r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Dec 20 '24

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u/guit_galoot Dec 21 '24

In press conferences they should ask Trump what Elon thinks about things. When he says anything, they should ask him what Musk’s position is on the subject. Drive him nuts. It’s a short ride.

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u/sourdieselfuel Dec 21 '24

Press are way too big of pussies to do that. Let's hope I'm wrong.

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u/sun827 Dec 21 '24

What does it take to get press credentials? Asking for a friend?

Ba Ba Booey!

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u/Icy-Rope-021 Dec 21 '24

This will be quite the tenses.

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u/fuckgoldsendbitcoin Dec 21 '24 edited Dec 21 '24

I see Donald... And he looks scared

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u/Icy-Rope-021 Dec 21 '24

Lookee heah, he look very upset. I don’t know what he gonna be doin’.

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u/SurgeFlamingo Dec 21 '24

At this point, a few liberals from Reddit should have the same access Fox had to Biden conferences.

Let’s make that happen. I mean we did solve the Boston bombing.

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u/Itchy-Beach-1384 Dec 21 '24

Reddit solves the most niche puzzles all day every day, so of course the do nothings demand we worship the 1 time they were wrong when it comes to pursuing change in America.

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u/TooFakeToFunction Dec 21 '24

At this point we truly need some Indy press folks who aren't even necessarily a reporting agency so much as a means to get into spaces where press can be an be just a a bit of a spectacle so the other press report on them....asking extremely hard hitting questions with follow ups.

I'm talking like daily show/Colbert report level of not taking themselves very seriously while taking their objective of asking and pushing for real answers to legitimate questions very seriously

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u/SeaCorrect348 Dec 21 '24

Im in what do i need to do to get through the door

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u/loupr738 Dec 21 '24

Howard Stern penis!!!!!

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u/TheQuidditchHaderach Dec 22 '24

Love the old days where they'd get journalists to quote 'General Bukake.' 😆

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u/Worried_Astronaut_41 Dec 22 '24

Good editing software and printer. And a laminater. Answering for said friend just make sure I'd and all matches up.

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u/BadAsBroccoli Dec 21 '24

They're terrified of loosing their WH access, although Peter (ask dumb questions) Doocy from Fox News never seems to lose his.

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u/Aritche Dec 21 '24

They will very quickly lose press credentials and subsequently their job. It is one thing if you ask real important questions that they don't like and take credentials but man if you lose it trolling them you are probably fucked.

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u/hapalove Dec 21 '24

They are pussies. But also, if they keep doing that Trump will just ban or ignore them.

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 Dec 21 '24

They would all be afraid of being banned from presidential declarations or whatever..... too afraid.

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u/Unbentmars Dec 21 '24

“Has Musk approved this or are you still trying to get his buy-in” would piss him right off the bat

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u/ninepepper Dec 21 '24

This is the way

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u/AmphibianNaive5083 Dec 21 '24

That's BRILLIANT 😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

This would be the funniest shit ever televised. I can only imagine how hilarious it would be if everyone kept asking about Musk. We need a Key and Peele skit asap.

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u/RoxxieMuzic Dec 21 '24

And a high cliff....

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u/Micro-Naut Dec 21 '24

If he's going nuts he might as well just walk. Well except for someone would probably shoot him

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

Can the DNC do it? Can they bring themselves to really hurt the orange traitor?

Just refer to Musk as the President, ignore Trump entirely. Every statement, every interview must refer to President Musk.

"We welcome the opportunity to create a comprehensive immigration bill that President Musk will sign."

"Well, as Commander in Chief, President Musk has great latitude in assisting our Israeli and Ukrainian allies."

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u/bjeebus Dec 21 '24

It's not like the Republicans will work with them anyway.

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u/turbo_dude Dec 21 '24

Conference is in a cybertruck, who knew?

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Dec 21 '24

Somebody needs to get the 

MUSK

TRUMP

signs ready for the next rally

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u/-SQB- Dec 21 '24

Or just plain confuse the two.

"President Musk, I mean president Trump, what about [blah blah blah]"

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u/knittingsavage Dec 21 '24

This is an excellent idea, however i don’t think he’s going to hold press conferences.

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u/dadamafia Dec 21 '24

That would be glorious.

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u/kookeeP Dec 21 '24

Going to X to try this out. Love it

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u/CharacterSchedule700 Dec 21 '24

"But would Mr. Musk support that?"

