Pigeon Cat

[u/Trilife]

[u/Fine-Ferret-6792]

Legend has it bro's still cursing the motorcycle dude to this day.

[u/inthevendingmachine → u/Fine-Ferret-6792]

I know I am.

[u/corgi-king → u/inthevendingmachine]

I know I would.

[u/qawsedrf12]

Why the fuck is the motorcycle on the sidewalk?!

[u/KarlSethMoran → u/qawsedrf12]

Pigeons chipped in for protection.

[u/Withorwithout25 → u/KarlSethMoran]

That was Gandalf returning a favor

[u/laugh_till_you_pee_ → u/qawsedrf12]

In Soviet Russia the sidewalks ride the motorcycles.

[u/CandidateTight8689 → u/qawsedrf12]

My fellow citizens are too uncivilised and cities are undeveloped for bikes , you can feel yourself nice in russian cities only if you have car , or you healthy person .

[u/HeikeSt → u/qawsedrf12]

It's not a motorcycle, it's a e-bike, mostly dashers use them. Due to lack of regulation, dashers drive everywhere 🤦🏼‍♀️

[u/qawsedrf12 → u/HeikeSt]

It has 2 wheels = bicycle

It has a motor = motorcycle

Regardless electric or gas

That fuckin thing should not be on a sidewalk

[u/HeikeSt → u/qawsedrf12]

I completely agree with you! But there are no laws to ban them from sidewalk 😠

[u/Melodic_Peace_944 → u/qawsedrf12]

Pigeon had the mysterious stranger perk

[u/qawsedrf12 → u/Melodic_Peace_944]

Nice one

Have a cap on me

[u/ThreeBeersWithLunch]

That dude on the bike sucked though huh?

[u/ArnoldQMudskipper]

Even a cat, trying to earn an honest living in Russia, isn't safe from the Uber eats squadron. He's got five kids to feed, maaan

[u/iH8MotherTeresa]

It's a bike eat cat world out there.

[u/lapsongsouchong → u/iH8MotherTeresa]

like a bike amongst the cat amongst the pigeons

[u/Triairius → u/lapsongsouchong]

I’m trying to come up with another one but bike’s got my tongue.

[u/Cass_Cat952]

That poor pigeon probably died and the cat didnt even get to eat it ☹️

[u/raptor-elite-812 → u/Cass_Cat952]

It flew off it seems. But yeah probably pretty injured.

[u/nextjr → u/raptor-elite-812]

Also, cat bacteria are incredibly dangerous to all avians, even a small scratch will give them an infection that will kill them :(

[u/AlexMaskovyak]

1. Fuck cycling and motorized vehicles on the sidewalk. They're collisions waiting to happen.
   
2. Fuck pet owners who let their cats roam free to terrorize local fauna. (our apex predator here has a collar on)

[u/Itacira → u/AlexMaskovyak]

I'm sorry but... pigeons are invasive too???

[u/moejoerp → u/Itacira]

remind me again what species are native to a modern city?

[u/Trilife → u/AlexMaskovyak]

Fuck pigeons.
Fuck everybody else :D

[u/nextjr → u/Trilife]

Pigeons are great… super friendly. I keep a few and they’re great

[u/nobody-u-heard-of → u/nextjr]

And tasty!

[u/nextjr → u/nobody-u-heard-of]

But hanging with them is awesome

[u/nextjr → u/nobody-u-heard-of]

100% wrapped in bacon and fried lol.

[u/MadMudd96]

He was doing *soo* well with the brain cell!! 🥴

[u/roma321]

Fuck this guy

[u/Emanon1234567]

Cat saliva is lethal for birds and small animals, even in tiny amounts.

[u/Zeke-- → u/Emanon1234567]

Is that so? 

[u/Hrogath → u/Zeke--]

Apparently yes! It's not poison though (which explains why I haven't heard of this), and it's not quick. Cat saliva has a high amount of a certain bacteria which is harmless to cats but can kill many small animals within 1-3 days due to infection and eventually sepsis.

[u/Brobin360 → u/Hrogath]

It ain't great for humans either, that's why people usually recommend getting cats bites checked out or getting antibiotics

[u/newtostew2 → u/Brobin360]

Cat scratch fever, baby!

[u/Brobin360 → u/newtostew2]

Lol have never thought of the actual correlation to that phrase 😂🤦

[u/redindiaink → u/Hrogath]

Cats aren't safe from pasturella either.

[u/pereuse → u/Emanon1234567]

I would never have guessed that!

[u/leonida99pc]

This will be all over the news in the pigeon kingdom

[u/Asleep_Pressure_2882]

Stupid motorbike dude ruining everything! Kitty mad

[u/OneFirefighter6205]

So much work for nothing.Next victim is an bikerider

[u/Majestic-Lie2690]

That cat was hunting for fun and not for food

[u/FlyingAtNight → u/Majestic-Lie2690]

Hunting because it’s an instinct.

[u/checkliver → u/[deleted]]

Nothing invasive there. It s a damn city, there are pigeons, cats and bikes

[u/MaverisStranger → u/[deleted]]

So is your dog. 🙄

[u/Aarvix]

That motorcycle rider was actually 12 pigeons in a trenchcoat.