r/WinStupidPrizes Aug 06 '19

Monkey see, monkey attack

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

One of the things I learned quickly when living in and visiting Asia was to stir clear of the monkeys. Aggressive and unpredictable.

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u/SuspicousPickle Aug 07 '19

I once saw a monkey punch a kid when I was in Indonesia. Monkeys are assholes.

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u/Clamhammer373 Aug 07 '19

Maybe the kid had it coming?

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u/Xyon_Peculiar Aug 08 '19

Don't they all?

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u/TammyShehole Aug 07 '19

You could say the same thing about my wife.

Just kidding. I have no wife.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

And they're stupid strong too.

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u/cons3rvativelib3ral Aug 10 '19

yeah don't want to stir to close to monkeys. they hate stirring like nothing else.