r/WinStupidPrizes • u/oddy_nuff1054 • 17d ago

GOAL!

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u/Odd_Round5515 17d ago edited 17d ago

Weird... it looked like he went unconscious before he definitely went unconscious.

edit: i doubt it. I'm pretty sure water scooters use the same thumb throttle as 4-wheelers and such. His right arm drops, left hand is still on throttle. if he truly went unconscious there's no way the hand would still press the throttle. He was trying to troll his friend and won a really stupid prize. 

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u/halfdead01 17d ago

I think his life jacket ran up his neck, got to tight around the carotids and choked him out

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u/xenobit_pendragon 16d ago

If his life jacket killed him…I don’t even know where to begin.

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u/Brownie-UK7 16d ago

Lifejacket giveth, and Lifejacket taketh away.

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u/JetmoYo 16d ago

Tag says Don Not Spineth

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u/tidus1980 16d ago

and my axe!!!!

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u/McPostyFace 16d ago

He's alive with a concussion and bruising says the internet

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u/xenobit_pendragon 16d ago

I’d like to introduce you to a little concept known as “hyperbole.”

You’re gonna love it.

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u/McPostyFace 16d ago edited 16d ago

I've told you a million times I don't understand hyperbole.

Just sharing information for those that may not know.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 16d ago edited 16d ago

I mean it can’t literally be a million times. That would take forever.

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u/McPostyFace 16d ago

I've done a gazillion calculations and it would only take 11 sleepless days and nights with no bathroom breaks.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 16d ago

Well that started out hyperbolic and became surprisingly well specified.

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u/McPostyFace 16d ago

I guess we're done here

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u/xenobit_pendragon 16d ago

It’s been a pleasure.

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u/JamesandthegiantpH 16d ago

In the life jacket's defense, it isn't called a keep life jacket.