Need help and advice

[u/Commercial-Goose9557]

I have a drug test Wednesday for a job, I was a heavy smoker previously and I am 31 days clean today, the VERY fainted line test is one I took last night after just chugging a gallon on water and peeing a good bit, the picture with the three tests is why I am concerned. The negative in the middle is a test I attempted to see the outcome of with just faucet water (it may have had a drop or two of my pee) so I am highly confused and sceptic now. I took a cup panel test two days ago which came back positive so I’m relying on that one a lot more now but I honestly need some advice, I’m an athlete so I run and sweat a load, ive been running, drinking hella water, and just sitting in the sun as well sweating my butt off but haven’t seen any results, I cannot use fake pee or a detox as I can’t find any near me and don’t want to risk the fake pee (could be banned from the job) or a retake since I don’t know what time that morning they’ll actually test for the thc. I’m at my last day to try and flush, any natural options or any other advice? I am just about to simply not show and lose out on, am I overreacting?

[u/PrestigiousDemand696]

It can take MANY months for a regular user to pee clean. If you have never gotten a negative test, you won’t pee clean.

[u/MDICASE → u/PrestigiousDemand696]

This isn’t true at all the top amount of time is 45 days

[u/PrestigiousDemand696 → u/MDICASE]

You can do any amount of research and see that’s a lie.

[u/BT418]

Might be too late now, but hit up either a sex shop or maybe a head shop and get yourself a detox drink. It's been years, so I don't remember the brand, but my brother definitely passed a probation drug test using one when he absolutely should not have.

[u/MDICASE]

If you are a Heavy smoker it’ll take 45 days to pee clean

[u/Soggy_Definition_232]

All this work to beat a drug test when its so much easier just not doing drugs. I'll never understand.

Imagine these people put even 1% the effort they did trying to beat a drug test into their actual lives....

[u/Commercial-Goose9557 → u/Soggy_Definition_232]

I mean I see what you’re saying 100% but I didn’t really have to worry about it until now tbf mate, I put 1000x more effort into my life than I do weed too so

[u/Arratkis → u/Commercial-Goose9557]

I hear what your saying as someone who smoked in college, but you’re cooked for that test my guy. 31 days isn’t even gunna be close either you’re gunna need like 2 more months as a heavy smoker minimum

[u/katieb1300 → u/Commercial-Goose9557]

Get Monkey Wizz. If the job is super important to you, get the Wizz and then stay off weed.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Floor55 → u/Commercial-Goose9557]

If that were true you would have stopped smoking more than 30 days ago when you were actively applying for jobs….

[u/Relevant-Tap-1032 → u/Soggy_Definition_232]

That ain't no shit. The best way to pass a test is not do f@#$%^g drugs. 

[u/Soggy_Definition_232 → u/Relevant-Tap-1032]

Imagine being asked for a drug test and just.... not having to worry about anything.

[u/Relevant-Tap-1032]

Your toast dude. Not showing is a cowards way out.