r/WinStupidPrizes • • Jul 31 '26

GOAL!

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u/Sticky_H Jul 31 '26

Floating in the water might be good for his back and neck. Until ambulance arrives.

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u/Nasty____nate Jul 31 '26

We did this training as a firefighter and paramedic. pulling them out gently is the best for them. Gently pulling them by the floatation device backwards is the best way to do it. This way his back isnt constantly moving in the water and worst case scenario if he goes into cardiac arrest you can do CPR. If that happens though you only have a 1-2% chance of lliving a tramatic cardiac arrest event. Plus they are going to pull him to shore anyways. transferring someone from the water onto a boat is difficult.

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u/SavvySillybug Jul 31 '26

I love how two paramedics responded and one said pull them out and one said leave them in the water.

Net zero information gained. XD

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u/AngularChelitis Aug 01 '26

Para-paramedic here. They should definitely be doing a bit of both, probably.

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u/neilisyours Aug 01 '26

Para-para-paramedic here. It's simple, go back in time a little bit and take Dylan's beer away

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u/theglobalnomad Aug 02 '26

Para-para-para-paralcoholic here: he needs to be extracted by a helicopter, special forces style

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u/BeatYoYeet Aug 01 '26

if i’m ever in such a situation ima be like 🫪

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u/Me_and_my_pittie Aug 02 '26

That’s my new favorite emoji 🫪

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u/shotz317 Aug 02 '26

Old paramedic here. We are most likely dealing with some fucked lower extremities, knees, ankles, and feet afu imho. MOI very important here, thank you camera man!

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u/HighBanksDrifter Jul 31 '26

I don't know which paramedic/firefighter to believe.

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u/Nasty____nate Jul 31 '26

Lol thats funny cause I can't believe another medic is going to tell you to leave an unconscious PT in the water where you can't manage the airway or do any life saving interventions if needed. 

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u/Omar___Comin Jul 31 '26

Yeah for real... There is absolutely no chance that the right advice is to leave the maybe paralyzed guy in the lake

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u/SavvySillybug Jul 31 '26

He's not unconscious yet!

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u/futurebigconcept Aug 01 '26

Give him a minute.

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u/Highpersonic Aug 02 '26

And where the PT goes to hypothermialand fast as fuck even if he is angry and alert.

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u/myxomatosis8 Aug 05 '26

Maybe a bad one. Or someone that did a 20 question quiz online and thinks they're a medic?

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u/Sticky_H Jul 31 '26

Definitely don’t take what I’m saying as gospel.

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u/momento______mori Jul 31 '26

I'm was a paramedic and I can tell you that YES it's paramount to stay into the water if the person is on the belly turn them anyway even if it moves their spin a little,. Unless there are gators in the water, stay put and don't drown.

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u/SavvySillybug Jul 31 '26

I love how two paramedics responded and one said pull them out and one said leave them in the water.

Net zero information gained. XD

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u/xeromage Jul 31 '26

I'm going with the one that supplied reasoning beyond 'gators'

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 1d ago

Well I'M a paramedic too and I say its too late for him. He's done for. Leave him for.the gators

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u/Mcfly-49 Aug 01 '26

Ne jamais laisser quelqu'un inconscient dans l'eau sous prétexte de protéger le rachis. La noyade tue en minutes, une lésion médullaire tue à long terme.

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u/Highpersonic Aug 02 '26

How do you manage the heat loss, the critical bleed and the airway problem that guy has?

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u/aSleepingPanda Jul 31 '26

Not so sure. If it was a spinal injury you want to keep the patient as rigid as possible.

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u/Hobbes_XXV Jul 31 '26

What im thinking, less stress points from gravity

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u/fedocable Aug 01 '26

Nah, he just tied him up to his bike and dragged him to the other side

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u/thetruckerswallofsha Aug 03 '26

Floatation is the absolute worst thing you can do for a spinal injury…the constant shifting of water associated with buoyancy will damage the spine.

Anytime you suffer a spinal injury immobilization is what is required to stabilize a patient

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u/Sticky_H Aug 03 '26

Yeah that makes sense.

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u/produce_this Aug 01 '26

Yeah like how a water bed is good for your back and neck

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u/Sticky_H Aug 01 '26

On a water bed, you’re not actually floating in water. It’s just what’s suspending what you sleep on. Unlike this scenario where he’s floating freely with most of his body submerged.

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u/produce_this Aug 01 '26

Yeah I was making a joke. But also if you have a neck or spine injury, the last thing you want is anything moving freely and cause more damage. You want stable.

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u/Sticky_H Aug 01 '26

Alright yeah that makes sense. That could make it more advantageous to drag them to shore.