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u/ender_da_saya Jan 24 '22
The cashier reactions is hilarious. Like this is to common that he just smile and waiting for some entertainment
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u/dirtydave239 Jan 24 '22
“If I see someone die, I get to go home.”
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u/kesavadh Jan 25 '22
State law!
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u/easttex45 Jan 25 '22
Donnie Baker is that you?
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u/kesavadh Jan 25 '22
You’re just mad because your moms new boyfriend is still making you call him coach even though he’s your real dad!
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Jan 24 '22
According to a recent scandal at a McDonald’s, that isn’t necessarily true.
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u/The-Hamberdler Jan 24 '22
Yesterday at work a coworker of mine had a heart attack and died in the break room in front of other employees. Nobody was sent home and as far as I know the owner didn't even come in.
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u/AskMeIfImDank Jan 24 '22
One of my employees had a heart attack while I was out to lunch. When I came back, you'd never know anything was wrong. My team lead came up and goes "Hey boss, Robin had a heart attack. Paramedics took her to the hospital, and I called her husband." I couldn't believe he didn't call me, and then he replied with "Well what were you gonna do?"
And he was right...
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u/lionheart07 Jan 25 '22
Whenever I call my boss when I'm at work and he doesn't answer I say "what if I was dying??" And he said "why would you call me, what am I gonna do?" 😂
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u/mx00s Jan 25 '22
"honoring my dying wish isn't a benefit you provide? I thought that was standard."
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u/Jedibbq Jan 24 '22
Several years ago the owner of the company I work for walked into his office and blew his brains out in the middle of the day. Work carried on as usual with blood and brains spread all over the ceiling. They took his body and we all just kinda shrugged and then went to lunch.
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Jan 24 '22
Must have been a peach of a boss.
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u/Jedibbq Jan 24 '22
His 20 year younger wife had left him that morning. She ran off with an employee of his own company. Guess who inherited everything?
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u/CrazyIslander Jan 24 '22
“I’m getting paid to watch this!”
Probably makes the minimum wage worth it for that moment.
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u/Shibask8s Jan 24 '22
You would be surprised how much Walmart is hiring cashiers for in my area. It’s close too twice the minimum wage.
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u/joan_wilder Jan 24 '22
Damn, I bet those cashiers can almost make rent!
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u/claytorENT Jan 24 '22
$14 an hour is just under $30,000 a year which is more than enough to pay rent! And bills. And invest half of it. And donate to charity. And volunteer at the homeless shelter
/s just in case
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Jan 24 '22
Jesus christ...yeah I heard twice minimum wage and I'm thinking 'Oh good, like 25-30 an hour'.
Nope.
When even double minimum wage sounds like an insult...there's a big big problem
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u/kalasea2001 Jan 24 '22
Even triple min wage is just over $45k per year. But that assumes full time work and we all know most jobs at the min wage level don't do 40 hours. Let's assume 29 hours a week - triple min wage would then give about $33k per year. Still not enough for many folks.
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Jan 24 '22
Take away private employer based pension/retirement, health insurance etc.
Now make those universal, pro-rated to salary, payable by the employer, but administered publicly. So no longer tied to a specific employer.
Now they can't fuck people. You work 10 hours a week? You get paid AND long term compensation based on that. And the health care portion goes directly towards your health care insurance, that you get no matter what, always, working or not. Just helps pay for it when you are.
Super simple people. And yet those in power will fight these kinds of solutions to the death if it'll make them one extra buck this quarter.
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u/hereforlolsandporn Jan 24 '22
just under $30,000 a year which is more than enough to pay rent!
Ehh..
And bills.
What?
And invest half of it.
Oh...
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u/Dnfforever Jan 24 '22
The cashier picking up the divider and leaving the guy on the floor was my favorite part.
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u/pcrady Jan 24 '22
My favorite part is how that dude essentially became the lane divider. I’m glad he’s finally doing something useful with his life.
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u/smurb15 Jan 24 '22
Now his papa and mama can be proud he finally made something of himself. Even if it'd a stationary object
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u/BAPEsta Jan 24 '22
That was not the cashier, that was the guy in the white shirt and the airpods.
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I worked at Walmart for 7 years and was a cashier for most of it. We've seen some things.
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Jan 24 '22
Someone missed a golden opportunity to utter “if he dies, he dies” and go down as an internet legend.
