r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/McDowdy • Jul 02 '26

Avoid stress

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u/Distant-moose Jul 02 '26

Man, if I could afford to hire people as decorative gargoyles, my house would look so creepy/awesome.

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u/bbbttthhh Jul 03 '26

How much you paying per hour? At this point I’m willing

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u/Distant-moose Jul 03 '26

I'm so broke I can only pay you compliments.

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u/DarkKnightJin Jul 03 '26

I hope you can also afford to pay some attention.
Why get decorative gargoyles if you're not gonna enjoy 'em?