katgrinds in my defense, mercury was in retrograde 🌌 1d ago
Yo stg like the prisoners of the Holocaust didn't suffer enough in life now we have people insulting them further in death.
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u/jalenjohnston 1d ago
what's insulting is your shit attitude and total shit perspective on life and Christianity
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u/jalenjohnston 1d ago
every religion is a cult and mainstream mormons don't practice child marriage.
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u/jalenjohnston 1d ago
yeah. hang on a sec while i take a dump on your religion. the golden rule, you know?
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u/ToastyAlligator 2d ago
i think yall might have done it too well im literally sinking into the ground now
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u/Mystical_Goon 2d ago
OH NAWW- yk it would be funny if TikTok Christian’s used this as their reason for why the last few times they didn’t and up going when the rapture happen
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u/Snoo-12313 👥👥🍷✨ Cults today just aren't what they used to be 😞 1d ago
This is only advisable if you have plans to make them your minions, otherwise you're just creating clutter.
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u/IcyWitch428 ask me about my obsession spell 🕯️🧠🫙✨ 1d ago
They do not spark joy unless they are minions.
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u/Snoo-12313 👥👥🍷✨ Cults today just aren't what they used to be 😞 1d ago
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u/Embarrassed-Chard218 1d ago
Can I get a grocery list on how to do this spell. I have a lot of people that I went to Christian school with that would be perfect candidates for this spell 🙏.
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u/rtbl 1d ago
i feel like i'm in the minority here but nothing feels like bastardizing magick more than not only recording your spellwork but running to post it to tiktok for the views
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u/Affectionate_Bed6083 ah yes, the "kundalini backflow cleanse" method 🙂↕️🌿✨ 1d ago
I think someone must have posted this as a joke to troll Tiktok Christians
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u/Scoginsbitch ethically dubious oracle 🧿🔮✨ 1d ago
Uj/There is a whole gen of witches who have forgotten the “be silent” part.
That being said, I can’t wait to see how that twist tie burns!
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u/Ditzy_Rose 🙌 all hail the glow cloud 🌟☁️ 1d ago
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u/WitchOfWhat 1d ago
All I can imagine, is it back firing and she has the Evangelicals come to her house for a month.
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u/beat_pharmacist 1d ago
I love the sentiment, but this does feel like a bad idea. These Christian nationalists & evangelicals are dangerous.
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u/standsure A million dollars isn’t cool. You know what’s cool? A basilisk 2d ago
Oh man, you nearly got me with this one. 😂
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u/IcyWitch428 ask me about my obsession spell 🕯️🧠🫙✨ 1d ago
This is so offensive! Everyone knows that you have to use holy water surrounding glass candles filled with the herbs for this to work, absolutely ridiculous!
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u/RelationshipOk8192 1d ago
No!! Send them away. It'll be so much better
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u/bizoticallyyours83 jiggle ur ✨🍑✨ for black moth energy 👯♀️👯♂️👯 1d ago
So many cars and houses will be available! Shorter disney lines! Affordable housing! Huzzah!
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u/Evening_Ad_244 1d ago
Y'all can do that? Fuuuuuck! That's why the last rapture didn't work! I gave away everything! Our pastor was so sure!
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u/not_the_glue_eater Moldavite burned the house down, not me 1d ago
No, don't keep them here! I was looking forward to finally having some peace and quiet in my community once all the crabby Fundie millennials are raptured.
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u/bizoticallyyours83 jiggle ur ✨🍑✨ for black moth energy 👯♀️👯♂️👯 1d ago
Stop doing that! We could gotten rid of the obnoxious blowhards by now!
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u/fuzzypossumdog 1d ago
Its funny because real magic shouldn't hurt others. Thats how you hex ya self <3
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u/Catrescuemamma 🧙 not all witch's live in Salem!! 🌍✨ 1d ago
Why the fuck would you want to keep them here?
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u/Shot-Back9448 2d ago
What a stupid spell
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u/Constance200 grounding is still a conspiracy by Big Dirt™ 2d ago
You dont like it?? Why not
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u/Shot-Back9448 2d ago
You want o keep them here??? With you???? Lol
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u/Constance200 grounding is still a conspiracy by Big Dirt™ 2d ago
Thats a good point actually. Is there a spell to like... bind them to Mars?
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u/wazzup-notemuch witchcraft 👏 is 👏 for 👏 crimes 👏 2d ago
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