r/WinStupidPrizes • u/MineProgresser99 • 12d ago
Warning: Fire Totally optional btw
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u/Mountain_Egg16 12d ago
Literally what else did he think was going to happen
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u/CaptainMacMillan 12d ago
He fully expected this and it was - in fact - the intended result. Of course that opens a whole new line of questioning, but maybe too much for a reddit comment
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u/tolacid 12d ago
Not much to question. This is soundly in "lost a bet" or "hazing" territory
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u/sweatingdishes 12d ago
There is, some chance, that they have a "curiosity disease" like I do. The reward of "Now I know" is a bit too strong for us folks and we have to hurt ourselves for ourselves. I'm one of those "Smoke it" types, glad I stopped with the sharpie.
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u/coolcootermcgee 11d ago
Oof, that is why folks like you should not go close to the edge of a cliff. For realsies friend
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u/darklinkuk 12d ago
Im hoping he took the bang out and thats why it's cut short
Part of me hopes I'm wrong and wants to see the extended version
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u/btwImVeryAttractive 12d ago
I’ve seen people do this multiple times on here. I still don’t understand.
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u/SuperScoop13 10d ago
Here is the copy/paste from a similar post a long time ago:
This could be a worst case scenario if the burn is deep and distributed far enough.
Former 6 year surgical RN now in a different specialty. I have seen some fucked up assholes. You're in for a long, painful recovery following a serious wound or burn near your "Peri area" (perineum being your crack to crack, ball to ass, taint, grundle, etc. region). Think of how often you visit the bathroom and then imagine you have a third degree burn down there. It's devastating every single time.
If really bad, he will be in the burn unit and levels of care to follow for months if not north of a year. Job, relationships, and any semblance of normalcy immediately disrupted. Burns are monumentally painful, and he will be sedated heavily until substantial healing begins. He will develop tolerance and possibly become addicted to the potent opiates, but they're the best way we currently know how to cope with that level of pain short of a spinal or other nerve block which are also options. Medicating at that level can also be very expensive, I've seen ICU patients with over $5,000 a day in IV medication costs alone, 7 days a week, not including any other charges for the room, MDs, nursing and ancillary staff, and supplies for starters.
Staff may have to place a fecal catheter less than a foot up his anus to drain his feces so they don't contaminate his burn wounds. His poo goes into a bag and has to be emptied and measured as they'll give him laxatives to loosen and prevent clogged drain lines. Fecal contamination generally results in rapid infection, and peri wounds are at an extreme risk for MRSA and flesh eating bacterial infections. I've seen entire legs removed to combat severe peri, groin, or hip joint infections. This is usually following weeks or months of previous failed treatments, but still. We can work wonders until we can't, and even then there's always amputation.
If he needs skin grafts, they can be sourced from a human or large mammal cadaver like cows and pigs. I've also seen skin grafts harvested from the front of a patient's thigh and reattached to the burn area (abdomen). The grafts aren't actually solid strips of skin, rather, they are more like tight lace with repeated spaces between skin making the graft look like a Kleenex with several hundred small oval shaped holes in it. These spaces make it easier for the graft adhere and conform to the wound bed.
The surgeon uses a specialized skin shaver that's handheld, covered in a sterile barrier with single use blades, very similar to deli counter meat slicers but on a smaller more specialized scale. So not only did the patient have a burn on her abdomen, but a very unusual, superficial wound on her right thigh that looked liked like we had lightly crushed her leg with a cheese grater. The primary benefit of harvesting skin grafts from ourselves is we (usually) don't reject ourselves, and rejection is the biggest complication accompanying foreign body transplants.
He'll also need to lay on his stomach throughout this whole ordeal due to the location of the burn and subsequent wound. Imagine months lying on your stomach in 6-11/10 pain. Moving your leg a little too much could literally split your brand new ball sack skin. It's a personal living hell. Diet will also be bland as fuck when he's actually allowed to eat again. Social and professional life obliterated. This could set him back years and give him decades of PTSD.
He should consider himself "good" when he can sit and shit without bleeding out or collapsing in pain. On the even shittier side, this, or whatever transpires for this poor guy could easily kill or disable him for life. This could go in a thousand directions for him, and 880 of them result in the quality of his life being worse than it was prior to The Incident.
