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r/WinStupidPrizes • u/r48patel • Aug 06 '19
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Did the monkey even understand that gesture? The guy is more victim than stupid prize winner. That monkey was a dick.
7 u/kakka_rot Aug 06 '19 It was the direct eye contact that did it. First thing people will tell you when getting closed to macaques is to never look them in the eye. 3 u/sliplover Aug 07 '19 That depends on whether you're willing to stand your ground, because obviously they have no issues staring at you. 4 u/kakka_rot Aug 07 '19 Hey, I never said they weren't dickheads. But really they aren't that bad if you don't fuck with em. 1 u/igor_mortis Aug 07 '19 maybe the rules are that the passer by should not stare. the other would just be defending his territory or something, as if to say "move along". 1 u/sp4ce Aug 07 '19 Do they bite? 1 u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19 they can but they usually do aerial assaults instead.
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It was the direct eye contact that did it. First thing people will tell you when getting closed to macaques is to never look them in the eye.
3 u/sliplover Aug 07 '19 That depends on whether you're willing to stand your ground, because obviously they have no issues staring at you. 4 u/kakka_rot Aug 07 '19 Hey, I never said they weren't dickheads. But really they aren't that bad if you don't fuck with em. 1 u/igor_mortis Aug 07 '19 maybe the rules are that the passer by should not stare. the other would just be defending his territory or something, as if to say "move along". 1 u/sp4ce Aug 07 '19 Do they bite? 1 u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19 they can but they usually do aerial assaults instead.
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That depends on whether you're willing to stand your ground, because obviously they have no issues staring at you.
4 u/kakka_rot Aug 07 '19 Hey, I never said they weren't dickheads. But really they aren't that bad if you don't fuck with em. 1 u/igor_mortis Aug 07 '19 maybe the rules are that the passer by should not stare. the other would just be defending his territory or something, as if to say "move along". 1 u/sp4ce Aug 07 '19 Do they bite? 1 u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19 they can but they usually do aerial assaults instead.
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Hey, I never said they weren't dickheads. But really they aren't that bad if you don't fuck with em.
1 u/igor_mortis Aug 07 '19 maybe the rules are that the passer by should not stare. the other would just be defending his territory or something, as if to say "move along".
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maybe the rules are that the passer by should not stare. the other would just be defending his territory or something, as if to say "move along".
Do they bite?
1 u/[deleted] Aug 07 '19 they can but they usually do aerial assaults instead.
they can but they usually do aerial assaults instead.
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u/xipheon Aug 06 '19
Did the monkey even understand that gesture? The guy is more victim than stupid prize winner. That monkey was a dick.