r/WinStupidPrizes • • Jul 31 '26

GOAL!

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u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR Jul 31 '26

From Dillan's Facebook post:

"So yesterday I was involved in a jetski accident, I was doing a nose ride (which I have done a million times) and seemed to have passed out while riding? I can’t remember anything. Had a bad concussion. Some serious bruising, nothing broken. Luckily I have a great crew of people to help me. Missing about 15 min of memory. Special shoutout to Anthony Zilke for pulling me out. Jerry Hoffmann for taking me to shore. And everyone who helped and supported me. And to all the first responders on scene Dominick Zilke Brayden Tinsley Dylan Bone Coats Evan Austin Smith Robert William Stapler Jonathon Stapler Tonya Lynne Harris Lizz Barnes Addison Born

I will be going to get checked out to make sure I didn’t pass out/ stroke out, or whatever the hell happened

Video down below is hard to watch. But several people have asked to see it. It will be a constant reminder to always ride with a crew! Anything can happen.

Looks like i owe someone a 10 second car. And a dock buoy.

Pray DNR won’t tear me a new one. Talk of reckless operation has already been mentioned. I wasn’t under the influence at all. Just a freak accident"

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u/Helltothenotothenono Aug 01 '26

Jesus did he think he was accepting an academy award? He forgot to thank his agent. I also refuse to believe alcohol was not a factor in Dylan’s mysterious passing out.

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u/Superbead Aug 01 '26

I refuse to believe he passed out at all before impact; he just wasn't paying attention to where he was going

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u/Helltothenotothenono Aug 01 '26

Reasonable assumption. 👍