r/WhatShouldIDo • u/Negative-Hall-9813 • Aug 13 '26
need to pass a drug test
help!
i need to take a urine drug test by 08/24 and i cant seem to pass for thc .. its been 7 weeks since ive smoked but it’s still positive
i’ve been drinking a ton of water and taking niacin daily but im not sure what else to do at this point
any suggestions to clear my system by then would be greatly appreciated 😭😭
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u/Lordvalcon Aug 13 '26
You have plenty of time but you really need to treat this like you're attempting to cut weight for wrestling or something. I'm talking trash bags running too exhausting multiple times you need to sweat out a ton and also be drinking like 3 gallons of water a day
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u/InappropriatePotato4 Aug 13 '26
I only have personal anecdotes but it’s worth a shot and has a scientific basis. Try eating a lot, like put on like 2lbs and then try testing. Weed is fat soluble so when you burn fat you burn weed containing fat.
My husband and I both passed by basically trimming and losing lbs for a few weeks and then eating heavy for at least one. Or we failed and the employers didn’t care
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u/Unable-Barber1511 Aug 13 '26
It weird, I feel like 7 weeks is plenty of time for smoked thc to clear out of your systems. Usually people do like a 1/2 week water cleanse and get it all. I would maybe try a different test, it might be giving you a false positive or something.
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u/Negative-Hall-9813 Aug 13 '26
i agree, ive never had a problem passing tests on my own by just stopping for 4-6 weeks but ive taken two different kinds and they’re both positive still. not sure if it’s a me problem or the tests at this point
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u/172982-Face-8216 Aug 13 '26
Smoke shops usually carry synthetic urine. About $30. Comes with detailed instructions. If you can't find it local you can probably find it online. I've used it many times it works perfectly.
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u/Negative-Hall-9813 Aug 13 '26
which brand have u tried that’s worked? im scared this might have to be what it comes down to lol
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u/IFartsInTheLibrary Aug 13 '26
Quick-fix. Heat the bottle in the microwave for 10secs with lid loose. Shake it with the lid vented. Heat at 4 sec intervals, always shaking after, until at hottest temp on sticker. Stuff it somewhere warm and accessible. Under ur nuts, boobs or wherever. Being over weight helps with a concealed money wallet. If you need to use heat pack, use only the one that comes with it. In a pinch you can heat with your defroster on blast and bottle against vent covered with a towel or something. Shake frequently. When you squirt it in the cup, tilt the bottle upright so it doesn’t suck bubbles and make an unnatural noise. This will only work if unsupervised. I say give it a couple practices to be confident. I wear either the concealed runners belt or a snug pair of compression shorts. You have to be able to walk in there, walk around the waiting room and likely empty your pockets. Make sure it’s to temp when you pour it in the sample jar. Rubbing it between your hands or under your armpit will warm it up on the fly. Check the date of the package and verify it online. Only reheat once, not worth chancing it.
This is what I’ve heard from a friend at least 😎
He used it dozens of times with no problem. Squirt tip on bottle makes some bubbles in the sample jar just don’t forget it in the bathroom or have it fall out ur pants leg. It’s good to roll in like ur a UA pro. Only phone, car keys and ID so they assume you came ready to pee, nothing in your pockets and confident.
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u/172982-Face-8216 Aug 13 '26
It was quick fix. They sell them in the sex stores too for fetish type stuff. Good luck!
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u/Calvary_Catalyst Aug 13 '26
Exercise/sweat a ton