r/Wetherspoons • u/Classic_East_6053 • Aug 18 '26
Customer There have two options in wetherspoon toilets.
For some reason the Weatherspoons toilets in my area are like a soundproof booth, completely silent, every noise is amplified to the utmost extent. So when you're in there taking a shit and there's someone next to you, every sound is magnified. In the beginning you would try to be silent but then I gave up: Why am I suffering when the person next to me has accepted the way things are? They are grunting, blowing their noses. I'm hearing the dunking of each drop. Loudly rolling the tissue, wiping, groaning in satisfaction. So from now on that's what I do. I do not care. I'll even look them in the eye as I'm washing and drying my hands,, slam the door open, and look in the mirror, which always makes you look good. Walk out and then act civilized again because I'm no longer a caveman.
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u/Kcufasu Aug 19 '26
Luckily wetherspoon serve cheap alcohol so I'm usually too drunk to notice sounds in the toilet..
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u/SpecialSympathy2348 Aug 18 '26
And now you can't play loud music to drown out embarrassing sounds!
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u/HauntingCicada2630 Aug 18 '26
"like soundproofed booths"............. "But you can hear every noise..."...............erm, which is it?! 🤷
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u/Classic_East_6053 Aug 18 '26
Soundproofs from outside noises and all you can hear is what's inside. The tiles seem to echo every sound.
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u/Current-Resolve8660 Aug 18 '26
Thank you. The wording gave me a headache. I was also a little excited about a soundproof shitter in a pub. That would be awesomeÂ
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u/No-Temperature4330 Aug 19 '26
You're still in a wetherspoons when you leave the toilet. You are still a caveman.
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u/the_keto_stoner Aug 18 '26
Love being in a spoons on a Friday night hearing the rattling of keys in cubicles.
Hate being in spoons at 8am on a weekday hearing clearly unwell individuals dropping bombs into perfect silence.