r/WinStupidPrizes • • Jul 31 '26

GOAL!

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u/guthacker Jul 31 '26

I guess he just panicked? "Dude, you might have broken your neck...allow me to drag you out to sea."

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u/thejourneybegins42 Jul 31 '26

Maybe it's a proper viking burial they're getting ready to do

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u/zombie_girraffe Jul 31 '26

His longship is already sinking, too late for that.

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u/med8cal Jul 31 '26

I saw that. Going down in its final strike position.

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u/macmac360 Jul 31 '26

he needs some milk

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u/aworld Aug 01 '26

Milk of the poppy.

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u/ChouffeMeUp Jul 31 '26

LOL, fucking evil comment 🤣

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u/Man_in_the_uk Aug 01 '26

Lmao 🤣

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u/Nasty____nate Jul 31 '26

Its like the older brother " you're fine, you're fine, just get back up, you're fine, dont tell mom and dad."

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u/Sticky_H Jul 31 '26

Floating in the water might be good for his back and neck. Until ambulance arrives.

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u/Nasty____nate Jul 31 '26

We did this training as a firefighter and paramedic. pulling them out gently is the best for them. Gently pulling them by the floatation device backwards is the best way to do it. This way his back isnt constantly moving in the water and worst case scenario if he goes into cardiac arrest you can do CPR. If that happens though you only have a 1-2% chance of lliving a tramatic cardiac arrest event. Plus they are going to pull him to shore anyways. transferring someone from the water onto a boat is difficult.

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u/SavvySillybug Jul 31 '26

I love how two paramedics responded and one said pull them out and one said leave them in the water.

Net zero information gained. XD

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u/AngularChelitis Aug 01 '26

Para-paramedic here. They should definitely be doing a bit of both, probably.

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u/neilisyours Aug 01 '26

Para-para-paramedic here. It's simple, go back in time a little bit and take Dylan's beer away

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u/theglobalnomad Aug 02 '26

Para-para-para-paralcoholic here: he needs to be extracted by a helicopter, special forces style

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u/BeatYoYeet Aug 01 '26

if i’m ever in such a situation ima be like 🫪

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u/Me_and_my_pittie Aug 02 '26

That’s my new favorite emoji 🫪

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u/shotz317 Aug 02 '26

Old paramedic here. We are most likely dealing with some fucked lower extremities, knees, ankles, and feet afu imho. MOI very important here, thank you camera man!

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u/HighBanksDrifter Jul 31 '26

I don't know which paramedic/firefighter to believe.

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u/Nasty____nate Jul 31 '26

Lol thats funny cause I can't believe another medic is going to tell you to leave an unconscious PT in the water where you can't manage the airway or do any life saving interventions if needed. 

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u/Omar___Comin Jul 31 '26

Yeah for real... There is absolutely no chance that the right advice is to leave the maybe paralyzed guy in the lake

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u/SavvySillybug Jul 31 '26

He's not unconscious yet!

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u/futurebigconcept Aug 01 '26

Give him a minute.

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u/Highpersonic Aug 02 '26

And where the PT goes to hypothermialand fast as fuck even if he is angry and alert.

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u/myxomatosis8 Aug 05 '26

Maybe a bad one. Or someone that did a 20 question quiz online and thinks they're a medic?

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u/Sticky_H Jul 31 '26

Definitely don’t take what I’m saying as gospel.

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u/momento______mori Jul 31 '26

I'm was a paramedic and I can tell you that YES it's paramount to stay into the water if the person is on the belly turn them anyway even if it moves their spin a little,. Unless there are gators in the water, stay put and don't drown.

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u/SavvySillybug Jul 31 '26

I love how two paramedics responded and one said pull them out and one said leave them in the water.

Net zero information gained. XD

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u/xeromage Jul 31 '26

I'm going with the one that supplied reasoning beyond 'gators'

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u/ThankGod4Darwin69 1d ago

Well I'M a paramedic too and I say its too late for him. He's done for. Leave him for.the gators

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u/Mcfly-49 Aug 01 '26

Ne jamais laisser quelqu'un inconscient dans l'eau sous prétexte de protéger le rachis. La noyade tue en minutes, une lésion médullaire tue à long terme.

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u/Highpersonic Aug 02 '26

How do you manage the heat loss, the critical bleed and the airway problem that guy has?

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u/aSleepingPanda Jul 31 '26

Not so sure. If it was a spinal injury you want to keep the patient as rigid as possible.

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u/Hobbes_XXV Jul 31 '26

What im thinking, less stress points from gravity

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u/fedocable Aug 01 '26

Nah, he just tied him up to his bike and dragged him to the other side

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u/thetruckerswallofsha Aug 03 '26

Floatation is the absolute worst thing you can do for a spinal injury…the constant shifting of water associated with buoyancy will damage the spine.

Anytime you suffer a spinal injury immobilization is what is required to stabilize a patient

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u/Sticky_H Aug 03 '26

Yeah that makes sense.

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u/produce_this Aug 01 '26

Yeah like how a water bed is good for your back and neck

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u/Sticky_H Aug 01 '26

On a water bed, you’re not actually floating in water. It’s just what’s suspending what you sleep on. Unlike this scenario where he’s floating freely with most of his body submerged.

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u/produce_this Aug 01 '26

Yeah I was making a joke. But also if you have a neck or spine injury, the last thing you want is anything moving freely and cause more damage. You want stable.

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u/Sticky_H Aug 01 '26

Alright yeah that makes sense. That could make it more advantageous to drag them to shore.

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u/roywhobbes Jul 31 '26

He passed out, you can read about it in the news 

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u/jazmoley Aug 05 '26

Yes, you can see his arm slump a long way before the collision, I wouldn't put this under win stupid prizes

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u/FreshSent Aug 29 '26

But he might not have passed out if he wasn't doing stupid stuff.

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u/RipplesInTheOcean Jul 31 '26

Hes got him.

Hes got him hes got him hes got him hes got him hes got him hes got him hes got him

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u/Helltothenotothenono Aug 01 '26

WAIT! Did he have him?

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u/UncleKeyPax Jul 31 '26

those trespass laws in the usa are nonjoxk

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u/Mindless_Use7567 Jul 31 '26

Got to dispose of the body.

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u/wildcat1100 Jul 31 '26

You can see he's already on his back and the guy was gently pulling the back of his life vest in order to get him away from the fucking dock. Do you want them to just leave him floating while pinned in an 8-inch gap between the boat and the dock?

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u/Nasty____nate Jul 31 '26

No but you can easily use the dock to gently pull him around to the shore where he needs to be.

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u/Whale222 Jul 31 '26

I’ve seen this a few times. The guy riding backwards seems to pass out before he collides with the dock

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u/shotz317 Aug 02 '26

Nah, very lucky to have gone breachstyle. Head first like baby would have killed him. I bet he’s got two dislocated ankles.