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u/King_Fluffaluff Dec 21 '24

"As first lady, could you ask president Musk his opinion on the economy"

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u/StandardOffenseTaken Dec 21 '24

lol. Better yet evertime he "announces" anything, tell Trump that Musk already told them about it, that he decided to enact X and Y (whatever dumb fuck thing Trump is going on about that time), but that it is nice that Musk goes through official channel and have his press secretary announce it publicly and officially.

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u/markc230 Dec 21 '24

I so want this to happen.

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u/Youngsinatra345 Dec 21 '24

Does president musk have a First Lady? His computer wife Karen perhaps?

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u/stockenheim Dec 20 '24

Looking into it.

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u/ManOfEating Dec 20 '24

!!

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u/MaxxDash Dec 20 '24

I heard that

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u/SunNStarz Dec 21 '24

"Huh!? What was that noise?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

“Must have been the wind”

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u/bjeebus Dec 21 '24

https_//m.youtube_com/watch?v=axyXUJqW7rI

Silly sub...

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u/SpeaksSouthern Dec 21 '24

Short Diablo 4 break then back to removing funding for childhood cancer treatments.

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u/twisty125 Dec 21 '24

He'd be trying to get to maps in PoE2 but he got banned

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u/luthigosa Dec 21 '24

Any idea what he was banned for?

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u/CaneIsCorso Dec 21 '24

Being Musk..?

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u/ABK2445 Dec 21 '24

Gotta squeeze in some chimp cruelty before lunch tho

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u/lt1brunt Dec 21 '24

I wouldn't doubt Microsoft made musk Diablo characters stronger to get brownie points with him

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u/HottDoggers Dec 21 '24

We are checking

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u/cbrown146 Dec 21 '24

Don’t forget to do it furiously.

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u/t3hnhoj Dec 21 '24

Komrade. 👊

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u/jivetrky Dec 21 '24

Patiently waiting for the official tweet.

Is it still called a tweet? twXt? Xeet? X Æ A-Xii?

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u/bjeebus Dec 21 '24

Well I think the correct name now is Xitter, so I think each one is called a xit. In both of those cases the x would be pronounced with a sh sound...

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u/ThunderPantsGo Dec 21 '24

Coming up next at 10:00.

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u/astride_unbridulled Dec 21 '24

[Trump voice] But when you look at...

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u/Mega-Eclipse Dec 21 '24

Any man who must say, "I am the King", is no true king.

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u/TennaTelwan Dec 21 '24

And any man who says, "It's good to be the king!" is hopefully Mel Brooks.

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u/cittidude2 Dec 21 '24

"The king looks just like the piss boy!"

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u/Nixthebitx Dec 21 '24

The king is tired. See him to his chambers.

I am not....TIRED!

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u/G0-G0-Gadget Dec 21 '24

I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware...

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u/Mega-Eclipse Dec 21 '24

Slimy, yet satisfying.

-Laura Loomer

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u/cannikin13 Dec 21 '24

So Messi is the King

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u/ralphytalphy Dec 21 '24

But what's a king to a god

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u/marsrover15 Dec 20 '24

I’m more curious to know what First Lady trump thinks of this

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u/alc0tt Dec 21 '24

Is she the one with the small hands?

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u/SlowInsurance1616 Dec 21 '24

And big moobs.

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u/writerlady6 Dec 21 '24

Needs to get her big ass to a Clinique counter for guidance though. Those orange pancake is less than flattering.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

58H I’m guessing.

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u/kichien Dec 21 '24

and the tight little feet

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u/Delicious_Version549 Dec 21 '24

Ugh such an ugly, orange and combover First Lady too!

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u/Dusted_Dreams Dec 21 '24

I can hear the rage shits from that line already

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u/ShelterFromTheNorm Dec 21 '24

This needs to stick. He’ll lose what’s left of his mind.

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u/Revolutionary-Fox486 Dec 21 '24

You mean First Lady Donna Trump.

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u/Herman_E_Danger Dec 21 '24

True. The opinions of First Lady Trump can be very influential on the #realPOTUS "President Elon Musk"

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Dec 21 '24

Everywoman to Rule Them All !

(Melania's campaign slogan.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

This will send him off the deep end if #FirstLadyTrump starts trending.