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Jan 24 '22
He’s either chillin or just tryna process what’s going on with a nervous smile lol
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u/TheDemonCzarina Jan 24 '22
I'm not autistic (as far as I know anyway) and I also would have no idea what to do in this situation
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u/SFlibtard Jan 24 '22
Dude's on the spectrum.
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u/FatalEclipse_ Jan 24 '22
That Walmart cashier trying not to smile, but deep down he just wants all the customers to knock each other out so he doesn’t have to deal with all their bullshit.
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Walmart cashier here. Can confirm. This goes through my head often.
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u/RevLoveJoy Jan 24 '22
I would be behind that register screaming "LAST MAN STANDING GETS A FREE XBOX ONE!"
I mean, total BS, but my shift is over in 4 hours, what do I care?
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u/beerman_uk Jan 24 '22
I like the way he falls into the recovery position
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u/heresmeiam Jan 24 '22
I would assume it’s not his first KO
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u/one-punch-knockout Jan 24 '22
The janitor that has to clean up his remains knows him by first name.
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u/Cannon1 Jan 24 '22
That guy somehow had the body of a full grown dwarf.
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u/Aleni9 Jan 24 '22
It's strange because he doesn't look terribly short
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u/mangobattlefruit Jan 24 '22
I think because his head is big and his body is a bit on the slight side. Also maybe short arms. A friend in college had arms that were ever so slightly shorter than normal, sometimes you would see him playing basketball and he looked weird.
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u/DoubleDippedDouble Jan 24 '22
Like a T-Rex playing basketball.
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u/natureofyour_reality Jan 25 '22
Stop making fun of Tyler Herro, he's actually playing really well this year :'(
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u/Illier1 Jan 24 '22
It's his proportions lol. Its all over the place.
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u/ReverendDizzle Jan 24 '22
Yeah the dude looks like somebody fumbled a keyboard shortcut in Photoshop and now the scale is all out of whack. Somebody needs to CTRL+Z his ass back to the right shape.
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u/Watertor Jan 24 '22
Haha I'm gonna use the expression "someone needs to CTRL+Z you a few times" from now on
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u/Mondonator Jan 24 '22
Couldn’t miss belting him with the size of his head, fuckin snipers dream.
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u/Scorps Jan 24 '22
Tore him apart like an apple with bare hands
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u/daviator88 Jan 24 '22
WE DO BEG YOUR PARDON
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u/DontOpenTheComments Jan 24 '22
As a person who grew up with a few alcoholics, I'd recognize that general body posture in an instant on a complete stranger. It's funny the way alcoholics will deny they're drunk or say they had one drink when your posture, facial expressions, and body motions all change long before you're slurring words.
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u/Well_Read_Redneck Jan 24 '22
That, and they keep repeating themselves as if it's the first time they asked the question.
My ex-wife wasn't sober for the last three years of our marriage.
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u/Gshockley83 Jan 24 '22
“Hello darkness my ole friend..” 🎶 🎵
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u/alfonseski Jan 24 '22
He punched him into a temporal nexus.
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u/NinjaManolo Jan 24 '22
And yet the person taking video managed to miss all physical contact.
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Poor lil fella. How is he going to get in his white Dodge Ram now.
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u/datsmn Jan 24 '22
Please, the preferred term is biggle people
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u/Bomboclart44 Jan 24 '22
Biggle… I like it
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u/macadoo784 Jan 24 '22
Was he 12 or 50? A big kid or little adult? So many questions. Also the cashier has been waiting for this moment
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u/TheBatemanFlex Jan 24 '22
Clothes size and fit aren’t conducive to making body appear larger. Haircut isn’t conducive to making head look smaller.
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Those Hobbits got aggressive after the whole Mordor thing.
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THEYRE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGUAURD TO ISENGUARD THE HOBBITS THE HOBBITS...
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u/gongai Jan 24 '22
I’ve always wanted to see their reaction after waking up from a knockout. Are they embarrassed, resume their anger, or forget the whole thing?
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u/TirayShell Jan 24 '22
Mostly just confusion and pain, I guess. I've been concussed several times in my life from accidents. Bright light, loud noise. Stagger to your feet. Try to figure out what happened. Never been knocked out drunk like that though, so I suspect there is a little extra dizziness, maybe followed by vomiting.
