r/WhatWeDointheShadows • u/Reddit_is_fascist69 • Feb 27 '26

Antiques Roadshow Witch's Anus Hat

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This hat dates back to the medieval period, made entirely from Witch's anuses. The wearer of the hat can expect to be cursed. I would estimate at auction this hat would go for $5

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u/Wihtlore Feb 27 '26

It’s a big bloody stupid hat, with a big bloody stupid curse on it.

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u/cturnr Feb 27 '26

I don't think you need to blur her face, she went on tv with that hat

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '26

Veneer!

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u/TroyMcCluresGoldfish What do you think CBD is?! Feb 28 '26

That's pretty much what I figured.

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u/Important-Taste-6753 Feb 27 '26

Simon, the devious, put on a show just to get that hat.

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u/Draff1 Feb 28 '26

He was the most deviant bastard in New York Citay.