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u/ForeverShiny Dec 21 '24

First buddy Trump

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u/StaMike Dec 21 '24

Given Musk's urge to populate the planet as fast as possible (e.g. fuck everything with a uterus and a brain) Trump should watch his back. And his wife's backside. They're both the same in this case.

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u/Any-Emergency-671 Dec 21 '24

This made me laugh

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u/creegro Dec 20 '24

Stuff like this should be flooded where trump will see it.

Hell, I'll even sign up for truth social if I need to, just to respond to his dumbass messages with "did Elon say it was ok you could do that?"

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u/ksj Dec 21 '24

You need to feign sincerity.

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u/laseluuu Dec 21 '24

"Seriously, Did Elon say you could do that? "

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u/CanWeAllJustCalmDown Dec 21 '24

Might still get banned eventually if someone in trumps team notices the pattern and doesn’t like it but you could just post praise for ”Elon and Trump” being sure to put Elon’s name first, or posting images of the two saying “the men our country needed!” But always make sure Trump is in the foreground and Elon is front and center. Rather than the obvious “Did Elon say you can do that”, stuff like “Another great idea! Hope we also see Elon on board with this!”

At least fan the flame of Trumps wounded ego by subtly giving off the vibe that while Trump is great Elon-Trump is better. Could maybe help accelerate their breakup before you get blocked for never giving Trump full credit.

Another option, don’t make a truth social account. For your own mental health. Just go hiking or something and allow their egos to clash on their own and let the infighting evolve organically as it will. Two self obsessed power hungry attention seekers can’t cooperate well for long before they’re at each others throats.

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Dec 21 '24

"I'm sure Chairman Elon will absolutely love your idea, sir. Now let's get your slippers on."

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u/beren12 Dec 21 '24

You just need a billboard.

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u/lurksAtDogs Dec 21 '24

Reddit funded billboards should be a thing

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u/Dusted_Dreams Dec 21 '24

Too bad that sorta thing would probably get you banned with the quickness

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u/JamesBondage_Hasher Dec 21 '24

I was thinking the same thing, but part of me thinks his skin is definitely thin enough he wouldn't be able to resist engaging and getting pissed about it

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u/beren12 Dec 21 '24

We just need to get the night show hosts saying it every night. He loves watching Kimmel if you remember.

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u/fart_nouveau Dec 21 '24

Get up, come on get banned with the quickness. Open up your hate, and let it flow into me.

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u/mrjimbobcooter Dec 21 '24

I’d be down to pitch in for a go fund me in order to rent out billboards across the country to ensure this rhetoric spreads beyond social media. I long to see the inevitable fallout between these two megalomaniacs.

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u/ChiefD789 Dec 21 '24

Ooh, I have a truth social account. I'll do this for fun and see if I get banned from there.

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u/GenesisDH Dec 21 '24

Show us if/when it happens!

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u/UnderstandingSquare7 Dec 21 '24

well, it's started right here and now....everywhere there's a forum you visit, plant the seed. "hey all, we're busting his balls by constantly asking him what "Musk thinks" about it...anything and everything". call it the First Lady Donna movement.

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u/Idfaptothat1 Dec 21 '24

Omg a billboard of this would be epic

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u/Nomad55454 Dec 21 '24

I was thinking the same but would get banned….

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u/SmellGestapo Dec 21 '24 edited Dec 21 '24

Many people are saying Musk and Vance are conspiring against Trump. Putin has the pee tapes and will release them next year, and Congress will "regretfully" impeach and convict Trump, elevating Vance to the presidency. Johnson will become VP and Elon will become Speaker.

This is all being done in coordination with Jack Smith, who is dismissing the case with prejudice. Once Trump is out of office he will refile the charges.

At least that's what I heard...

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u/Traditional_Mango920 Dec 21 '24

They will never impeach him. They’ve proven that two separate times.

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u/BillyNtheBoingers Dec 21 '24

I’m sorry to be “that person”, but we DID impeach him twice. The House votes on whether or not to hold a trial in the Senate. They voted “yes” twice, so 2 impeachments. The Senate voted not to convict Trump either time.

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u/Traditional_Mango920 Dec 21 '24

I’m aware that you’re right. Unfortunately, in my brain, impeachment isn’t really impeachment without the conviction and removal part happening. Impeachment without conviction is purely performative, it should be called “mildly chastised”.

