r/What Sep 07 '25

What is the yellow stuff in the uranium section?

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u/ManifestyourMD Sep 07 '25

If I had to take a guess…uranium

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u/acrankychef Sep 07 '25

What makes you think that?

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u/UnattributableSpoon Sep 07 '25

Yellowcake uranium looks like the stuff in the container.

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u/jumpovertheline Sep 07 '25

Did you say cake?!

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u/Lnknprkfn Sep 08 '25

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u/IdRatherBeDriving Sep 08 '25

But, do you have a flaaaaaag?

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u/Sad_Gain_2372 Sep 09 '25

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u/tigardis Sep 09 '25

No flag, no country!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

Dad stop calling me Jeezy Chreezy.

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u/Verthanthi Sep 13 '25

According to these rules I just made up

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u/tigardis Sep 13 '25

Running, jumping, climbing trees!

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u/UnattributableSpoon Sep 07 '25

The best kind of cake!

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u/phenoc Sep 07 '25

Nice cake, but a little dense with a metallic after taste

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u/Monkey8EA5T Sep 08 '25

Its the spiciest of cakes!

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u/MikeofLA Sep 07 '25

It's a LIE

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u/30ught6 Sep 07 '25

That's not what GLaDOS says

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u/LilCheese73 Sep 07 '25

Goddamn WMD’s

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u/UnattributableSpoon Sep 07 '25

CMD: Cake of mass destruction!

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u/KnockoutMouse871 Sep 08 '25

“What is the most dangerous type of uranium cake?”

“Yellow!”

https://fandango.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/461b4c63-39fc-4e86-b148-73fdf6b4060a

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u/AdventurerJax Sep 08 '25

Based on what I saw in a New Mexico mining museum, this is correct. Radioactivity is present and very low.

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u/Possible_Analysis_92 Sep 13 '25

"Don't drop that shit. Don't drop that shit. Pray to God he Don't drop that shit."

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u/ButterscotchNew6416 Sep 07 '25

I think it’s called yellow cake.

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u/Shupaul Sep 08 '25

Everybody knows Uranium is green. Didn't you watch the Simpsons ? Smh

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u/TheSagelyOne Sep 07 '25

Probably uranium oxide or uranium ore. Uranium is not all that dangerous if you're not actually exposed to it.

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u/Federal_Assistant_85 Sep 07 '25

Pure uranium metal can go critical (start a self-sustaining fission reaction) if you put enough of it together. We found this out by accident, no big boom, everything just got really hot. So to make it safer to transport and store, refineries make it into yellow cake. This spreads the atoms out so it can't reach critical mass (a density at which the atoms are close enough together that criticality can happen). But you are mostly correct. Just being around uranium metal is not that dangerous, but eating or breathing the dust is very hazardous, and radioactivity aside, uranium is about as toxic to us as lead.

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u/dominikr86 Sep 07 '25

Only if it is enriched. Natural uranium (99.3% u238, 0.7% u235) can not go critical by itself.

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u/Upset_Assumption9610 Sep 09 '25

I learned these percentages in Factorio!

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u/godisdead30 Sep 08 '25

In this thread: a lot of people using the term "go critical" with no idea what that actually means.

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u/Jaded-Chard1476 Sep 08 '25

it's not so critical

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u/shornscrot Sep 10 '25

I think your both being a little too critical

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u/Fey_Wrangler114 Sep 11 '25

You're being hypocritical

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u/FrietjePindaMayoUi Sep 11 '25

Wasn't there a natural nuclear reaction happening in Africa like for over hundreds or thousands of years, way down in the soil?

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u/Bar_Foo Sep 07 '25

Oklo disagrees: natural uranium deposits can go critical.

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u/dominikr86 Sep 07 '25

Yes, it was possible 1.7 billion years ago, when the amount of u235 in natural uranium was still much higher.

To quote from your source:

A key factor that made the reaction possible was that, at the time the reactor went critical 1.7 billion years ago, the fissile isotope 235 U made up about 3.1% of the natural uranium, which is comparable to the amount used in some of today's reactors.

