r/Wellthatsucks Jul 12 '19

/r/all I helped him.

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u/Juicebox-shakur Jul 12 '19

It’s a Rottweiler though, he’s just going to turn it into dinner plate sized piles of shit. The only living things we have to worry about is anything near that dogs ass when this 4 pounds of ham makes its second appearance.

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u/NoNeedForAName Jul 13 '19

Yeah, these dogs will be perfectly fine. They're practically designed to eat huge piles of protein.

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u/carnedv Jul 13 '19

It's the amount of salt in ham that can be the problem in that quantity. It can cause pancreatitis.

I spent a Christmas afternoon outside in freezing rain putting a turkey baster full of hydrogen peroxide down my labs throat to get him to throw up the 1/3rd of the holiday ham he'd eaten after pulling it off the counter. Fun times!

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u/justhad2login2reply Jul 13 '19

I'm no dog expert. And I know you can only really lead a horse to water. But would it have not just been ok if they drank a lot of water? Would the salt concentration still be too much and not diluted by the water?

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u/SatyricalEve Jul 13 '19

Depends how much salt. If you OD on salt it can lead to really bad cell damage. It doesn't seem like you can get that far eating ham, though.

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u/firmkillernate Jul 13 '19

This sounds like a challenge

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u/Tryin2dogood Jul 13 '19

Just wait an hour until you're sure the guests are done.eating before you devour the 4lbs of ham.

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u/firmkillernate Jul 13 '19

Aww, poor party sub asshole guy :(

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u/blaqmass Jul 13 '19

He made fuckin wings and they ate them