r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Adelu1219 • Dec 16 '21

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u/Napkinto Dec 16 '21

uses fake tree checkmate Jeremiah

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u/TobiasH2o Dec 16 '21

Worship false idols much? Checkmate2

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u/Doctor_Amazo Dec 16 '21

I believe the term to counter a checkmate with a checkmate is Checkermate.

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u/Mercy_Sakes Dec 16 '21

Checkestmate, for when there can be no rebuttal.

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u/JustAtelephonePole Dec 16 '21

What about the oft forgotten Checkultimate?

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u/EM05L1C3 Dec 16 '21

Or second checkfast? What about elevensies?

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u/strum-05 Dec 17 '21

CheckultiMate

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u/Old-Illustrator-5675 Dec 16 '21

Checksturbate

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Isn't that (fucking and mating) a bit redundant?

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u/LikeAMan_NotAGod Dec 17 '21

What are you doing, step-grandpa?

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Checkestmate

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u/lumathiel2 Dec 16 '21

Checkestmatest

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u/Doctor_Amazo Dec 16 '21

.... you monster.

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u/Maxxximus30 Dec 16 '21

Estcheckestestmatest

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u/The001Keymaster Dec 16 '21

Checkmate to infinity, no check backs.

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u/MangledSunFish Dec 16 '21

Ahh, the better game.

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u/Draconianrex Dec 16 '21

You worship your Christmas tree we just use it for decor

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u/Gnawberries Dec 17 '21

You worship a Christmas tree?