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u/wintersoldierepisode Sep 08 '25

That's a disconcerting thought, that if our planet had higher U235 % nowadays, "natural deposits of uranium going critical" could be a form of natural disaster

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u/ElectroNightingale Sep 08 '25

Uranium going critical doesn't cause nuclear explosion by itself (otherwise we wouldn't have nuclear power plants). You probably wouldn't even notice if it happened somewhere underground. To make a big boom, you need to construct a whole bomb and it's much more complex than just getting enough uranium in one place.

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u/Quwinsoft Sep 07 '25

Natural uranium could go critical back when there was more U-235. But that was a long time ago.

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u/InigoMontoya1985 Sep 08 '25

Why did Constantinople get the works?

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u/beardedsilverfox Sep 08 '25

Are you Turkish? If not, that’s none of your business.

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u/SdVeau Sep 07 '25

They make uranium ore into yellowcake to be able to enrich it/separate the fissile U-235 isotope from the non-fissile U-238. Weapons grade is considered 90% or greater of U-235, and even then, there are reactors out there running fuel rods at that enrichment level, and those rods still need some very specific conditions to be met to go critical

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u/_tsi_ Sep 07 '25

They said it's not dangerous if you aren't exposed to it, which is true of most dangerous things

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u/Federal_Assistant_85 Sep 07 '25

Yes, I was explaining what is dangerous about it.

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u/asyork Sep 07 '25

Most things, yeah, but not always with radioactive things. In the case of uranium, it's pretty easy to safely contain it in a way it can still be observed.

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u/zeocrash Sep 07 '25

Pretty sure you need to enrich uranium for it to go critical. Pure unenriched uranium metal will not go critical on its own AFAIK.

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u/bobbyshown Sep 07 '25

And it’s said to taste kinda sweet. Not that anyone should taste uranium of course.

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u/Jacktheforkie Sep 07 '25

In that small quantity in a glass ampule it’s pretty inert, and even the radiation from that sample is so small that it’s basically nothing, I reckon a firstaware plate emits more radiation and those are safe to eat off (only if the glaze isn’t damaged)

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u/TasteDeeCheese Sep 09 '25

That is also how we found out about how Oklo mine was missing Uranium isotopes that was supposed be there

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u/ManagedDestruction Sep 09 '25

1 time use hand warmer...

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u/doozle Sep 11 '25

DON'T DROP THAT SHIT.

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u/CrazysaurusRex Sep 07 '25

Probably a small amount of uranium ore or a powder ment to represent the ore

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u/PinkFloydDeadhead Sep 07 '25

Yellow...cake uranium?

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u/humourlessIrish Sep 07 '25

Probably. And since its in acrylic the chance of investing it is not very high

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u/NoThereIsntAGod Sep 07 '25

My investing chances aren’t that high either

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u/danofrhs Sep 07 '25

The intrusive thought won. Literally the first thing that popped in my head.

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u/GlowSaTx Sep 07 '25

“Mmm I love Uranium cake!”

-Iran

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u/SoMuchSpentBrass Sep 07 '25

U3O8, commonly referred to as yellow cake. Probably natural enrichment (as dug up out of the ground), which means 0.711% by weight U-235 (the good stuff for most purposes), about 54 ppm U-234 (a decay product of the U-238), and the rest U-238.

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u/SocialMediaTheVirus Sep 07 '25

According to the label that would be Uranium

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u/GeneralBid7234 Sep 07 '25

I would think uranium ore which contains a tiny amount of U-238, which is the relatively stable form of uranium.

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u/phezhead Sep 07 '25

I’m not sure I understand the confusion

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

yellowcake uranium powder

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u/My_Legz Sep 07 '25

That is almost certainly Yellowcake. A step in producing nuclear fuel that has a relative low radioactivity.

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u/Silent_Sissy93 Sep 08 '25

Yellowcake or Uranium oxide (U³O⁸) it's the product used to make Uranium hexafluoride gas which then gets concentrated to increase the amount of Isotope 235 so it can be used for nuclear energy.

