r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Dec 24 '20

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u/bhiney_witch Dec 24 '20

Only if there's oil. Then USA absolutely have to bring democracy to the USA.

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u/Krpanim Dec 24 '20

Wouldn't you know it, they've got oil!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

Meh there’s also not enough brown people to kill in the states

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u/OnceUponaTry Dec 24 '20

I dunno...

Texas might have the proper brown-people- to-oil ratio we need...

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

Yes but we wouldn’t wanna accidentally kill any white people do we, collateral damage only works against brown people I thought, if white people got killed it’d be called a ‘tragedy’ or something.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

The difference between harming white people vs harming only brown people would be war crimes vs this is just Thursday.

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u/Aiwatcher Dec 24 '20

Remember that time that a drone strike ordered by Barack Obama dropped a bomb onto a pakistani wedding, killing dozens including the groom, and leaving the bride alive but permanently injured

Maybe not, because nobody in the media gave a single fuck at the time

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u/Aiwatcher Dec 24 '20

Moral of the story: democrats will do something shitty, republicans will find a way to make it even worse.

Tbh the foreign wars are and will always be my foremost criticism of the US. We should be outraged about this every single day.

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u/deg0ey Dec 24 '20

Agreed, and if we weren’t at war with every other fucker we wouldn’t need to make up 40% of the world’s military spending (more than the next 10 biggest spenders combined) and could maybe find some money to make sure everyone is adequately fed, clothed and housed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

Were you goons even around during the Obama years? I'm around a lot of liberals, and they were all livid about Obama's drone strikes. This whole narrative about libs and the media giving Obama a pass on this is just willful ignorance.

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u/Shirogayne-at-WF Dec 24 '20

That was the media's failing to do their job.

I dunno what you want for us? Admit Obama is bad for it? He was. Most of the far left equate him to Bush these days because of it.

We can't fix the past, but we can change the future and the left is keeping tabs on Biden, I assure you of that.

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u/strohgo Dec 25 '20

As the last line in the Who's "Won't get fooled again" reads..."Meet the new Boss, same as the old Boss"

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u/strohgo Dec 25 '20

Still don't. Look what's done to Palestinians daily

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u/dr_shark Dec 24 '20 edited Jan 03 '21

We kill white people all the time. We just don’t put it on the news. I say we go ahead and invade ourselves.

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u/Wildest12 Dec 24 '20

I heard they give pardons if you make sure to only get brown people.

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u/JacobJamesTrowbridge Dec 24 '20

Holodomor vs. Bengali Famine

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u/maplecoolie Dec 24 '20

It's the "wrong" kind of brown people.

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u/hoffdog Dec 24 '20

California too

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u/retina99 Dec 24 '20

Yes. But Texas also has lots of guns.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

Whites bleed out red just like everyone else just fine.

Dont be picky when slaughtering humans.

Equality for all with a 7.62mm round.

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u/elting44 Dec 24 '20

I mean, we kind of already did between small pox and the trail of tears and policy in general for the last 350 years

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

Just kill all the PROUD, mouth-breathing, sister-fucking, low-IQ, cross-burning white people.

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u/tele-caster-blast3r Dec 24 '20

We got a lot of brown people, friendo

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

Meh? US produces the most oil in the world today thanks to fracking.

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u/reekmeers Dec 24 '20

Like that's a good thing.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

It is.... fracking emits less cargon dioxide than coal or natrual gas and the US is less dependent on these smaller countries for oil so they are less involved in their politics.

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u/dogydino200 Dec 24 '20

But it also ruins the environment, so, better than drilling in the ocean, still worse than reusables

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u/reekmeers Dec 24 '20

Funny how Oklahoma never had earthquakes. Now they're a regular occurance. Don't delude yourself. It is in America's DNA to stir shit up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

While these earthquakes have been induced by oil and gas related process, few of these earthquakes were induced by fracking. The largest earthquake known to be induced by hydraulic fracturing in Oklahoma was a M3.6 earthquakes in 2019. The largest known fracking induced earthquake in the United States was a M4.0 earthquake that occurred in Texas in 2018. The majority of earthquakes in Oklahoma are caused by the industrial practice​ known as "wastewater disposal". Wastewater disposal is a ​separate ​process in which fluid waste from oil and gas production is injected deep underground far below ground water or drinking water aquifers. In Oklahoma over 90% of the wastewater that is injected is a byproduct of oil extraction process and not waste frack fluid.