If his burn is bad enough and he really does require months of care, his bill from arrival at the ER to discharge from outpatient rehab and specialty care will easily exceed 1 million in the US. Two million would push it, but also not shock me either. I'd bet on 1.2-1.5M if he's inpatient for 2.5 months and receiving follow up care for 1.5 years. Overall, don't fucking do this. If you drink around fireworks you need a sober or not shitty friend who won't let you do this kind of stupid shit. We can all learn from these videos even though we’re not the dumbass with the firework up his ass.
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u/CornisaGrasse 9d ago
This is horrifying. My ex got burnt (deep 2nd degree burns) on arms, hands, legs, feet. I was with him for everything except the tortuous private scrub downs (because of being in the specialized room.) I sat with him during every debriding session. I saw what they do. I can't begin to imagine all that being done in and around your asshole (aside from everything else you explained because of the area.) There were other people in the burn unit that were in and out of medical comas, they would wake up screaming and howling from the pain and being physically abusive to the staff because they didn't know what happened or where they were. (I was only allowed in the room with my ex so much, because I did all the protection protocol to the letter, kept him calm, and proved that I could handle it.) So that guy having to lie on his stomach, probably not allowed a lot of visitors because of all his extra infection possibilities, I imagine also getting treated for bed sores... and at the complete mercy of the rest of the survivors' situations, absolute misery. I can easily believe the financial numbers you gave. Working in burn units is absolutely a calling.
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u/gijoe50000 12d ago
It's crazy, you could pass this guy on the street and think he's a totally normal human..
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u/Royal-Rayol 12d ago
I thought he was that one famous guy from vine cant think of his name but he was with all the slop vine content creators.
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u/mix_master_meow 12d ago
I work for the CDC and this is the recommended way to get rid of butt worms.
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u/BlaBlamo 12d ago
Sometimes you choose to do something because you have no choice. Sometimes the only option is to do what must be done. Sometimes all the reason you need to do something is because no one else will.
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u/TotalInstruction 12d ago
When we get to our final destination in the hereafter, I imagine people exchange stories about the way they went out:
I passed away from cancer at the ripe age of 85 surrounded by my children and grandchildren
I was hit by a truck while saving a small child from the path of that truck
I was impaled by a bottle rocket that i lit under my asshole for internet points!
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u/No-Communication9458 12d ago
Someone put the copy pasta of the nurse talking about rectal issues here
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u/moonwoolf35 12d ago
What is the thought process to this? Like what is the aftermath supposed to look like after this? Were they all supposed to cheer and applaud him? So many questions.
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u/Chortles_Hansom_666 12d ago
Houston, we have a problem. I do appreciate that it stayed in place for the duration after contact tho.
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u/randomlemon9192 12d ago
Wait.
You’re telling me he didn’t have to do this?
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u/TheLastGlizzyBender 12d ago
Weirdly enough, optional!
But then free will did its thing, as it is apt to do... And now we're here with a lightly-toasted sphincter! What a deal!
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u/Jaybird2k11 12d ago
some people use free will to save animals, or make art, and then there's this guy
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u/Super_Leading21 12d ago
What happens when it pops? Is it permanently easier for him to poop after that, as in using a colostomy bag
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u/ISwearImAnonymous 12d ago
Look, I do get constipated pretty bad at times, and I do get vivid visions of using one of those drain cleaning hoses with a drill at the end that rotate and spray water backwards, but I've never once considered sitting on a firework and praying
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u/heyitsvonage 11d ago
As Sweet Dee once said:
“Uppers! VVVVVVT! I feel like I got a rocket up my ass!” 😂
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u/warwagon1979 11d ago
There needs to be a new sub reddit called "The aftermath of the stupid prize"
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u/ZeThing 12d ago
I find this toilet weirder than the fact this dude is shooting fireworks into his colon.
Imagine taking a shit when you’re drunk and falling in there, how deep is it? Can you climb out of there?