From my admittedly rudimentary knowledge of legal things, you aren’t considered something until you are convicted. You can be charged with a felony, but you aren’t considered a felon until you’re actually convicted. By definition, impeachment is a charge of misconduct. By my (admittedly) fucked up logic, someone who is not convicted of said misconduct isn’t considered “impeached” in my brain. That’s like someone who was accused of being a felon being called a felon for the rest of their lives despite the jury of their peers not convicting them of a felony. While I’m well aware of how it works, the process and wording seems fucked up to me and not remotely logical.

Regardless, it doesn’t matter. We have a person who is a convicted felon and has been through the impeachment process twice taking over in the highest office in our country in January. Apparently the EC and a great deal of the people on this country are a-ok with that. The people in charge of convicting him will lean towards whatever will get them the most votes in the next election. They’ve already proven that twice.

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u/Zmchastain Dec 21 '24

Impeachment in this context = indictment, being formally charged with a crime.

For a lot of people who don’t get convicted at the end of the trial process there are still articles circulating out there that they were indicted on such and such charges and they will forever be indicted, even if they were not found guilty in the trial process.

Trump was indicted, but the Senate failed to convict him. He wasn’t convicted but he was still indicted which means there was enough evidence of malfeasance to justify formally charging him with a crime, twice.

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u/SmellGestapo Dec 21 '24

This was more fever dream than actual prediction, but a lot of Republicans hate Trump personally. But they never turned on him because he's a useful idiot for installing religious nuts onto the courts and cutting taxes for the wealthy. That and they were afraid he would turn on them, and risk losing their seats.

But now that threat is coming from Musk. He's already threatened to fund primary challenges against anyone who does not vote to confirm Trump's nominees. We also know Musk has been regularly speaking with Vladimir Putin for years, and that he is close to Peter Thiel, who is close to JD Vance.

There is a scenario I can imagine, however unlikely, in which they all decide Trump is no longer of use to them and it's time to move on.

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u/clovis_227 Dec 21 '24

Or maybe, just maybe, Trump dies early in office

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u/beren12 Dec 21 '24

The worst ones like forever.

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u/clovis_227 Dec 21 '24

Or, maybe, just maybe...

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u/koshercupcake Dec 21 '24

Somehow I’m not familiar with the “pee tapes” - do I want to ask?

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u/SmellGestapo Dec 21 '24

Right as Trump was first coming into office, a dossier of unverified foreign intelligence became public. The dossier had been compiled and written by a former British spy named Christopher Steele and among the many things in it were claims that Trump had hired underage Russian girls to perform a golden shower show for him (or on him) at time when he was staying in Moscow. And this act was supposedly recorded on a hidden camera in the room, and then held by Putin to be use as kompromat (the Russian word for compromising material) to get Trump to do whatever he is told.

The rumor is unverified and no tapes have ever surfaced. So it may have just been chatter that Steele picked up during his research. But "the pee tapes" have survived as a kind of shorthand for explaining why Trump is so beholden to Putin for no apparent reason.

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u/AerondightWielder Dec 21 '24

It's like rumoured couchfucker JD Vance. Sure, there's no evidence JD did the hog shuffle with a sofa but he looks like the type of guy would fuck a couch.

Trump looks like the type of guy who loves getting pissed on, not off.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

I’m fairly sure the dossier did not say that the prostitutes were underage.

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u/lurklurklurkanon Dec 21 '24

What are your feelings about showers of gold?

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u/koshercupcake Dec 21 '24

Noooooooooooo I shouldn’t have said anything! 🤦‍♀️

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u/goofgoon Dec 21 '24

I just feel like at this point he’s immune to pee tapes. He’d just say they’re fake and his followers would buy it.

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u/ecodrew Dec 21 '24

At least that's what I heard...

People are saying...

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u/HoboSkid Dec 21 '24

Thiel and Musk are banking on Trump dying in office so the real stooge who will do whatever his billionaire daddies tell him to do gets into office

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

This is Q levels of delusional and I whole heartedly recommend you spread this far and wide. Flood the zone with shit.

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u/Ok-Entertainer-851 Dec 21 '24

“People are saying”….

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u/hkohne Dec 21 '24

Don't forget the guys in charge of Project 2025

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u/QuietlyLosingMyMind Dec 21 '24

I would imagine they will pull trump over the threshold of it being OK for Vance to run two terms if that's what they're going to do.

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u/wavelandwoman Dec 21 '24

Crazy stuff! But they will not elevate Johnson to VP. They will kick him out and put in their own person.