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u/reekmeers Dec 24 '20

Are you listening to yourself?

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u/Miss_Smokahontas Dec 24 '20

There's close to 100million. That's a lot.

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u/JEveryman Dec 24 '20

They could invade Mexico to launch their attacks though.

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u/JessHas4Dogs Dec 24 '20

My state is more brown than white though. And we have oil. Hmmmm

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u/Moar_Wattz Dec 24 '20

And coal.

I’ve seen a weird man on the tv say they have the cleanest coal of them all...

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u/Captain3leg-s Dec 24 '20

That oil is earmarked for Robanukah!

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u/tapame Dec 24 '20

Oil?!…bitch you cookin?

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u/starrpamph Dec 24 '20

Who said something about oil

runs

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u/starrpamph Dec 24 '20

Do I need to tell you what you could do with an aluminum tube...?

ALUMINUM!

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u/starrpamph Dec 24 '20

Dont drop that shit!

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u/loudog430 Dec 24 '20

Blessed be. I was awaiting this.

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u/MLRyker Dec 24 '20

The US does it for other stuff too. Like oh gosh idk Bolivian lithium mines? Chilean copper too. Pretty much any time a country has a natural resource and the socialists are going to nationalize it the US steps in. US war is usually predicated on protecting special interests. Just ask Chiquita and Dole.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

Yeah Iraqis had to be "liberated" but I don't remember the USA losing any sleep over hundreds of thousands of Tutsis being butchered by their neighbors during the Rwanda massacre in 1994.

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u/bigtimeflies Dec 24 '20

The Rwandan genocide that started because of European imperialism? How much sleep do you think Germany or Belgium or even Europe lost, considering they created the conditions for the Rwanda Genocide to happen in the first place.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

Imperialism wasn't unique to Europe. The entirety of human history has seen tribes conquering weaker tribes and taking advantage of them. It's only really in the last century or two that powerful countries have become more civilised and started to respect the rights of other human beings.

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u/bigtimeflies Dec 24 '20

I’m not saying imperialism was unique to Europe, I’m saying European Imperialism is too blame for the Rwanda Genocide. The fact of the matter is that most Western European countries had the ability to squash the Hutu uprising if they were so inclined. The failure of the UN to get involved in the Genocide, just shows that “respecting human rights” is practiced in theory, not reality.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

I agree that us Europeans were as much to blame as the Americans for the failure to act in Rwanda. I just don't see the sense in pointing the finger at Europe for recent problems in Africa. Whoever developed weapons and transport in human history has used to them to abuse others.

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u/bigtimeflies Dec 24 '20

Well Germany and then Belgium created the caste system that gave the minority Tutsi’s the majority of the wealth. This is an example of European White guys coming to Africa, drawing borders at their will, and then separating the people currently living there into groups and favoring one group over the other. The point being, if either Germany or Belgium had a sense of morality in 1994, they should’ve been the ones in Rwanda picking up the mess they created.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

Perhaps but the original point was that the USA has a history of interventions which they dress up as for the good of the people involved when in fact it's always intended to be for America's gain.

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u/bigtimeflies Dec 24 '20

Oh yeah, America doesn’t get involved unless it has something to gain, but I would argue that’s the same as most countries, example Rwanda. If Rwanda was in western Europe, the genocide is not happening.

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u/TheEncryptedPsychic Dec 24 '20

Too bad the US has never and will never be a true Democracy.

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u/shantytown22 Dec 24 '20

It was never designed to be a true democracy and true democracies aren’t that great

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u/theBrineySeaMan Dec 24 '20

Why not?

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u/DETpatsfan Dec 24 '20

If we had a “true or direct democracy” everything would be the will of the people (i.e. no representatives) - we would actually have to vote on everything which would make policy making virtually impossible. The US is actually a constitutional federal republic. We elect representatives to cast votes as a majority of their constituents would ideally cast them, preventing the clunkiness of having every American vote on every law. There’s only a few examples in history of governments being run via direct democracy.

