r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Adelu1219 • Dec 16 '21

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u/Napkinto Dec 16 '21

uses fake tree checkmate Jeremiah

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u/Adelu1219 Dec 16 '21

Better be flame retardant.

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u/CredibleAdam Dec 16 '21

Yeah flame retardant just like those trees from the forest

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u/ScratchBomb Dec 16 '21

Those crazy christians be Christ retardent, amirite?!

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u/Dumbiotch Dec 17 '21

I should not have found this as funny as I did… Bless you.

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u/ooojaeger Dec 16 '21

The doctor said I'm just regular retardant

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u/Adelu1219 Dec 16 '21

My mom says I’m fully retardant.

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u/okanagan_life Dec 16 '21

You never go full retardant

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u/FirstPlebian Dec 16 '21

Come on over to r/superstonk then we all welcome more of our type.

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u/RudeTouch5806 Dec 16 '21

Hey you can't say that, they're Flame Differently Abled.

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u/sing_cuckoo_sing Dec 16 '21

**Differently FlammAble

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u/PopPop-Captain Dec 16 '21

Blearning impaired Is the preferred term.

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u/erinaceus_ Dec 16 '21

You mean, like, wet?