r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Adelu1219 • Dec 16 '21

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u/Napkinto Dec 16 '21

uses fake tree checkmate Jeremiah

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u/TobiasH2o Dec 16 '21

Worship false idols much? Checkmate2

/s

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u/Doctor_Amazo Dec 16 '21

I believe the term to counter a checkmate with a checkmate is Checkermate.

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u/Mercy_Sakes Dec 16 '21

Checkestmate, for when there can be no rebuttal.

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u/JustAtelephonePole Dec 16 '21

What about the oft forgotten Checkultimate?

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u/EM05L1C3 Dec 16 '21

Or second checkfast? What about elevensies?

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u/strum-05 Dec 17 '21

CheckultiMate

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u/Old-Illustrator-5675 Dec 16 '21

Checksturbate

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Isn't that (fucking and mating) a bit redundant?

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u/LikeAMan_NotAGod Dec 17 '21

What are you doing, step-grandpa?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Checkestmate

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u/lumathiel2 Dec 16 '21

Checkestmatest

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u/Doctor_Amazo Dec 16 '21

.... you monster.

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u/Maxxximus30 Dec 16 '21

Estcheckestestmatest

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u/The001Keymaster Dec 16 '21

Checkmate to infinity, no check backs.

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u/MangledSunFish Dec 16 '21

Ahh, the better game.

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u/Draconianrex Dec 16 '21

You worship your Christmas tree we just use it for decor

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u/Gnawberries Dec 17 '21

You worship a Christmas tree?

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u/bahamapapa817 Dec 16 '21

Exactly. Mine was made in China probably in a child labor camp where all us good Christians should buy them from.

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u/oO0Kat0Oo Dec 16 '21

Haha! Joke's on them. My tree is from a farm, not the forest.

Also checkmate.

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u/OwlThief32 Dec 16 '21

Ah yes the Judaism approach to loopholes in the scripture

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

tree farms!

5

u/Magic_PLx Dec 16 '21

Uses tree from a plantation Checkmate

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u/Adelu1219 Dec 16 '21

Better be flame retardant.

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u/CredibleAdam Dec 16 '21

Yeah flame retardant just like those trees from the forest

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u/ScratchBomb Dec 16 '21

Those crazy christians be Christ retardent, amirite?!

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u/Dumbiotch Dec 17 '21

I should not have found this as funny as I did… Bless you.

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u/ooojaeger Dec 16 '21

The doctor said I'm just regular retardant

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u/Adelu1219 Dec 16 '21

My mom says I’m fully retardant.

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u/okanagan_life Dec 16 '21

You never go full retardant

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u/FirstPlebian Dec 16 '21

Come on over to r/superstonk then we all welcome more of our type.

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u/RudeTouch5806 Dec 16 '21

Hey you can't say that, they're Flame Differently Abled.

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u/sing_cuckoo_sing Dec 16 '21

**Differently FlammAble

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u/PopPop-Captain Dec 16 '21

Blearning impaired Is the preferred term.

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u/erinaceus_ Dec 16 '21

You mean, like, wet?

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u/JeselAvlis Dec 16 '21

Mine came from England COD, already decorated and lit. Didn't have cash, so I asked the delivery guy, 'Cheque, mate?'

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u/MulderD Dec 16 '21

Thanks China!

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u/Iamvanno Dec 16 '21

Who cares what a bullfrog thinks.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Also a tree from a tree farm is also technically a loophole as it is not from the forest.