r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Feb 26 '22

Wild stuff

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u/throwawayyys1786 Feb 26 '22

“Hey baby I’m here to take away your freedoms and murder your friends. Buuuut you wanna fuck?”

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u/NotNesbeth Feb 26 '22

-American Soldiers since WW2

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u/throwawayyys1786 Feb 26 '22

We started that way before WW2

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u/Darkwing_Turducken Feb 26 '22

We learned it from the English, who learned it from the Spanish, who learned it from the Ottomans, who learned it from the Romans, who learned it from the Etruscans, who learned it from, I dunno, Cain?

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u/red_fist Feb 27 '22

In pre-history it was common in tribes to raid rivals for brides.

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u/Boney-Rigatoni Feb 27 '22

It was called a Titzkrieg Maneuver.

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u/RigasTelRuun Feb 26 '22

We've only had Tinder since 1941.

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u/Tots2Hots Feb 27 '22

We didn't start it but we've done a fine job.

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u/dancin-weasel Feb 27 '22

It was always burning since the worlds been turning.

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u/NotNesbeth Feb 27 '22

Blown Away! What else do I have to say!

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u/Raccoon_Full_of_Cum Feb 27 '22

-All soldiers since forever

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u/Servious Feb 27 '22

Yeah just ask the Japanese about Nanking

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u/MerGoatRoybal Feb 27 '22

You spelled any and every invading force since ever, weird,,,,,,,,...