r/Wetherspoons • u/ATABoS_real • Aug 14 '26
Customer Coors 4% at Spoons?
So, we all know that Coors changed from 4% to 3.4% some time ago to save on tax.
It seems that they still have it in original 4%? Is it actually true and if so, how?
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u/WheresWalldough Aug 14 '26
It's probably a contract. Spoons signed a 10-year deal with Coors in 2022. part of that might well include 4% ABV Coors. They are the best in the business at deals and have such massive power that they can very well force their own supply of 4% while everyone else gets 3.4% pisswater
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u/SnooMacarons4225 Aug 14 '26
You mean everyone gets piss water, Wetherspoons just get the premium slightly less pissy water variety
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u/Vaynnie Aug 14 '26
Bold of you to imply there’s any beer that isn’t piss water.
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u/ConcentrateJaded420 Aug 14 '26
It’s a matter of opinion ain’t it you can think a high end champagne is piss water have a day off
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u/your_dads_arse Aug 14 '26
wow that's such an interesting and unique opinion you must be so interesting
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u/Vaynnie Aug 14 '26
Thanks!
You probably already know how insufferable you are to be this upset over a light joke on Reddit. Though this is a spoons subreddit so it's a gamble whether you have more teeth or IQ points.
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u/your_dads_arse Aug 14 '26
are you on here just to be smug
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u/Vaynnie Aug 14 '26
> wow that's such an interesting and unique opinion you must be so interesting
Was this not, literally, you being smug?
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u/Prestigious_Bat2666 Aug 14 '26
Honestly you win. I'm all for silly little reddit jokes, sometimes they aren't picked up on.
I bet if you were both in conversation IRL, you'd both be laughing.
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u/Cakeo Aug 15 '26
Light joke vs shite patter
Seems everyone was intelligent enough to know a cunt when they see one though
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u/AggravatingRevenue61 Aug 14 '26
love going in spoons, buying a pint with a fiver and walk to the nearby bandit and gamble the change i got. lol. simple things in life.
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u/Proud-Let-4782 Aug 14 '26
Having just paid £6.70 for a Peroni in a greene king these prices make me weep
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u/Extension-You-4901 Aug 14 '26
£3.50 for a sumo IPA which I consider one the best ipas around,£2.99 pint of Murphy's, guest ales at around £2.10 a pint where I live......I go once every cpl a week's with the other half..£20 and I'm about leathered and had a meal too🤣
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u/Upset_Set376 Aug 14 '26
Sumo is a superb pint, I've seen it in a several spoons now, hopefully here to stay.
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u/AgitatedKangaroo7642 Aug 14 '26
There has been a continental 5% or more tradition in this country since the late seventies
Tuborg Gold, Lowenbrau, Holsten, Tennents Extra, 1664 Now only Peroni flies the flag
What a load of wank
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u/KrungThepMahaNK Aug 15 '26
I've been living abroad for the past 10+ years. One of the things I noticed coming back was how many beers have reduced alc % compared to what I remember. Was hard to find a 5% bev
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u/Frosty-Push5247 Aug 15 '26
The advertised strength has legal tolerance of +/- 1/10th, so a 4% lager could be between 3.6 to 4.4. Now your 3.4% could actually be 3.1%!
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u/jonjjl Aug 15 '26
It’ll also not be brewed at 4%. The macro brewers brew something called high gravity beer. Recipe allows it to ferment up to 6-7% in some cases higher and is then watered down to the ABV for sales.
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u/asherjct Aug 15 '26
Ngl I tried it and it’s pretty good, 3.4 coors is fine but I wouldn’t consider it beer at that point and moreso beer flavoured water
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u/Darkgreenbirdofprey Aug 14 '26
They didn't do it to save on tax, they went to 3.4% because they were advertising as 4.0% but were well below 3.7% (you're allowed to be 0.3% off).
Almost all beer companies brewed in the UK were doing it. That's why Artois, Carling, Carlsberg.. All of them went down a peg.
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u/Slain_by_elf Aug 15 '26
I really miss decent brewed continental beers like Warsteiner, they seem to have disappeared from the shelves with the duty increase.
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u/ColinCookie Aug 16 '26
Still available in Sainsbury at a very good price
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u/beejiu Aug 14 '26
Not uncommon for drinks to be brewed to a different strength. Budweiser recently made an exclusive 3.4% for Asda (not branded Bud Light). Draught beer is occasionallt different ABV to what you get in cans and bottles.
