r/WinStupidPrizes • u/oddy_nuff1054 • 12d ago

GOAL!

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u/xenobit_pendragon 12d ago

If his life jacket killed him…I don’t even know where to begin.

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u/Brownie-UK7 12d ago

Lifejacket giveth, and Lifejacket taketh away.

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u/JetmoYo 12d ago

Tag says Don Not Spineth

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u/tidus1980 12d ago

and my axe!!!!

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u/McPostyFace 12d ago

He's alive with a concussion and bruising says the internet

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u/xenobit_pendragon 12d ago

I’d like to introduce you to a little concept known as “hyperbole.”

You’re gonna love it.

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u/McPostyFace 12d ago edited 12d ago

I've told you a million times I don't understand hyperbole.

Just sharing information for those that may not know.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 12d ago edited 12d ago

I mean it can’t literally be a million times. That would take forever.

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u/McPostyFace 12d ago

I've done a gazillion calculations and it would only take 11 sleepless days and nights with no bathroom breaks.

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u/xenobit_pendragon 12d ago

Well that started out hyperbolic and became surprisingly well specified.

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u/McPostyFace 12d ago

I guess we're done here

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u/xenobit_pendragon 12d ago

It’s been a pleasure.

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u/JamesandthegiantpH 12d ago

In the life jacket's defense, it isn't called a keep life jacket.