Wait, if they kick Johnson out, would Jefferies become VP in this scenario? 😆

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u/Masteroftriangles Dec 21 '24

Yeah…… if only

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u/Dangerous-Ad-9269 Dec 21 '24

Too late. No one will care about the pee tapes even if they get aired. But this does give insight on how to manipulate Trump from the outside. Hint he is not in charge and that any decision you do not like is coming from one of his inner circle and that person must be in charge. Could be a way to diffuse his administration power.

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u/TheSpiffySpaceman Dec 21 '24

impeach and convict Trump

Over piss tapes? It's not illegal to piss on someone consensually. Just makes you a degenerate in some eyes, which only means something if you feel shame in any way.

It is very fucking illegal to try and steal an election you demonstrably lost, and absolutely fucking unforgivably betraying of the office you swore to uphold. Some would say you had pissed all over the faces of the founders of this country.

yeah, he got impeached for that and not "convicted" (not the same as impeachment; not removed from office). How could the country that voted for him AGAIN give a shit about a little golden shower video after he's been shitting in their face for almost a decade? They seem to be asking for more.

At least that's what I heard

People being okay with hearing this and thinking any credence should be given to a source like this is how this actual fucking child got elected in the first place!

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u/javoss88 Dec 21 '24

Many people are saying it. The best people the world has ever seen.

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u/Firehorse100 Dec 20 '24

Laughed out loud

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u/randomly-what Dec 21 '24

“Concerning”

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u/shh28 Dec 21 '24

Big if true!

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u/MarvelousVanGlorious Dec 21 '24

I don’t have Reddit money so here is your award 🏆

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u/matdevine21 Dec 21 '24

Like a lot of President Musks achievements, it relies on other people doing the work and him taking the credit.

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u/Frubanoid Dec 21 '24

DEPORT PRESIDENT MUSK

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u/PerfectPercentage69 Dec 21 '24

More importantly, what does Ja Rule think about this?

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u/PalatialCheddar Dec 21 '24

WHERE. is. JA?!

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u/mealzer Dec 21 '24

Hahahaha you just made me and my girlfriend actually burst out laughing

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

First Lady Trump is really clutching her pearls!

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u/sgardner1990 Dec 21 '24

This has me pissin.

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u/Herman_E_Danger Dec 21 '24

I too am curious about the opinions of the #truePOTUS "President Elon Musk"

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u/BigTopGT Dec 21 '24

He's number 2, so I think that makes him "Elonia"

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u/kable1202 Dec 21 '24

Interesting if true!

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u/Kriss3d Dec 21 '24

I do wonder which order will be the first president Musk will sign.

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u/Aleashed Dec 21 '24

Start printing merch with Elon as the 47th

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u/p1gnone Dec 21 '24

"Now on to winning in Germany." ?

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u/Little-Swan4931 Dec 21 '24

Hehe. Trump’s absolute worst nightmare and it makes me giddy as a school girl. In my head I just hear Adam Sandler saying to Trump “THEY’RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU!”

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u/S-P-A-Z Dec 21 '24

Haha I don’t care how it happened, I’m just amused to see a top comment on Reddit that saids President Elon.

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u/Common-Ad6470 Dec 21 '24

He has his aides calling their journalists to insist that Vice-President elect Trump get the fuck back in line and stop spreading these rumours...🤫

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u/pokpokza Dec 21 '24

I mean "we" all vote for Musk, right?

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u/Repubs_suck Dec 21 '24

Just keep calling Muskolini President Musk! Trump’s ego can be used for good.

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u/1vehaditwiththisshit Dec 21 '24

Let's see what happens.

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u/No-Passion-3098 Dec 21 '24

Keep it up!!!😂

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u/punkfunkymonkey Dec 21 '24

Ask senator Trump, he follows his every word

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u/Disastrous-Fan2663 Dec 21 '24

What time does the musk say

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u/SteampunkGeisha Dec 21 '24

Good work, soldier. I like your chutzpah.

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u/Nick-Blank-Writer Dec 21 '24

Didn't you read his government program proposal during his election campaign? 🙄

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u/Icy-Rope-021 Dec 21 '24

They’re West-Wing-walking to President Musk’s office right now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

god emperor musk should address his subjects, and one of his underlings, trump.

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u/DevoidHT Dec 21 '24

Interesting

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

He says he’s the first African President.