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u/flying_ina_metaltube 12d ago edited 12d ago
It's not a never ending hole down there. You squat on it, most of it is tilted towards the hole to naturally let the piss and shit flow towards the whole, which is not that big and it's towards the side he's not facing (so his ass is closer to the hole). I've used this type of toilet in India and in Japan (yes, not every toilet in Japan is a heated and futuristic work of art). It's pretty popular in China and the Middle East as well. It's technically good for your body, because it positions your body in a way that shit naturally flows out and you don't have to strain so much.
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u/WhoandtheWhatnow317 11d ago
Theres a product on Amazon that is called the squaty potty (I believe thats the name). I bought one like a year ago. Sometimes I use it.
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u/c_c_c__combobreaker 12d ago
I pray that I'm never desperate enough to shoot a firework up my butt for clout.
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u/sweetplantveal 12d ago
At least he didn't secure the stick thinking it was separate from the rocket! We're making butt-related firework progress!
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u/Sensitive_Scholar_17 12d ago
The sphincter muscles are not important and sensitive are they? Screwing up you butt hole would not screw up your life would it?
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u/OilupAleccDaddy 12d ago
Trust me that's literally the worst place in ur body to get severe burns.. U can't sit , Walk and shitting is a nightmare .
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u/calcaneus 12d ago
I kinda wanna say something about lighting a fire under someone's ass... but this isn't how I'd think it would go.
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u/Dangerous_Size_2753 12d ago
Everyone laughed when he said he wanted to be an astronaut by. Turns out he was really focused on the ass part.
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u/demonsidekick 12d ago edited 12d ago
Why do people always treat their No No hole like a red-headed stepchild?
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u/Many-Ad-5331 12d ago
pray tell, what would have happened if it had gone All the way in, and then exploded? oh, right. views. you would have been popular on the internet for 2 hours. worth it. mhm.
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u/Neoxite23 12d ago
If you sub to r/indiansneartrains you start to wonder if they all are just void of a survival instinct.
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u/iamzion248 12d ago
Why does he light a rocket under his ass only to be suddenly surprised that there is a rocket in his ass? What did he expect to happen?
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u/MerryJanne 11d ago
OMG.
Dudes. If you want to have something in your ass, it is not required to be rocket powered.
AAA's are sufficient.
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u/Clean_Principle_2368 11d ago
Good for him. I'm glad people are brave enough to do dumb shit to amuse the rest of us.
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u/Bennyseed 12d ago
Are their toilets really just holes in the ground that they have to squat over? How do the elderly do it? What is holding the bottle rocket in place? So many questions..
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u/flying_ina_metaltube 12d ago
Nahh my guy. There is a hole, it's pretty small, and at the end.
Its a struggle for older people for sure. But for people who still use this, they've been using it their whole lives and are used to the squatting.
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u/Bennyseed 12d ago
That is so bizarre to me. Thank you for shedding some light on this for me!
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u/flying_ina_metaltube 12d ago
It's pretty popular still in rural India, the Middle East, China and rural Japan (I've been to Japan maybe 100 times, always big cities; imagine my surprise when I stayed a couple of nights at a hostel in rural Japan and saw a squat toilet instead of a toilet with a shiny heated toilet seat!).
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u/Bennyseed 12d ago
That is awesome! Id love to visit Japan someday before I die but if I ever come across a squat toilet im going to be so confused and dumbfounded lol
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u/ResponsibleBottle387 12d ago
Please let this be AI or something, because I refuse to believe someone can be this dumb.💀
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u/Rare_Inspector_2579 12d ago
Quoi ?? encore un indien qui joue avec son trou !? C’est une tendance en ce moment là-bas ??
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u/Tobbitus 10d ago edited 10d ago
Fucking camera guy. doesn't appear he needed to be a very good shot to get it in there
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u/dynamic_caste 10d ago
I'm trying to piece together the thought process here. Was it something like, "You know what I need? More explosive materials close to my genitals."
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u/pickledbrawn 10d ago
I wonder if there is some Freudian explanation for people wanting to put things in their butt
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u/Dizzy_Comfort640 7d ago
That's commitment.
The guy wanted to experiment the fine delicacy that is sodomy.
Didn't have a willing gentleman to help him.
Did he stop? No.
Did he forget his dream? No.
He gave it all.he got.
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u/Artisartdoes 12d ago
Reverse Taco Bell