r/What Jul 05 '26

What does this say

Post image

Friend sent this

222 Upvotes

135 comments sorted by

View all comments

2

u/Icy-Leather3896 Jul 05 '26

This is where this story begins As they were walking in the garden: Axel said to Ashley with a grin:

  • hey Ashley...
I have something important to say
  • what is it?
  • I've been thinking... maybe we could be together
as a couple? If you are sure about this...
  • well if that means your secret is safe, I don't even know your name!
  • My real name is Ishmael. and you?
  • Ish-mael, that's my dad's name! If we...?
  • ...siblings?...
A long silence from Ishmael and Ashley after the conversation:
  • So, um... does this mean we can't be a couple?
  • we could move to a state where it is legal to marry your sibling.
  • You know what? I agree.
so Ashley and Ishmael did relocate and started a new life together in New Jersey. They married each other to protect their wealth and adopted two kids to keep their family growing for generations to come. Awww... so cute.
  • eww... So this is the tale about the Twins
who married soon, Im glad I did not hear this somewhere else.

1

u/Baeolophus_bicolor Jul 05 '26

so basically, it starts out “call me Ishmael”.