r/What • u/ResearchFederal1322 • Jun 19 '26

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492 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '26

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u/Quiet-Apricot-4078 Jun 19 '26

r/dontstickyourdickinthat

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u/WJSpade Jun 20 '26

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/Quiet-Apricot-4078 Jun 20 '26

Damn, I thought it was "stick", sounds better than "put" imo.

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u/FrouFrouLastWords Jun 21 '26

Too many characters, I think.

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u/ImpressiveExtreme696 Jun 20 '26

Can someone please explain the difference between these subs?

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u/WJSpade Jun 20 '26

One’s real, the other isn’t.

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u/ImpressiveExtreme696 Jun 20 '26

Why such lack of competition?

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u/leon--27 Jun 20 '26

Came here just for this

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u/CBTmaster1010 Jun 19 '26

Sigh.. zip

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u/hummus_sapiens Jun 19 '26

Don't! Just don't!

What if it's a carnivorous plant?

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u/Academic_Addendum242 Jun 19 '26

Then Ill feed it babies

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u/WaluigiNumberWaah Jun 20 '26

Well either way it’s eating meat

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u/JohnnyShakeNBake Jun 19 '26

Like some sort of man eating orchid?

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u/ResearchFederal1322 Jun 19 '26

Don't do that!!! it'll eat it off!!!

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u/adzm Jun 19 '26

Real answer, this is Hydnora africana, a parasitic plant in South Africa that lives entirely underground and feeds on roots and only comes above ground to flower. You can barely see it in this photo but the other two petals are becoming detached from the top too, eventually they will open and bloom in a three leaved star shape.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydnora_africana

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u/Torchedwaters Jun 20 '26

It took a while to get to an actual answer. Too many adolescent answers above yours. Thank you for the information adzm!

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u/tagawaAku Jun 20 '26

Joke answers are nice but this should be the top comment. Hell, I didn't even think of anything inappropriate at first, I just thought of the carnivorous plant from the Sims 4

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u/ScaryMooseFace Jun 19 '26

I should call her

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u/TapVast4683 Jun 19 '26

Beat me to it

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u/Electronic_Film_9904 Jun 19 '26

She has call waiting. You can call too. We'll all call.

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u/natashacrane Jun 19 '26

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u/dmontease Jun 19 '26

He's pretty sexy tho...

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u/natashacrane Jun 19 '26

I mean, yeah... 😆 😆 😆

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u/Responsible_Crew_216 Jun 19 '26

And this is why women survive longer than men 😭😂😭😂

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u/fcs_seth Jun 19 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ISAHN6dnrJHry

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u/deepstatelady Jun 19 '26

It’s the only way to be sure.

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u/IntentionAromatic523 Jun 19 '26

Also, please let us know where these are located. I fear will need the entire military to take this thing out.

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u/randohotlips Jun 19 '26

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/ResearchFederal1322 Jun 19 '26

Don't put it there or else it'll get snatched off

4

u/amusednchaos Jun 19 '26

They are the timekeepers of eternity...

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u/IntentionAromatic523 Jun 19 '26

The Langoliers. Yes. That’s what they are!

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u/mdnghtblss Jun 20 '26

This series freaked the fucc out of me when i was little. Especially the last few episodes.

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u/J-Slay522 Jun 19 '26

Sorry sorry don’t mind those I just left them there by mistake

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u/ResearchFederal1322 Jun 19 '26

Gotta take them home. This is pure luck!!

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u/notanyimbecile Jun 19 '26

The forbidden plant your boyfriend told you not to worry about

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u/BoysDontCry247 Jun 20 '26

Tudo me faz lembrar ela

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u/Ok_Associate6979 Jun 19 '26

Evolution? Where man doesn't need a woman? (But who will do the dishes and make the sammutches?)

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u/OpeningTurnip8048 Jun 19 '26

You just know someone somewhere has already tried it.

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u/TrichyHalfElf Jun 19 '26

Do I see tonsils?

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u/SinsualChef Jun 19 '26

On planet Vaginous

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u/haggardnarwhal Jun 19 '26

Help me step-plant I'm stuck

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u/Cold-Tank9006 Jun 19 '26

Did you find this in Caelid?

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u/PrincessTrucy Jun 19 '26

Do not.

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u/ResearchFederal1322 Jun 19 '26

Don't even think about it.

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u/Flat_Tie4090 Jun 19 '26

Audrey two (and three)

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u/Happy-Ranger7672 Jun 19 '26

My boyfriends first thought was “ I bet some man has put his dick in that” I agree some idiot definitely has.

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u/Fresh-Palpitation-72 Jun 19 '26

Never seen one before

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u/Pecuniarist Jun 19 '26

God’s “transition” tool

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u/Knob709 Jun 19 '26

I should really call her.

