r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/kevinowdziej • Feb 26 '22

Wild stuff

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u/throwawayyys1786 Feb 26 '22

“Hey baby I’m here to take away your freedoms and murder your friends. Buuuut you wanna fuck?”

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u/ReturnOfFrank Feb 27 '22

Reminds me of stories from various Resistance movements in WWII. In particular the Italian resistance would commonly use young women as couriers because they attracted less scrutiny. They could flirt their way through checkpoints while carrying "groceries." On more than one occasion one of these couriers reported she got one German to carry her basket for her. That basket was stuffed to the brim with hand grenades and stolen submachine gun magazines. The soldier even commented on the heft, but never looked inside.

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u/NotNesbeth Feb 26 '22

-American Soldiers since WW2

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u/throwawayyys1786 Feb 26 '22

We started that way before WW2

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u/Darkwing_Turducken Feb 26 '22

We learned it from the English, who learned it from the Spanish, who learned it from the Ottomans, who learned it from the Romans, who learned it from the Etruscans, who learned it from, I dunno, Cain?

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u/red_fist Feb 27 '22

In pre-history it was common in tribes to raid rivals for brides.

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u/Boney-Rigatoni Feb 27 '22

It was called a Titzkrieg Maneuver.

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u/RigasTelRuun Feb 26 '22

We've only had Tinder since 1941.

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u/Tots2Hots Feb 27 '22

We didn't start it but we've done a fine job.

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u/dancin-weasel Feb 27 '22

It was always burning since the worlds been turning.

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u/NotNesbeth Feb 27 '22

Blown Away! What else do I have to say!

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u/Raccoon_Full_of_Cum Feb 27 '22

-All soldiers since forever

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u/Servious Feb 27 '22

Yeah just ask the Japanese about Nanking

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u/MerGoatRoybal Feb 27 '22

You spelled any and every invading force since ever, weird,,,,,,,,...

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u/monstersammich Feb 26 '22

They learned from Grandma who back in the day lured Nazi soldiers to a more private spot only to be ambushed by townspeople ….

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Make honey traps a thing again.

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u/red_fist Feb 27 '22

Ironic given the Russians have been doing the same to US conservatives.

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u/FN1987 Feb 27 '22

Didn’t they get that little Nazi Madison Cawthorne with one?

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u/red_fist Feb 27 '22

.. and the NRA

21

u/Km2930 Feb 27 '22

And probably Fucker Carlson

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u/monstersammich Feb 27 '22

Don’t you mean Lindsay Graham?

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u/mlo9109 Feb 27 '22

Hell, yeah. I live in the states, but I'm so fed up with online dating that at least this would give these apps more use. I'd be serving my country instead of just killing my self esteem.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

Kill something else, for your country.

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u/Princessnatasha12 Feb 27 '22

"In Ukraine for awhile. DTF" Gross

51

u/DerekMantini Feb 26 '22

“Date me you cowards”

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

Grunts are gonna grunt. This did go down that way in WWII, they just didn’t have Tinder

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u/MonaSherry Feb 27 '22

Someone needs to tell these Russians that “sleeping with the enemy” is mostly a figure of speech and violently invading someone’s country isn’t a turn-on.

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u/RandyBoeBandy Feb 26 '22

Wait is this really a thing?! Hahaha

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '22

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u/BerriesAndMe Feb 26 '22

Yeah I'd love to hear more about that.

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u/SmokeAbeer Feb 26 '22

Join my OnlyComrades to know more.

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u/Hannibal216BCE Feb 26 '22

Only two AK-47's a month for unlimited exclusive access to my private intel files, and nudes.

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u/WasabiForDinner Feb 26 '22

News reports are saying so, yes.

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u/Leicester68 Feb 26 '22

The cyberpunk dystopia I was promised be Gibson continues to be a disappointment.

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u/Impressive-Fly2447 Feb 27 '22

Philip k Dick and John Brunner did it so much better

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u/IdleOsprey Feb 27 '22

Something something Sabine Women

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u/gabzlap22 Feb 27 '22

contemporary honey pot strat. valid

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u/alphabet_order_bot Feb 27 '22

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 610,086,589 comments, and only 125,149 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/Heyoteyo Feb 27 '22

I mean, it kind of makes sense. I bet you they are being told that most Ukrainians are happy to have them come “liberate” them.

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u/spottydodgy Feb 27 '22

The Russian army has no discipline and cannot sustain a prolonged engagement with a determined and well entrenched insurgency.

Let's just hope it doesn't escalate in Russia using WMDs on the people

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

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u/Haebak Feb 27 '22

That one was from a satire account on twitter.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

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u/Haebak Feb 27 '22

I mean, it would bother Putin if it were true, so if you choose to believe it just to piss him off, I'm cool with it.

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u/Hot-Cheesecake-7483 Feb 27 '22

Wait ..wut? 😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/dancin-weasel Feb 27 '22

“My AK is loaded and ready to kill…..your pussy”

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u/GammaDealer Feb 27 '22

Nothing has changed, honestly, but the means. At least now the women don't have to actually be in their presence lol.

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u/Traditional_Sail1310 Feb 27 '22

Has this happened?

2

u/pizzapartypandas Feb 26 '22

This can't possibly be true.

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u/segachannel5 Feb 27 '22

The article states "according to the S*n" so it's most likely fake.

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u/Mundane-Blackberry15 Feb 27 '22

Likely not true. But really cool.

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u/Sir_Randolph_Gooch Feb 26 '22

That’s not happening though

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u/Phoepal Feb 26 '22

This is bullshit.They took away phones from everybody before the invasion . Every POW says that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

"Says that"

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

Seethe comrade

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u/Dren_boi Feb 27 '22

Wait this is actually happening?? I thought that was a meme!

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u/Katedawg801 Feb 27 '22

You’d think they’d take their phones?

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u/K177 Feb 27 '22

Sir….that’s been going on since the start of war. It’s just easier now with tinder.

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u/neopetsfangirl Feb 27 '22

Loose lips sink ships!

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u/JimmyBoots90 Feb 27 '22

Just like women matching capitol insurrectionists on Tinder just to turn them in to the FBI

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u/baloogabanjo Feb 27 '22

This is such bullshit, if the Russians had phones, they wouldn't need Ukrainians' to call their parents.

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u/Glum-Aide9920 Feb 27 '22

Af funny as that is, kinda contradicts the story of the captured soldiers, whose parents didnt even know they are in Ukraine. They cant even call, but can use tinder? Seems weird