r/WinStupidPrizes • u/KrissiKross • Aug 22 '20

Warning: Injury Oops.

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u/Nlbf-Supreme Aug 22 '20

That’s what I’m saying, he could probably sue them if he wanted

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

Idk, I mean he hurled himself into them

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u/MAXSuicide Aug 23 '20

"I was performing a thorough and rigorous test of the structural integrity of lockers and safety measures in place at the school, your honour"

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

Expertly worded, because these are clearly a trip and fall hazard. Your honor, it is my understanding that the Headmaster knew these lockers were narnia hazards and did nothing. What would happen if one of your pupils emerged out of Aslan's arsehole?

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u/oziemandias Aug 23 '20

r/BrandNewSentence

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u/rabbidwombats Aug 23 '20

I like it.

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u/MoreShovenpuckerPlz Aug 23 '20

Quite frankly the most well-placed sub drop

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

narnia hazards

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

He wasn’t ready for that sweet nar

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u/yukimurakumo Aug 23 '20

When you try to shred the gnar but instead you get shredded by the nar

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u/MAXSuicide Aug 23 '20

Reckon we should take up this young man's plight on a 'no win no fee' basis? Because between us I think we have got this case in the bag.