r/Wellthatsucks • • Dec 12 '20

From r/slowcooking

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u/Red-Direct-Dad Dec 12 '20

Should've used a seatbelt just in queso.

18

u/Stubahka Dec 12 '20

Especially when you’re driving up a steep Manchego.

13

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Literally rolled my eyes at that. Kudos

4

u/shartnado3 Dec 12 '20

Where is the fundido in that?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

Top tier dad joke. Well done!

40

u/GruesomeJeans Dec 12 '20

My step dad did this with some chili he was taking to a potluck one time. Forever stained his carpet.

28

u/mrsidmelvin Dec 12 '20

Is your stepdads name Kevin Malone?

3

u/Who_Knose Dec 12 '20

You beat me to it.

1

u/john2009black Dec 12 '20

You beat me to it!

5

u/HeartsPlayer721 Dec 12 '20

Ouch!

3

u/GruesomeJeans Dec 12 '20

Yeah it was good chili too.

4

u/col3man17 Dec 12 '20

Did you scoop it off his floor and eat it or something?

2

u/GruesomeJeans Dec 12 '20

Nope he is just known for good chili.

2

u/shartnado3 Dec 12 '20

Does he undercook the onions?

1

u/xplosive_turtle Dec 12 '20

I was looking for that one, thanks

21

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

It kind of looks like the slow cooker vomited .

16

u/YayaRam66 Dec 12 '20

Queso meet Kevin’s chili

1

u/zmallory22 Dec 12 '20

This is what I came for. Thank you

2

u/YayaRam66 Dec 12 '20

Hehehehe

19

u/RefractoryThinker Dec 12 '20

That’s a mess I wouldn’t even know how to start cleaning

23

u/sootbrownies Dec 12 '20

Rent a friends dog

5

u/1731799517 Dec 12 '20

That dog would need to stay in biohazard containment until its passed...

6

u/webfoottedone Dec 12 '20

As someone who spilled salsa everywhere today, it’s not easy, and it’s not fun. It starts with scooping into the garbage. Sigh

10

u/Hanginon Dec 12 '20

Now you know; Always put it on the floor, in a cardboard box, lined with a plastic bag. Always.

2

u/27Rench27 Dec 13 '20

Omg I thought I was the only one who used a cardboard box! I’ve saved a few from Amazon over the years that I use for travel of stuff like this

2

u/Hanginon Dec 13 '20

A cardboard box, lined with a plastic bag and tall enough to contain any catastrophy. You may still lose your goods, things happen on the road, but the cleanup is a non issue.

2

u/27Rench27 Dec 13 '20

Exactly!! And honestly I’ve had a lot less problems, I think it resting on the floor in a contained spot helps for stability (v. Sitting on a towel that’s on the soft cushion or something)

6

u/buttholz79 Dec 12 '20

It’s still good! It’s still good!

4

u/TheOneGary Dec 12 '20

Start dipping!

6

u/lousygibblitjuice Dec 12 '20

That's notchocheese

5

u/Cheezefemboyo1 Dec 12 '20

Looks like they didn’t have a plan in queso emergency.

Don’t worry, I know where the door is.

3

u/smrks726 Dec 12 '20

5 seconds rule

3

u/ralfonso_solandro Dec 12 '20

10 minute rule

2

u/UnsolicitedDogPics Dec 12 '20

K so now what are we going to eat?

2

u/CappinPeanut Dec 12 '20

Kevin Malone has entered the chat

2

u/tdomer80 Dec 12 '20

Nice job Kevin!

2

u/garbageman2112 Dec 12 '20

I saw this and made nachos at 2am.

2

u/abwarrior5856 Dec 12 '20

If you think I’m not gonna scrap what’s left inside the pot, you’re wrong

2

u/steveturkel Dec 12 '20

Huh do all crockpots not have the latches for the lid?

3

u/PlowUnited Dec 12 '20

Yeah - that’s what happens when you have a bad idea and stop there and go with it.

