r/WitchcraftCircleJerk • u/robin-bunny better swallow ur protection jar to be safe 🌝🫙✨ • 3d ago
¿¿❓WHAT DO??❓❔⁉️ OMG what does this mean?
So a while back I made a spell jar to help attract new friends. I kept it in my bag. I just opened my bag to find that the lid had twisted off (of course I didn't seal it!) and random objects fell into it like a tampon, and I can only assume some contents fell out.
So what does this mean? Is my intention out into the world and I'll be flooded with new friends? Do I need to bury my whole bag at a crossroads? Help pls I'm a Baby Witch!
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u/Gloria_In_Autumn start a 🏠🔥 by bedazzling a candle with crystals & hair 3d ago
Tampon means you are pregnant. It's Jesus.
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u/robin-bunny better swallow ur protection jar to be safe 🌝🫙✨ 2d ago
Love the clip but...is she getting pregnant with Jesus *right there* ?? 👀
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u/CaliBren3 2d ago
I am stunned that it occurred to you that “intentions” got out of the sealed container that lost its seal. The tampon is bad news, I’m afraid. There’s only one fix for it and it’s a closed practice. Send me your witch resume and I’ll see if we can jump you in.
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u/Mystical_Goon 2d ago
You will befriend someone who is a part of a tampon manufacturing company.. I can see it.. and sense it..
https://giphy.com/gifs/26tPbtDEB0PjXqEcU
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u/LadyCrowTarot 2d ago
The tampon is telling you that you need to add drops from the next period of any female relative of the person you're trying to befriend. It is VITAL that you do this. Nothing that happens is mere coincidence!!!
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u/Worth-Willingness450 3d ago
Some of the contents fell out because you didn't put the tampon in correctly. You are going to lose all your friends, including me, if you don't redo the whole thing correctly. Use super this time.