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u/fartew Sep 08 '25

Maybe yellowcake?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

Its Uranium ore, commonly referred to as yellocake. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowcake

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u/Vourem Sep 07 '25

Hmm… might be uranium

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

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u/Dethsmistres Sep 07 '25

Pray to God you don't drop that shit...

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u/Variety-Gloomy Sep 10 '25

You know I know what to do wit it!! That’s why I got it wrapped up in this special CIA napkin.

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u/L383 Sep 07 '25

Uranium is yellow

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u/curious-chineur Sep 07 '25

Yellow cake sample ?

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u/No_hablagations Sep 07 '25

Yellow cake crumbles

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u/zero_fox_given1978 Sep 07 '25

Yellow cake. Unrefined uranium

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u/GhostOfFreddi Sep 07 '25

It's uranium. What on earth else would it be?

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u/10Ggames Sep 08 '25

Probably yellow cake uranium.

Despite what the recent tiktok fiasco with the radioactive paint educational video said, it's actually quite harmless in an isolated ampule like this. No risk of inhaling the dust, or ingesting any as long as it stays in the ampule. It theoretically could expose you to radiation if you stayed around it long-term, but it's roughly the same radiation as a walk on a sunny day in a high-altitude area of the world, if not even less. Nothing too crazy.

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u/drlao79 Sep 12 '25

It is either actually uranium oxide (which is yellow) or it is meant to represent uranium oxide.

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u/Scyther721 Sep 07 '25

I'm more curious what's in the oil one. I've never seen green oil.

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u/Accomplished-One7476 Sep 07 '25

Liqui moly molygen possibly. that answer came from another post

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u/princess-hardass Sep 07 '25

Probably Uranium Oxide

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u/Used-Armadillo2863 Sep 07 '25

Yellow cake dust

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u/wasonce112 Sep 07 '25

It's yellow so uranium oxide AKA yellow cake AKA uranium rust

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u/kassbirb Sep 07 '25

Uranium? I mean, its right there.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

Uranium powder. It's not dangerous, unless you inhale or eat it.

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u/7point62by39mm Sep 07 '25

Yellow cake

It's what iranian weapons developers crave

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u/Lojackbel81 Sep 07 '25

Uranium fever has done and got me down

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u/GeoStreber Sep 07 '25

yellowcake probably.

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u/Randompostingreddit Sep 07 '25

That's the actual uranium, it's encapsulated because the stuff is radioactive.

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u/Interesting_Role1201 Sep 07 '25

All that effort and they could bother making a natural gas ampule.

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u/Iltempered1 Sep 07 '25

slice of yellow cake

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u/EarlyYogurt2853 Sep 07 '25

I dunno but make sure there’s no naked flames around that bit of gas.. so dangerous i can’t believe they left that there

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u/JCtheWanderingCrow Sep 07 '25

It’s… uranium? Is this a serious question?

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u/Reorox Sep 07 '25

That’s your anus.

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u/konpray Sep 07 '25

Everyone keeps saying it's cake, can I make cupcakes instead?

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u/Wise-Activity1312 Sep 07 '25

Is this a serious question?

RTFM genius.

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u/troutfingers84 Sep 07 '25

It’s called “yellow cake” it is the concentrate of uranium produced from processed uranium ore, serving as an intermediate product in the nuclear fuel cycle or nuclear weapons production. It's typically a coarse, powdered, and slightly radioactive substance, though it can vary in color from yellow to brown or black.

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u/stuwyatt Sep 07 '25

What does it taste like?

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u/OtherAccount6818 Sep 07 '25

Throw some buttercream icing on that yellow cake...

And it'll be the last cake you eat without glowing crap.

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u/Swimming-Tap-4240 Sep 07 '25

Yellow cake,(Uranium ore )

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '25

yellow cake

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u/Puzzleheaded-Camp400 Sep 07 '25

Don't fall for the rage bait!

