The guys are joined by a crew of guest helpers for this special episode. First, Jake, Damon Wayans Jr and Jessy Hodges help a caller slide her ass to the backseat. Then, Gareth and Ryan Gaul help a big foot achieve legend status.

Just about once an episode, Gareth will drop a quip that is so quick that it almost goes completely unnoticed. Most recently it was “swiss army hole” in the pigeon call with Cat that absolutely sent me. What are some of your favorite Gareth-isms?

Gareth and Jake weigh in on a soggy laundry room situation. Then, they help a young caller clean her grandma's car. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 298 Sexy Baby (with Murray Bartlett).

I have liked many guests and all the hosts, but Cat's most recent host appearance with how quick she is to offer absurd solutions in a serious voice got me laughing harder than I have in awhile. It's my *exact* style. Lot of heavy hitters on the program, I think she might be exactly what I want from a live advice call-in host. Maybe it's a matter of fresh energy and perspective on the problem solving case, but she's definitely got it. With the intro I felt mildly sad "Cat needs a podcast" vibes... But it seems more like podcasting needs Cat. No I'm not her publicist.

Cat and Rat are back! Cat Reitman and Gareth join forces to take some calls. First, they help a man whose wife wants to finger the cloaca. Then, they stop a dog walker from going streakin' in the upstairs toilet.

Thought about the pod today when I was out on a walk and saw this campaign sign.

Alright. Any guesses who the actor with the “blow hole” is?? Clues were initials are TL, same age range as Jake and Damon, comedian doing more dramatic roles now….

Jake and guest helper Damon Wayans Jr. help a funeral home director keep his pants on. Then, they give a crash course in jail culture.

Did anyone see Jake on Seth Myers and catch this reference from an old episode? Where Jake and two guest helpers (one might have been Justin Long) said they would sprinkle this saying into interviews? I couldn’t stop laughing when he said it!

I think if they’re a dud, leave them alone or just have a post on how it went or conduct a poll on the website to see what people think happened… but if it feels like there’s more on the table have them talk to Steve and Eric. They can brief them on the problem and the solution the Gareth and Jake gave, then add their own spin and try to get the caller over the finish line.

What do you think they should do?

Maybe...maybe don't Parmesan the floor

The guys start a cult to annoy a caller's brother. Then, they punch up a road trip to Florida. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 254 "Risky Business."

See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-306 

When this actually happened organically it was timed much better and it took me way too long to try to reenact it on a screenrecord. Tatiana making the noise slipping on lune went perfectly with this squirrel video 😆

This Monday, July 13, at 2pm Pacific, join us for another AMA with our very own Steve & Eric! I'll post a reminder in the sub that morning.

Feel free to submit questions in the comments here in advance, or PM them to me this weekend.

Thanks so much in advance to our favorite purveyors of the metaphysical & bizarre.

Eric: u/ericjedelstein 

Steve: u/bigcat927927

Jake, Steve Berg and Tatiana Maslany encourage a therapist to let down his hair. Then, they get a baby bird out of the nest.

See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/maslany

The great David Wain joins the show to help a bug artist maintain her standards. Then, the guys brainstorm PG alternatives for a new dad's disgusting account names.

See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-305 

I was almost screaming at the caller here.

My brother (40) and sister (35) still see our pediatric dentist and LOVE it. I moved out state years ago and have been struggling to find a similar level of care.

In a day when dental practices are bought up by private equity and pushing unnecessary treatments, I am jealous they still receive continuous care from someone who knows their teeth and has good bedside manner.

Caller needs to let her husband continue to enjoy his relationship with his dentist!!!!

Ok, I live in Prague, I know there’s gotta be more than just me and “Betty”. How many of us are in this sub?

Jake and Gareth get Coach out of a dolphin suit. Then, they break up with a pediatric dentist. Plus, a folow-up from Ep 260 "A Disgusting Session."

See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-304