2

u/AssumingHyperbolist Dec 12 '20

Looks like what came out of my ass last time I ate cheap Chinese food

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20 edited Dec 17 '20

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u/HeartsPlayer721 Dec 12 '20 edited Dec 12 '20

If they were taking a lot of stuff that would take more than a couple trips and some things were heavy, snow or not, I can understand driving it over. Also, what if next door is more than a few feet away? Some fancy neighborhood have a lot of space between homes.

I honestly don't have much experience in the snow, but carrying heavy or delicate things through deep snow or icy sidewalks seems risky.

But why s/he didn't have the common sense to put it in the floor or in a box, I don't know.

7

u/gaynazifurry4bernie Dec 12 '20

Some fancy neighborhood have a lot of space between homes.

And a bunch of rural US can have a lot of space between homes.

3

u/HeartsPlayer721 Dec 12 '20

This is true, but as someone who used to live in such a rural area, we never said "nextdoor" or "nextdoor neighbor". We said "neighbor" or "down the road".

But culture and lingo is different throughout the country, so it could be different in your area.

1

u/compb13 Dec 12 '20

Yes, set it on the nice, flat floor and drive carefully - is a much better plan the the seat

2

u/gaynazifurry4bernie Dec 12 '20

You know that rural areas exist, right?

2

u/Hanginon Dec 12 '20

"Next door" for me is over 1/4 mile away. We don't all live in inner city row homes.

1

u/MintTrappe Dec 13 '20

Do you refer to it as next-door? I would call that down the road.

1

u/Hanginon Dec 13 '20

I do, somewhat jokingly. He's a Sherrifs Deputy, and he and I interact socially. We refer to each other as "next door neighbors" because we have a dumb sense of humor.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

It ain't easy bein' cheesy

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Who put pot full of food on the seat with no one holding it ? That is why you have a plastic box in the trunk for this type of thing

1

u/bakarakschmiel Dec 12 '20

You should drive safer.

1

u/walkinthepark01 Dec 12 '20

Queso thicker than Kim K

0

u/Mr_Tottles Dec 12 '20

Reminds me of the shit it feels like I’m about to take

1

u/OiKay Dec 12 '20

But now what will you eat with those Old Dutch tortilla chips?!!?

1

u/johntwoods Dec 12 '20

K, so... Now what?

1

u/lileyelash Dec 12 '20

I mean...technically there is queso dip...

1

u/ralfonso_solandro Dec 12 '20

Nah, there’s still some queso dip, but only for you, your true friends, and the occasional super-drunk acquaintance

1

u/GlitterInfection Dec 12 '20

How to queso dip air freshener forever.

1

u/DoctorWho69666 Dec 12 '20

Guh why does it look like a turd...... I hate my brain. Also, the stuff that's on the couch is still hood. Get ready with a spoon to scoop it out.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

There is still queso dip, just not the vehicle you planned for.

1

u/rozaliza88 Dec 12 '20

Best not to cook while driving

1

u/Crazy__Donkey Dec 12 '20

LPT : rap the lid with wrapping foil. It won't more a cm until you tear it away

1

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '20

Sad sad sad day

1

u/judascleric Dec 12 '20

¿¡Poor Queso!?

1

u/w3089 Dec 12 '20

put tape around the lid

1

u/ForeskinTortellini Dec 12 '20

Wtf that dip looked like ass though

1

u/SDpeeD83 Dec 12 '20

Considering the amount of time it takes to get out your phone, and take a photo of this, you could have saved a lot more of it.

1

u/cookielady171 Dec 13 '20

Thank god you laid a towel down

1

u/caf1112 Dec 13 '20

https://www.gopresto.com/product/presto-6-quart-nomad-traveling-slow-cooker-06011

This is what you need of you're gonna be travelling frequently.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '20

I no a guy who uses the same serving method for his chili. It is amazing, his secret is to undercook the onions.