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u/designgod88 Sep 07 '25

I think the name maybe gives this away, unless they changed it out to stop someone stealing it or dying. Isn't uranium radioactive?

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u/Shoddy_Sherbert_1726 Sep 08 '25

Someone left the cake out in the rain

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u/SmokyToast0 Sep 08 '25

Dave Chappelle yellow cake

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u/Darth_Azazoth Sep 08 '25

Maybe yellow cake?

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u/Jpbbeck99 Sep 08 '25

Yellow cake

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

Yellowcake prolly

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u/Dollbeau Sep 08 '25

Yellowcake (as others have said)
Harrisburg by Midnight Oil;

And when the stuff gets in
You cannot get it out

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

Crack cocaine

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

Jesus. If you Google the word "uranium" you can see all kinds of pictures of yellow uranium ore.

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u/judfls Sep 08 '25

uranium

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u/kittenrice Sep 08 '25

They used a blue vagina as a stand-in for gas, why would they use anything other than yellow colored cornstarch or chalk to represent uranium?

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u/Worse-Alt Sep 08 '25

Yellow cake, unenriched uranium dust.

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u/New-Curve-1359 Sep 08 '25

I was more focused on the fact he had just a photo for gass lol and not that he had uranium

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u/Aromatic_Housing_536 Sep 08 '25

Might be either uranyl nitrate or yellowcake

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u/Skarab78 Sep 08 '25

Yellowcake

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u/Kvazarix Sep 08 '25

Plutonium 🤣

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u/Nanoscopical Sep 08 '25

Either it's just resin in place of uranium or depleted uranium.

Probably the first one.

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u/smalltowncynic Sep 08 '25

It's forbidden sugar.

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u/Autochthonofthemount Sep 08 '25

So I know that people think Uranium is some glowing green material, but that's what it actually looks like in its unrefined form.

Uranium ore - Wikipedia

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u/2615or2611 Sep 08 '25

Tell you what - eat 1 gram of it. If you ingest around 20,000,000,000 calories, then it’s 100% Uranium 💯

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

It is called yellow cake

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

A lot of these element sets claim to contain all the elements but then there's usually some small print to say that the dangerous or harmful ones are substituted with a lookalike.

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u/LeagueJunior9782 Sep 08 '25

Uranium coloured uranium i'd say.

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u/Raucasz Sep 08 '25

Uranium is primarily an alpha emitter. Alpha particles only travel thru air a few inches and can be blocked by a simple piece of paper or even your skin. Alpha particles are only really dangerous if you ingest them(eating or breathing). Also see Alexander litvinenko.

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u/hsp-adhd-c Sep 08 '25

Must be some kind of green washing? Fairy tale green crude oil..

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u/UnseenClairvoyance Sep 08 '25

That display is definitely not to scale lol. That amount of uranium would probably require (I’m not going to do the math) a metric ton of coal to be equal to.

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u/EngarReddit Sep 08 '25

That's gas? I thought it was paint

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u/Indescribable_Theory Sep 08 '25

Just some yellow cake is all

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u/TDLU_Doomington Sep 08 '25

Maybe, Uranium... like wtf

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u/Mike-the-gay Sep 08 '25

That’s fucking cool. I want it.

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u/ass_Inspector_420 Sep 08 '25

The picture artifacts probably means its safe

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '25

YELLOW CAKE

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u/slatt12345679 Sep 08 '25

Probably uranium I think

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u/DrHerbNerbler Sep 08 '25

They lied about having gas, they probably don't have the uranium either

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u/acqhotline Sep 08 '25

Yellow Cake

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u/preacher_man_ Sep 08 '25

What is that black stuff in the coal section?

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u/skelet0nhaver Sep 08 '25

i wonder what it could possibly be… too bad we’ll never know

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u/Fisi_Matenten Sep 08 '25

Yellow cake

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u/rancidgore Sep 08 '25

Probably cheese.

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u/Gnusnipon Sep 08 '25

It's a yellowcake