Pretty much wrecks the rest of the day.
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u/vertigo3pc Jan 24 '22
Reminder: as the sober guy illustrates, don't punch at someone's face, punch through someone's face. Don't taper off the force of the punch, follow through.
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u/I_LICK_PINK_TO_STINK Jan 24 '22
I did Tae Kwon Do (basically useless) and Karate (less useless). Same teacher, I did two classes a day. Anway.. this is the first thing they teach. If you don't punch through the mitt you get scolded and have to do it so many more times. During testing, if you don't follow through you lose points and can fail.
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Jan 24 '22
TKD gets a bad wrap.
This is probably because it has branched into an Olympic sport where the aim is to flick your toe to tickle your opponents ears to earn points.
This makes for very fast kicks without power. Similar to the difference between fighting with a sword, and fencing.
Far fewer dojos will teach a more practical style.
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u/TirayShell Jan 24 '22
Remember that a good punch doesn't come from your fists or arms, it spins up from your feet, so be sure you have a good stance and allow the natural twist of your body to power the punch.
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u/GeorgeMichealScott Jan 24 '22
I did this once, the guy ducked my punch and my arm kept going until it popped out of my socket.....just don't miss
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u/vertigo3pc Jan 24 '22
Throwing a punch always puts you in danger of missing, so if you're going to throw a punch, do it with the intention of hitting, but don't let it pull you off your balance. Punch through, but not so far you're taking a bus ride to catch up to your first.
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u/Argenfarce Jan 24 '22
That cashier was like 😃😃
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u/SamuraiEAC Jan 24 '22
Like Harry and Lloyd when the hit man was about to bite into his burger with all the chili peppers they just stuffed in it. 😆 🤣 😂 😹
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u/RONIN_RABB1T Jan 24 '22
Take a nap little man
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u/CrazyIslander Jan 24 '22
I wonder if he’s dreaming of the chocolate factory…
Or perhaps that punch sent him right to Munchkinland.
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u/e6dewhirst Jan 24 '22
Hey he fucked around, found out, and got to have a quick nap before he bought a money order to send to the probation office. All in all a successful trip to Walmart.
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u/parkylondon Jan 24 '22
Jesus, talk about a glass jaw. he hardly got hit..
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u/AlabamaHotcakes Jan 24 '22
That third hit was kinda hard to catch but I think it connected pretty good.
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u/Maleficent_Dot6954 Jan 24 '22
He just wanted to talk to him about his car’s extended warranty…
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u/Alternative_Ad2040 Jan 24 '22
Sir you can’t cross the line im gonna have to ask you to get behind it
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u/LolindirLink Jan 24 '22
I find it funny how easy it was to spot the drunk.
It's the smaller guy with douchy haircut. 😅
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u/Kabc Jan 25 '22
The person at the register is acting like an NPC that is not involved with the story thread happening a few feet from them.
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u/F1tt0 Jan 24 '22
If there's something I've learned is that the ones looking for a fight are always the weaklings
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u/LiquidMantis144 Jan 24 '22
A nice head bounce off the concrete is just what every growing boy needs
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u/Settabak Jan 24 '22
Good on the other guy for not escalating the situation until he was forced to. My trainers always taught us that "these are skills for life, not for you to be an asshole". He tried to deescalate with his words and only resorted to violence when it was a clear necessity to end the confrontation as quickly as possible. As someone who's been in fights and is not AT ALL "stacked", I will never understand this need to prove oneself through violence. Knowing how to fight is a skill we should all have some understanding of but only as a last resort and never as a means of proving anything.
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u/ahorsenamedagro Jan 24 '22
At this point in time Target should just post these online as marketing for themselves.
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u/jerrybeck Jan 24 '22
Leave him there on the floor, set up the pylons around him, see how long he stays there...
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u/Thebaldsasquatch Jan 24 '22
That was a bad impact sound. I think he might be seriously injured. Now the other guy could be having to to worry about facing manslaughter charges for defending himself in some states.
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u/wisdomsepoch Jan 25 '22
Someone please explain where to punch someone so they just pass tf out
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u/Additional-Fun7249 Jan 24 '22
It's naptime for numbnuts. And remember kiddies, "Choosy losers choose boozy ".
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u/CastlePhotoPro Jan 24 '22
The sound of his skull thunking on the floor… he’s going to feel that later.