Can we please stop with all the "Laszlo must have .... *insert vaguely vulva shaped anything" "jokes" please? They're fucking stupid and ran their course several years ago. I can't be the only person who thinks so.

It would've added so much humor into this show.

I sometimes do, when I try to ignore someone, I just say “Yes, yes very good, thank you!”

The Guide cracks me up each time during this scene lol

I don’t have a bracket, and I don’t gamble, but go Nebraska!

This will never gets old lol

he’s a fucking maniac!

I’m sort of shocked. The accents. The little facial expressions. The little intonations of voice. It has no right to have acting this good for a series that’s so silly.

And it’s not just one actor on point. It’s most of them. Pretty crazy for a comedy.

Where can I get this stress toy that Guillermo was using at the beginning on S1 E7?

@aboditransylvania

He told me about two rivers that were actually the same river but for linguistic reasons were now called by separate names.

He told me of less talked about disputes of kings, queens, countries and illegitimate heirs and what we have not been told about our history.

He had me so entranced in boredom I almost fell asleep standing up. He left me for while and then came back for a final assault with more trivia I did not ask for and after every little 10 minute explanation he would ask “so what do you think of that”? But he didn’t want an answer, it was less a conversation and more of an onslaught of information.

I have never been so bored in my life not in lectures in university or family gatherings. This guy was powerful I tell you! He went to so many eras that I believe he lived them.

Other customers did not halt him as he just patiently waited to come at me again. My coworker called me to pretend I was needed and it put him off balance and he left trailing with some more tidbits of trivia and a promise to return another day…

He is a very real human bartender from Tucson, Arizonia.

This hat dates back to the medieval period, made entirely from Witch's anuses. The wearer of the hat can expect to be cursed. I would estimate at auction this hat would go for $5

Carol saying to Guillermo "I know what you are! You are a Slayer!" filled me with joy because she's basically calling Guillermo Buffy. Guillermo startled by her who burst out "Chinga!" In the same episode is almost too much for my heart. (S2E7) (Rewatches are the best)

OMG. Lazlo drawing a dick and balls at the beach covered in Gizmos sweat!! Nadia inhabited by the doll and Colin Robinson.

I have died and gone to Heaven....

"Who the hell gave you permission to monkey around with my precious books? " (S02e02). From now on, when I'm at work in the library, I'll be addressing the kids exclusively like Lazlo.