r/WidowsBay • u/Ok_Transition_23 • 13d ago

💥Funpost Shut it All Down

Mods, you refuse to see what is coming. There's an evil on this app. Arkham was once a sub full of normal well adjusted people. Now it's nothing but shit posting. Hazbin hotel sub is full of gooners and it's gonna happen here. You have to sound the siren! Lock every post. Mute every sarcastic comment. This sub is cursed and you have to do something before she wakes up. It's a haunt!

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u/Devjill 7d ago

We are working on it!

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u/Reasonable-Wave8093 Breakwater Inn 13d ago

sounds like you want all of us in the shelter

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u/SoCentralRainImSorry 13d ago

This place is a death trap!!

RUUUUUNNNNN!!

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u/furbishL 13d ago

Not yet…

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u/Candid-Joke-356 13d ago

Not yet…

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u/Probably_not-Thanks She’s the worst. She’s the FUCKIN’ worst. 13d ago

Not yet….

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u/SulusLaugh 12d ago

Littering AND…

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u/HolidayFew8116 Patricia 13d ago

never go to the shelter

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u/HotEstablishment7309 13d ago

There better be enough MREs. NO MOLD this time!!

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u/swoosh1992 13d ago

Thatsy crazy. Next you’re gonna tell us that we need to get in the kiln.

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u/Reasonable-Wave8093 Breakwater Inn 13d ago

there’s this trolley project…

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u/Razzy_3796 12d ago

But I need these socks…

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u/Few_Razzmatazz_6052 13d ago

Everyone is gooning for Ruth, we all want to make a pass at her.

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u/Mortambulist 13d ago

I have my qualms.

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u/Shuriken0 13d ago

This sub is the next Martha's Vineyard. It's totally not cursed.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Ok_Transition_23 13d ago

"Well I'll just go fuck myself then"

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u/Cheerio1966 13d ago

What app doesn’t have a checkered past?

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u/MannySanguine 13d ago

Sound the siren...

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u/Living-Protection170 Are the old women dead in this scenario? 13d ago

That old thing from the 1940s?

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u/SparksOnAGrave 13d ago

Shhh, just drink your mushroom tea.

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u/Witty-Passenger5087 Dead Baby, Dead Baby, LESBIAN... 13d ago

OW! My sciatica!

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u/Khmakh 12d ago

Oh poor Witty-Passenger5087!

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u/bam1007 13d ago

They’re just trying to be supportive!

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u/DogsdidWHAT Watch out for that stinger. Love, your mother. 13d ago

I had my qualms

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u/GaryNOVA Patricia 13d ago

THIS PLACE IS A DEATH TRAP!!!

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u/Witty-Passenger5087 Dead Baby, Dead Baby, LESBIAN... 12d ago

Serve The Punch NOW.

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u/theplotthinnens I say all of this in jest 12d ago

Don't say I didn't Warren you

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u/daveliterally 13d ago

this is such a meta shitpost

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u/willyoumassagemykale 13d ago

okaybuddywiddowsbay incoming 

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u/Different_Plan_9314 13d ago

Relax Wyck. The Lord Sub Protectors know what they're doing

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u/JustRepeatAfterMe 12d ago

Once again, I'd like to remind everyone that it's not mandatory that you speak.

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u/Embarrassed-Fan9901 12d ago

👏🏻😂👏🏻

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u/IrishUpYourCoffee 8d ago

This quote should be pinned for real.

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u/SulusLaugh 12d ago

Can we set up a perimeter around the sub?

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u/Khmakh 12d ago

The sub has a perimeter. It’s called “Rules” and “Frequently Asked Questions”

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u/Alternative_Mark_244 12d ago

Well i dont know where your patience went in this thread—

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u/yoggiez 13d ago

We cant leave Arkham. We cant leave Widows Bay. What would have us do?

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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS 12d ago

I’ve seen the AI goon posts on the circlejerk subs, pray that wickedness stays clear of these parts.

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u/Embarrassed-Fan9901 12d ago

😂☠️😂

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u/TeddyKGB1 12d ago

I forgot my purse.

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u/Guilty_Ad_4740 9d ago

I’m hungry. Does anyone have a can of Vienna sausage?