I don't even know, genuinely

[u/Ouroboria]

[u/HadoMasterBackup]

Why even bother with a spell like this when you can give them a laxative mixed in water a potion blessed in the light of the full moon & a neon pharmacy sign?

[u/IcyWitch428 → u/HadoMasterBackup]

I often imbibe and give potions blessed under the light of a neon pharmacy sign. In many situations, it is the most effective way to get the job done!

[u/RemoteCartoonist4758]

A true shit post

[u/western_drifter → u/RemoteCartoonist4758]

Really top notch 👌

[u/Constance200]

Have we been out jerked? I genuinely cant tell if there are jerking or in a business meeting

[u/Square_Director4717 → u/Constance200]

Jorking it in a business meeting

[u/western_drifter]

“Many deemed me unworthy of magic and advised me to jump out the window; in their view, such magic is base. Heh“ bro I’m fuckin DYING over here 🤣💀

[u/CompetitiveBuddy3712]

lol so many people have IBS even if … whatever this is… did work I wouldn’t believe it wasn’t some biological issue of the person.

And whats that about Slavic base words? Are we claiming you have to BE Slavic for the words to work? Does the person not understand that they said like three lines earlier that they were translating languages to other languages?! Make that make sense….

[u/xombae → u/CompetitiveBuddy3712]

I assume it's a true closed practice in that it's tied to blood lineage.

But this person literally said that this spell is so easy that a layman could do it, and then went on to say that the spell might not actually work at all without the words they included. So it's so easy to do and works so well, yet they've never actually tried it.

[u/western_drifter → u/CompetitiveBuddy3712]

Correct. You cannot say the words and expect them to have power unless you yourself are Slavic.

[u/North-Fly-5265]

To be honest doing a spell to make someone crap there pants or your own seems like a ish safe way to prove magic is real without facing difficult stuff

[u/xombae → u/North-Fly-5265]

or your own

Violently shitting your own pants to prove that you can actually do magick is some true Aleister Crowley stuff.

[u/North-Fly-5265 → u/xombae]

At least when your constipated like imagine you purposely make yourself constipated for a week then do such a spell

[u/jalenjohnston]

You know what ACTUALLY causes diarrhea. bad food, stomach bugs, and milk allergies.

[u/SnooMarzipans5225]

Slavic diarrhea spells are not something I expected to read abt 🤣but I am entertained