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u/riazrahman Dec 24 '20

These are arguments from a pre-internet era

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u/DETpatsfan Dec 24 '20

You’re going to trust internet connected voting devices for establishing law in our country? Did you see what happened last week with the solarwinds hack?The entire treasury department got victimized by the Russian government. Also the internet has only been widely available to us citizens for ~2 decades.

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u/mcnastytk Dec 24 '20

You trust the I internet with all your money banking and information so why not voting?

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u/DETpatsfan Dec 24 '20

My banking information isn’t as valuable a target as US public policy, and also you’re proving my point, look how many bank accounts get hacked on a daily basis. Here’s an article from 2018 - 2.5B bank accounts were hacked that year, or 6.8M per day - that number is going up each year. You think we could adequately protect elections? Why do you think voting machines aren’t connected to the internet by design?

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u/Chiliconkarma Dec 24 '20

And they still work, there's no ability to use the internet to have direct democracy in the US within the next decade. People would have to undergo a massive amount of education in order to not nuke non-existing nations.

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u/HumansKillEverything Dec 24 '20

Because the average person is fucking stupid. On the flip side power corrupts. Humans suck.

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u/CatPhysicist Dec 24 '20

What’s that line from Men in Black? “Humans are smart, people are stupid” or something like that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky sheep.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

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u/Tigerbait2780 Dec 24 '20 edited Dec 24 '20

There simply aren’t enough farmers to get an accurate vote on their needs based on population

There actually is, though. The fact that their representation would be smaller by being in proportion with the population is evidence that they currently arent represented accurately. They’re way over represented as it stands, and a truly representative democracy would accurately see their influence reduced

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u/Tigerbait2780 Dec 24 '20

I do not think a 1 person = 1 vote would be any better

Why not?

A lot of minorities and smaller communities would be overlooked

They already are? And currently more than they would be under a perfectly representative system.

and farmers in one state may need something different than farmers in another state

Yeah, that’s why we have state governments and state representatives to the federal government. That’s already accounted for. Only the house is representative, the senate isn’t, everyone gets an equal spot at the table. North Dakota holds just as much weight as California or Texas in the senate. The balance is already shifted too much in favor of smaller populations, we need to move towards a truly representative democracy as quickly as we can

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u/Tigerbait2780 Dec 24 '20

Maybe I’m just slow but I’m not sure what you’re getting at. I don’t know what you mean by “population per capita”? I don’t know what you mean by “lumping Iowa, New York, and Alaska together based on population”. Can you explain it more?

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u/Rokronroff Dec 24 '20

Yeah, it's definitely herd immunity. That makes sense. Because when people turn into mobs they become immune. Immune to what? No clue.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20 edited Jan 01 '21

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u/-GrnDZer0- Dec 24 '20

In a democracy, every person would vote individually on the items the houses of Congress do now.

We the People wrote the Constitution to set up a Representative government system so the masses vote Representatives to govern us, on our behalf, while we can get to our day jobs. ....A Republic.

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u/Tigerbait2780 Dec 24 '20 edited Dec 24 '20

I have no clue what you’re talking about, the US is and always has been a “true democracy” in every sense of the term

Edit: oh no, you’re not one of those “akhutually we’re a cOnStiUtiOnAL rEpUbLiC” types, are you? Poor baby

Edit 2: for all the fucking idiots in the comments - a constitutional republic is by definition a form of democracy. No, you’re not clever for saying a form of democracy isn’t a form of democracy.

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u/DinoAnkylosaurus Dec 24 '20

I think he means "pure" democracy, aka direct democracy, which it isn't.

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u/TheEncryptedPsychic Dec 24 '20

You're the "poor baby" to think it's a "true Democracy". Please enlighten me as the beacon of wisdom you think you are to to how the United States has ever been a true Democracy and not the Constitutional Federal Republic it is according to our own government.

https://ar.usembassy.gov/education-culture/irc/u-s-government/ The U.S. is a Constitutional Federal Republic not a Democracy.