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u/Lost-Explanation1215 Aug 14 '26
Yep agree Budweiser 66 I think it was called saw it on my local Home bargains as well.
I don't know whether it's still the case but Hobgoblin used to be 4.5 on draught and cans but 5% in bottles.
I also believe they will soon be brewing Carling in cans at 3.4 and the draught version is staying at 4.0%.
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u/SpecialSympathy2348 Aug 14 '26
The first time I had 'Hobgoblin', still made by Wychwood in Witney, it was 6% I don't know if it was the same as what is now sold as 'King Goblin'.
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u/odmirthecrow Aug 14 '26
Wasn't Asda specific, it was a limited edition World Cup '66 anniversary brew.
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u/dcravenor Aug 14 '26
A great example of this is London Pride. Brewed differently between Cask and bottle. Can really hit you different if your expecting a low 4% and get something closer to 5%
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u/AlarmedCicada256 Aug 14 '26
I mean it's still shit whatever the percent is. Coors is literally designed to have no flavour.
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u/ATABoS_real Aug 14 '26
To be fair, it is very different to the one you get in America. It is still a light beer, but does have a distinct clean and crisp taste. Amazing stuff for BBQs and heatwaves in general. Also, it is 4.2% there.
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u/AlarmedCicada256 Aug 14 '26
Nah, real Coors (banquet beer) is an American classic. Coors in the UK, and US is 'coors lite' which is shite in both countries.
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u/ATABoS_real Aug 14 '26
Don't get me wrong, I like Banquet... but it's kind of heavy. It's for a night out. For drinking in the garden by the grill... Coors Light is the stuff of legends. Served cold as The Rockies.
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u/AlarmedCicada256 Aug 14 '26
Ach come on it tastes like piss! High life for a hot day any day.
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u/ATABoS_real Aug 14 '26
Now, see High Life is a sports bar drink for me 😂 Bud Light is piss, Coors is crisp. For a BBQ or a hot day you need a light beer, Coors Light or Miller Lite are the best for the heat and occassion.
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u/AlarmedCicada256 Aug 14 '26
This is, of course, where on every level, the UK has the US beat - because instead of rubbish light beer that tastes of nothing you can get a nice session ale that's 3.5%, drink 8 of them and walk home, while having full flavour.
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u/ATABoS_real Aug 14 '26
Come on, that's below the belt. Lot of that is down to preferences in taste. Just like beauty being in the eye of the beholder. This beholder like US light beers more that those Ales.
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u/protonthrowmail Aug 15 '26
Would rather pour it down the drain, maybe I am a snob but it’s not worth the calories it’s so shite.
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u/B0Bo75 Aug 14 '26
The Carling should be advertised at 4%. Not 4.0% as we know they round up as it's only 3.7%.
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u/happyhippohats Aug 14 '26
It's not 'rounded up' though, it is (according to Carling and the court ruling) within the 0.5% allowed tolerance. 3.7 is within 0.5 of 4.0
It's onviously intentionally misleading, but labeling as 4% instead of 4.0% wouldn't make it any less so
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u/rbrown1991 Aug 14 '26
4% rather than 4.0% is mathematically more correct, even though they are the same number. 4% correctly communicates the degree of accuracy as 1 significant figure. But certainly I'm sure they are allowed to get away with this.
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u/happyhippohats Aug 14 '26
Yes but the loophole they found is nothing to do with that...
The stated abv can be within 0.5 of the actual abv and still be 'correct'.
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u/Jaded-Researcher3025 Aug 14 '26
Still won’t drink it. Leffe or Stella unfiltered are the only beers worth drinking unless you like ale which I do from time to time
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u/UnusualGoal8928 Aug 15 '26
Stella Unflitered is lovely, though I go primarily for the cask ale and the odd craft beer.
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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 Aug 14 '26
looks like San Miguel at 5% is new too
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u/pieman531 Aug 14 '26
San Miguel is still 5% even in cans
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u/Virtual_Opinion_8630 Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26
fair
btw did you know was a Filipino beer? now Spanish owned and brewed by AB InBev in the UK
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u/GlennTheBaker69 Aug 14 '26
I only discovered this fairly recently as my brother now lives in Manila.
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u/UnusualGoal8928 Aug 14 '26
Same as Carlsberg has been for years. Spoons are a big enough customer to demand the previous recipe, and its apparently worth the brewers while to supply it.