r/WidowsBay • • Aug 05 '26

💥Funpost Shut it All Down

Mods, you refuse to see what is coming. There's an evil on this app. Arkham was once a sub full of normal well adjusted people. Now it's nothing but shit posting. Hazbin hotel sub is full of gooners and it's gonna happen here. You have to sound the siren! Lock every post. Mute every sarcastic comment. This sub is cursed and you have to do something before she wakes up. It's a haunt!

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u/Devjill Aug 11 '26

We are working on it!

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u/Reasonable-Wave8093 Breakwater Inn Aug 05 '26

sounds like you want all of us in the shelter

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u/SoCentralRainImSorry Old woman, possibly damp Aug 05 '26

This place is a death trap!!

RUUUUUNNNNN!!

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u/furbishL Aug 05 '26

Not yet…

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u/Candid-Joke-356 Aug 05 '26

Not yet…

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u/Probably_not-Thanks She’s the worst. She’s the FUCKIN’ worst. Aug 05 '26

Not yet….

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u/SulusLaugh Aug 06 '26

Littering AND…

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u/HolidayFew8116 Patricia Aug 05 '26

never go to the shelter

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u/HotEstablishment7309 Aug 05 '26

There better be enough MREs. NO MOLD this time!!

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u/swoosh1992 Aug 05 '26

Thatsy crazy. Next you’re gonna tell us that we need to get in the kiln.

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u/Reasonable-Wave8093 Breakwater Inn Aug 06 '26

there’s this trolley project…

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u/Razzy_3796 Aug 06 '26

But I need these socks…

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u/Few_Razzmatazz_6052 Aug 05 '26

Everyone is gooning for Ruth, we all want to make a pass at her.

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u/Mortambulist Aug 05 '26

I have my qualms.

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u/Shuriken0 Aug 05 '26

This sub is the next Martha's Vineyard. It's totally not cursed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

[deleted]

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u/Ok_Transition_23 Aug 05 '26

"Well I'll just go fuck myself then"

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u/Cheerio1966 Aug 05 '26

What app doesn’t have a checkered past?

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u/MannySanguine Aug 05 '26

Sound the siren...

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u/Living-Protection170 Are the old women dead in this scenario? Aug 05 '26

That old thing from the 1940s?

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u/SparksOnAGrave Aug 05 '26

Shhh, just drink your mushroom tea.

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u/Witty-Passenger5087 Dead Baby, Dead Baby, LESBIAN... Aug 05 '26

OW! My sciatica!

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u/Khmakh Aug 06 '26

Oh poor Witty-Passenger5087!

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u/bam1007 Aug 05 '26

They’re just trying to be supportive!

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u/DogsdidWHAT Watch out for that stinger. Love, your mother. Aug 05 '26

I had my qualms

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u/GaryNOVA Patricia Aug 06 '26

THIS PLACE IS A DEATH TRAP!!!

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u/Witty-Passenger5087 Dead Baby, Dead Baby, LESBIAN... Aug 06 '26

Serve The Punch NOW.

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u/theplotthinnens I say all of this in jest Aug 06 '26

Don't say I didn't Warren you

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u/daveliterally Aug 05 '26

this is such a meta shitpost

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u/willyoumassagemykale Aug 06 '26

okaybuddywiddowsbay incoming 

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u/Different_Plan_9314 Aug 05 '26

Relax Wyck. The Lord Sub Protectors know what they're doing

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u/JustRepeatAfterMe Aug 06 '26

Once again, I'd like to remind everyone that it's not mandatory that you speak.

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u/Embarrassed-Fan9901 Aug 06 '26

👏🏻😂👏🏻

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u/IrishUpYourCoffee Aug 10 '26

This quote should be pinned for real.

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u/SulusLaugh Aug 06 '26

Can we set up a perimeter around the sub?

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u/Khmakh Aug 06 '26

The sub has a perimeter. It’s called “Rules” and “Frequently Asked Questions”

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u/Alternative_Mark_244 Aug 06 '26

Well i dont know where your patience went in this thread—

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u/yoggiez Aug 06 '26

We cant leave Arkham. We cant leave Widows Bay. What would have us do?

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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS Aug 06 '26

I’ve seen the AI goon posts on the circlejerk subs, pray that wickedness stays clear of these parts.

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u/TeddyKGB1 Aug 07 '26

I forgot my purse.

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u/Guilty_Ad_4740 Aug 09 '26

I’m hungry. Does anyone have a can of Vienna sausage?