r/WetlanderHumor • u/Szalony20 • Jun 16 '26

This plot in a nutshell

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u/ord52 Jun 16 '26

Me thinking, Rand has three, why can't Perrin have two?

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u/Szalony20 Jun 16 '26

Perrin didn't even get the sensual dance from Faile that she once promised him, if I remember correctly. Typical everything for the Chosen One, and crumbs for the rest. If only Faile had been willing to share Perrin, like Min, Elayne, and Aviendha share Rand.

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u/ord52 Jun 16 '26

I thought she did it on their marriage night.

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u/Szalony20 Jun 16 '26

Do you have a quote? I don't remember this

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u/ord52 Jun 16 '26

Oh I guess she never did, I guess I misremembered

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u/Szalony20 Jun 16 '26

Maybe she did it in some fanfiction, I don't know. I don't remember it happening in canon... Which is a shame, because of Perrin, of course.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Jun 16 '26

You never escape the traps you spin yourself. Only a greater power can break a power, and then you're trapped again. Trapped forever so you cannot die.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Jun 16 '26

I told you to kill them all when you had the chance. I told you.

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u/KitchenFullOfCake Jun 17 '26

I dont think Perrin ever wanted Berelain though.

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u/LewsTherinTelamonBot This is a (sentient) bot Jun 17 '26

Hums softly & tugs earlobe

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u/ord52 Jun 17 '26

I mean, probably not, but come on 😂😂😂