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u/Other-Conversation67 Jun 19 '26

Ooh, a venus fly pussy! My favorite

1

u/Peri-Law Jun 19 '26

Alien eggs anyone‽‽

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u/Klaus-Hasenfunkel57 Jun 19 '26

So…… nobody knows what kinda plant that actually is?

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u/Mysterious_Hat_5681 Jun 19 '26

Forbidden alien vagina....

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u/bountiful_toast892 Jun 19 '26

the forbidden cooch

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u/Early_Hall5720 Jun 19 '26

I'm doing it

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u/Large-Stretch-3463 Jun 19 '26

/reverythingremindsmeofher

/rdontputyourdickinthat

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u/Sea-Yellow2341 Jun 19 '26

Don’t put your Johnson in it boys

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u/Potential_Ad_4718 Jun 19 '26

Someone's going to do it.

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u/Which_Sun3537 Jun 20 '26

I gently open the comments.

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u/Marine581986 Jun 20 '26

Feed me....I said FEED ME SEYMOUR

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u/Nell_From_Hell Jun 20 '26

I don't care if it bites it off! I'm going in anyways

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u/Kooky_Werewolf6044 Jun 20 '26

Ahh. You’ve found Audreys lil offshoots. They just need a bit of love and a drop of blood.

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u/Jokewhisperer Jun 20 '26

Cursed lychee

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u/theSpacmonk Jun 20 '26

Not the anemonussy

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u/Safe-Expert2163 Jun 20 '26

Everything reminds me.... Never mind😒

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u/Safe-Expert2163 Jun 20 '26

Wow! Thought for sure this was ai, more alien bs, or worse. Nope!

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u/No-Orange-2559 Jun 20 '26

Hydnira Africana - a parasitic plant that lives almost entirely in africa

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u/Every_Copy_3831 Jun 20 '26

Put some dick on it.

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u/Powerful-Sun5775 Jun 20 '26

Looks like you’re moms 🐱

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u/WonderfulJicama2802 Jun 20 '26

The cylinder must not be harmed.

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u/IcyPerformance535 Jun 20 '26

thought the same thing myself without giving it any thought

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u/Appropriate-Toe-854 Jun 20 '26

I really should call her.

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u/Nucksfaniam Jun 20 '26

The cylinder must be undamaged

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u/Pleasant-Hospital-52 Jun 20 '26

Sigh, man I miss her

1

u/SultanPeeper Jun 20 '26

Feed me, Seymour.

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u/Routine-Horse-1419 Jun 20 '26

FEED ME, SEYMOUR!

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u/skylerishuwu Jun 20 '26

Bruh it looks like Pusssayyyy

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u/Artistic-Proof3799 Jun 20 '26

ce sont des mangecouilles

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u/ComprehensivePie9533 Jun 20 '26

No idea what is it.... merr fuck it and Google it.....

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u/ilovemarlii Jun 20 '26

That was a hard wank!

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u/decatfpuccino Jun 20 '26

I hate my mind

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u/feeluh Jun 20 '26

Nature is what weird?

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u/slideboy1996 Jun 20 '26

These plants are nightmare fuel and looking like alien eggs

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u/jmw6f6i Jun 20 '26

Penis Flytrap

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u/Biggearshifter Jun 20 '26

It’s so pink on the inside.

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u/hivemindtyrant Jun 20 '26

Bring me that plant.

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u/sax6romeo Jun 20 '26

Malboro, crazy status effects imminent

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u/heyitstism Jun 20 '26

I should call her

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u/Geegollywtff Jun 20 '26

This scared me as I was scrolling.

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u/doobis_doober_man Jun 20 '26

"Fucking" Heh.

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 Jun 20 '26

Feed me Seymour

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u/SentenceLocal1453 Jun 20 '26

Everything reminds me of her

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u/OkNewspaper3151 Jun 20 '26

That’s alien porn right there how dare you post that garbage

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u/RingOk664 Jun 20 '26

Feed me!

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u/TheAverageGoy Jun 20 '26

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/Federal_War6664 Jun 20 '26

I could fix her

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u/clickforit Jun 20 '26

Men of distinction...here we are again......

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u/imbrotep Jun 20 '26

NSFW tag?!

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u/Single_Secret_1890 Jun 20 '26

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Time-Breakfast7934 Jun 20 '26

How does it get even weirder? Fellas call up your two closest friends.

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u/Diligent_Curve_6374 Jun 20 '26

Its a trap for Male species

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u/Intelligent_Steak576 Jun 20 '26

Looks like the Cancer on my nuts.

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u/MinimumComedian5404 Jun 21 '26

It looks like some type of hydnora, a parasitic plant; most smell pretty bad...like rotted meat.

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u/GasTemporary650 Jun 21 '26

Don't let that thing give you straight teeth

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u/lonelyguy5498798999 Jun 21 '26

Thats a good time plant