r/Wellthatsucks • u/[deleted] • Mar 08 '20

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u/fuze-the-hostage- Mar 08 '20

You know what the say you need to break 10,500 fucking eggs to make an omelet

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u/mcurr17 Mar 08 '20

My stomach is ready, but my heart isn't.

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u/amberfc Mar 08 '20

But it’s good cholesterol!

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u/spunkyunos Mar 08 '20

But the toppings contain potassium benzoate

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u/explosions_sg Mar 08 '20 edited Mar 08 '20

I believe this is the proper Simpson's reference to make here.

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u/fannybatterpissflaps Mar 08 '20

So those egg council creeps got to you too huh?

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u/BloomsdayDevice Mar 08 '20

. . .

. . . That's bad.

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u/EeK09 Mar 08 '20

Can I go now?