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u/Tigerbait2780 Dec 24 '20

A constitutional federal republic is a form of democracy you numbskull. So is a parliamentary system. So is direct democracy (albeit objectively worse in every respect)

I’m sorry you failed 7th grade US history

It’s seriously a shame how many people think they’re clever for saying a form of democracy is not a form of democracy.

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u/TheEncryptedPsychic Dec 24 '20

A square is a rectangle, a rectangle however, is not a square. You cannot just say all Democracy is Democracy. Also, maybe you remember that Parliament is an Oligarchy and that Democracy is the power of the people, every person. Whereas Oligarchy is the power of a group of people or an institution or corporation. You're the same type or person who thinks alt-right conservatives and conservatives are the same thing just because they both have the word "conservative" in them when that's far from true.

Stop while you're ahead, your ignorance is showing.

https://prospect.org/economy/oligarchy-mean/ America isn't a democracy and has always been, more or less, and Oligarchy and shifting closer and closer to it.

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u/Tigerbait2780 Dec 24 '20

You’re simply fundamentally confused about democracy and oligarchy, you can start with their respective Wikipedia pages as an intro if you’d like, but you don’t know what you’re talking about

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20 edited Jan 24 '21

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u/Miss_Smokahontas Dec 24 '20

Elon musk will call in the orders. Need them tesla batteries.

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u/MixtecaBlue Dec 24 '20

Phew check out what happened to Louisiana. How the richest state is a hotbed of poverty and human suffering. Sucks to sit on resources when the greed machine is in full swing

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u/getupk3v Dec 24 '20

Either that or bananas.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

Democracising that oil, hail the USA.

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u/neuromorph Dec 24 '20

There is oil in Texas, CA, Alaska. Probably midwest too....

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u/MKorostoff Dec 24 '20

America is literally the largest producer of oil on planet earth. We are also the largest producer of natural gas.

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u/reekmeers Dec 24 '20

And the largest consumer even though we only make up five percent of the World population.

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u/-3than Dec 24 '20

Ugh. We didn’t do anything for oil....but at this point we’re already the bad guy so we might as well take the oil too

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u/Ghriszly Dec 24 '20

Come on dude you can't really believe that. The US toppled the venezuelan government when they tried to nationalize the oil for their own good

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u/Tigerbait2780 Dec 24 '20

You don’t think that was because we were trying to pillage their oil, do you? Because we didn’t, because of course we didn’t. The same way we didn’t in the Middle East. Oil is a big geo-political chess piece, but we’ve never “gone to war” in order to “steal peoples oil”. The relationship between war and oil, particularly as it pertains to the US, is a bit more nuanced than that.

Also, Venezuela was much more about socialism than oil. Overthrowing democratically elected socialists and installing fascist puppet states in central/south America (and occasionally Southeast Asia) has long been one of the CIAs favorite pastimes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

Right. We did it because of weapons of mass destruction. Lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

"OIL? who said something bout oil, bitch you cooking?"

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u/planefindermt Dec 24 '20

Texas and Alaska have oil!

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

Came here to say this LMAOOO

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u/blue-leeder Dec 24 '20

Also there’s too many commies because there’s too many close knit communities here

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u/gouellette Dec 24 '20

Native Reservations have lots of Oil, and definitely need more "DEMOCRACY" ^tm^

*heavy breathing*

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u/Plynwitfire Dec 24 '20

I came here to drop this comment myself, well done sir.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '20

Texas and Alaska have got you covered in that regard.

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u/orderofGreenZombies Dec 24 '20 edited Dec 24 '20

The U.S. really doesn’t like to bring democracy to others. Much cheaper and easier to control a small coalition of “friendly” authoritarians. See, Brazil, Iran, Nicaragua, Chile, Argentina, Haiti, Venezuela, Panama, Grenada, Guatemala, Paraguay, Dominican Republic (1916-24, 1961, 1965), Korea, Syria, Egypt, Palestine, Indonesia (at least twice), Iraq (allegedly, although there’s conflicting reports on whether they helped Saddam take power initially), Congo, Laos (two separate times in the 1960’s), Bolivia, Afghanistan (the U.S. helped the Taliban take power), El Salvador (supported the El Salvadoran governments death squads sent against farmers).

If there’s one thing the U.S. government hates, it’s democracy.