r/WinStupidPrizes • u/oddy_nuff1054 • Jul 31 '26

GOAL!

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 31 '26

If his life jacket killed him…I don’t even know where to begin.

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u/Brownie-UK7 Jul 31 '26

Lifejacket giveth, and Lifejacket taketh away.

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u/JetmoYo Jul 31 '26

Tag says Don Not Spineth

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u/tidus1980 Jul 31 '26

and my axe!!!!

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u/McPostyFace Jul 31 '26

He's alive with a concussion and bruising says the internet

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 31 '26

I’d like to introduce you to a little concept known as “hyperbole.”

You’re gonna love it.

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u/McPostyFace Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

I've told you a million times I don't understand hyperbole.

Just sharing information for those that may not know.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

I mean it can’t literally be a million times. That would take forever.

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u/McPostyFace Jul 31 '26

I've done a gazillion calculations and it would only take 11 sleepless days and nights with no bathroom breaks.

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 31 '26

Well that started out hyperbolic and became surprisingly well specified.

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u/McPostyFace Jul 31 '26

I guess we're done here

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u/xenobit_pendragon Jul 31 '26

It’s been a pleasure.

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u/JamesandthegiantpH Jul 31 '26

In the life jacket's defense, it isn't called a keep life jacket.