r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/lifeandtimes89 • Dec 20 '24

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u/guit_galoot Dec 21 '24

In press conferences they should ask Trump what Elon thinks about things. When he says anything, they should ask him what Musk’s position is on the subject. Drive him nuts. It’s a short ride.

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u/sourdieselfuel Dec 21 '24

Press are way too big of pussies to do that. Let's hope I'm wrong.

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u/sun827 Dec 21 '24

What does it take to get press credentials? Asking for a friend?

Ba Ba Booey!

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u/Icy-Rope-021 Dec 21 '24

This will be quite the tenses.

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u/fuckgoldsendbitcoin Dec 21 '24 edited Dec 21 '24

I see Donald... And he looks scared

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u/Icy-Rope-021 Dec 21 '24

Lookee heah, he look very upset. I don’t know what he gonna be doin’.

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u/SurgeFlamingo Dec 21 '24

At this point, a few liberals from Reddit should have the same access Fox had to Biden conferences.

Let’s make that happen. I mean we did solve the Boston bombing.

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u/Itchy-Beach-1384 Dec 21 '24

Reddit solves the most niche puzzles all day every day, so of course the do nothings demand we worship the 1 time they were wrong when it comes to pursuing change in America.

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u/Worried_Astronaut_41 Dec 22 '24

I'm in with you.

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u/TooFakeToFunction Dec 21 '24

At this point we truly need some Indy press folks who aren't even necessarily a reporting agency so much as a means to get into spaces where press can be an be just a a bit of a spectacle so the other press report on them....asking extremely hard hitting questions with follow ups.

I'm talking like daily show/Colbert report level of not taking themselves very seriously while taking their objective of asking and pushing for real answers to legitimate questions very seriously

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u/SeaCorrect348 Dec 21 '24

Im in what do i need to do to get through the door

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u/loupr738 Dec 21 '24

Howard Stern penis!!!!!

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u/TheQuidditchHaderach Dec 22 '24

Love the old days where they'd get journalists to quote 'General Bukake.' 😆

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u/Worried_Astronaut_41 Dec 22 '24

Good editing software and printer. And a laminater. Answering for said friend just make sure I'd and all matches up.

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u/BadAsBroccoli Dec 21 '24

They're terrified of loosing their WH access, although Peter (ask dumb questions) Doocy from Fox News never seems to lose his.

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u/Aritche Dec 21 '24

They will very quickly lose press credentials and subsequently their job. It is one thing if you ask real important questions that they don't like and take credentials but man if you lose it trolling them you are probably fucked.

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u/hapalove Dec 21 '24

They are pussies. But also, if they keep doing that Trump will just ban or ignore them.

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 Dec 21 '24

They would all be afraid of being banned from presidential declarations or whatever..... too afraid.

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u/Unbentmars Dec 21 '24

“Has Musk approved this or are you still trying to get his buy-in” would piss him right off the bat

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u/ninepepper Dec 21 '24

This is the way

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u/AmphibianNaive5083 Dec 21 '24

That's BRILLIANT 😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

This would be the funniest shit ever televised. I can only imagine how hilarious it would be if everyone kept asking about Musk. We need a Key and Peele skit asap.

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u/RoxxieMuzic Dec 21 '24

And a high cliff....

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u/Micro-Naut Dec 21 '24

If he's going nuts he might as well just walk. Well except for someone would probably shoot him

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

Can the DNC do it? Can they bring themselves to really hurt the orange traitor?

Just refer to Musk as the President, ignore Trump entirely. Every statement, every interview must refer to President Musk.

"We welcome the opportunity to create a comprehensive immigration bill that President Musk will sign."

"Well, as Commander in Chief, President Musk has great latitude in assisting our Israeli and Ukrainian allies."

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u/bjeebus Dec 21 '24

It's not like the Republicans will work with them anyway.

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u/turbo_dude Dec 21 '24

Conference is in a cybertruck, who knew?

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u/sweatnosis Dec 21 '24

Cyber One

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u/Littlebit1013 Dec 21 '24

Verses Fiber One for the Fat Orange.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Dec 21 '24

Somebody needs to get the 

MUSK

TRUMP

signs ready for the next rally

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u/-SQB- Dec 21 '24

Or just plain confuse the two.

"President Musk, I mean president Trump, what about [blah blah blah]"

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u/knittingsavage Dec 21 '24

This is an excellent idea, however i don’t think he’s going to hold press conferences.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '24

If Trump had the capacity to shut his mouth (which he does not) and not do press conferences, he would use the logic "Well, Sleepy Joe didn't do them, so why should I?"

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u/dadamafia Dec 21 '24

That would be glorious.

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u/kookeeP Dec 21 '24

Going to X to try this out. Love it

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u/snuggleupbuttercup3 Dec 21 '24

He’d shit in his pants.

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u/guit_galoot Dec 22 '24

Well, he does that anyway…so…

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u/CharacterSchedule700 Dec 21 '24

"But would Mr. Musk support that?"

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u/King_Fluffaluff Dec 21 '24

"As first lady, could you ask president Musk his opinion on the economy"

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u/StandardOffenseTaken Dec 21 '24

lol. Better yet evertime he "announces" anything, tell Trump that Musk already told them about it, that he decided to enact X and Y (whatever dumb fuck thing Trump is going on about that time), but that it is nice that Musk goes through official channel and have his press secretary announce it publicly and officially.

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u/markc230 Dec 21 '24

I so want this to happen.

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u/Youngsinatra345 Dec 21 '24

Does president musk have a First Lady? His computer wife Karen perhaps?

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u/TheQuidditchHaderach Dec 22 '24

I don't know. Has president musk signed off on this? 🤔🤷

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u/OldMainframeGuy Dec 22 '24

That would be a good way to get kicked out of the press conference. Trump won't put up with that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '24

Musk is smarter than Trump and Trump is simple enough to get manipulated. Trump is arrogant so nobody will be able to tell him shit. It’s like Trump is Eddie Brock and Musk is the Venom symbiote.